Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Anything is possible in Patrick's world of...

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Pat is an athletic, no guff taking badass, whose daughter was taken away by his republitard first wife. He and his second, better wife are happily married and doing well financially. They do all the cool sex stuff that manly men are into. Pat stays fit by giving self-defense lessons to the US military. He has a confirmed kill count of 1488 trolls and he personally executed Quasi to collect a bounty of $36,829.65
 
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Pat is like a lesbian who rides a Harley to distinguish herself from heterosexual women. He purchases what he perceives to be stereotypically masculine vehicles and spends his time reminding everyone that he has them. The difference is the lesbian ends up looking butch while Patricia is still an effete faggot.
 
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The Patitioner said:
Pat stays fit by giving self-defense lessons to the US military
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Not sure where he finds the time, between giving soil erosion seminars for the Royal Botanical Society, holding office hours for JPL engineers who can’t quite get the calculations right for their spacecraft, and tweeting 187 times a day. If only he could give time management master classes, too.
 
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The Patitioner said:
Anything is possible in Patrick's world of...

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Pat is an athletic, no guff taking badass, whose daughter was taken away by his republitard first wife. He and his second, better wife are happily married and doing well financially. They do all the cool sex stuff that manly men are into. Pat stays fit by giving self-defense lessons to the US military. He has a confirmed kill count of 1488 trolls and he personally executed Quasi to collect a bounty of $36,829.65
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Every time I check up on Fatrick, I always expect him to have posted the Navy SEAL copypasta.
 
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The Patitioner said:
Pat is an athletic, no guff taking badass, whose daughter was taken away by his republitard first wife. He and his second, better wife are happily married and doing well financially. They do all the cool sex stuff that manly men are into. Pat stays fit by giving self-defense lessons to the US military. He has a confirmed kill count of 1488 trolls and he personally executed Quasi to collect a bounty of $36,829.65
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Don’t forget the time his genius military tactics ended the war in Ukraine! He punched Putin back to Russia with one hand and threw water balloons full of paint with the other!
 
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Spends the week being criticised for harassing Queer Authors of Colour and then decides to post this.
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A picture of a white guy telling a bunch of minorities, no, CHIILD, YOU are the wrong one! I, the white man, am the right one, and I will show you when I chop up your children into pepperoni!
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What's the scoop on this? I wasn't there for that part of the saga.
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It's really as simple as that. Some guy asked him at some con on a panel where the jellybeans came from, and he was annoyed. People noticed he was annoyed, so it became a recurrent thing, and he eventually completely flipped out, and then it just became a perennial thing to torment him about it.

(I believe that unlike fatty he actually did finally get a sense of humor about this.)
 
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Our sneaky porcine friend has secretly launched a blog about cars recently at www.automanic.co (archived) and @RealAutomanic on Twitter (archived), he writes under the pen name "Torque Wheeler". I guess hiding your identity online is not cowardly when mama Raven's special boy does it. He mostly just re-hashes his car and motorcycle photos, as well as insightful takes from his main account such as "Tesla bad" and begs at car companies to notice him.

I can't be bothered to do a full side-by-side to prove it's him, go look up the account for yourself or trust me. But here's a text he accidentally sent to a rascal instead of his usual copy&paste bit, and to the right the tweet from this new account:
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Pat is a professional car mechanic apparently? Sorry, an EXPERIENCED professional car mechanic hahaha Patrick S. LARPinson at it again.

New lore about Tom and Raven:
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The eight Twitter followers are all very real accounts of what comes to mind when you think the typical car enthusiast looks like:
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Susan at the Milwaukee Auto Spa https://milwaukeeautospa.com/
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Claims to have rented a car on July 1st, maybe it's from his Tampa trip or he's elsewhere.
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Domain registered on February, first blogpost published on March, Twitter account began activity 10 days ago on June 24th. Site is hosted by Cloudflare, lol way to reward them with your money while you oink that they're facilitating Nazi terrorists, retard pig.

Oh and I almost forgot: Torque Wheeler is very fat.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Our sneaky porcine friend has secretly launched a blog about cars recently at www.automanic.co (archived) and @RealAutomanic on Twitter (archived), he writes under the pen name "Torque Wheeler". I guess hiding your identity online is not cowardly when mama Raven's special boy does it. He mostly just re-hashes his car and motorcycle photos, as well as insightful takes from his main account such as "Tesla bad" and begs at car companies to notice him.

I can't be bothered to do a full side-by-side to prove it's him, go look up the account for yourself or trust me. But here's a text he accidentally sent to a rascal instead of his usual copy&paste bit, and to the right the tweet from this new account:
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Pat is a professional car mechanic apparently? Sorry, an EXPERIENCED professional car mechanic hahaha Patrick S. LARPinson at it again.

New lore about Tom and Raven:
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The eight Twitter followers are all very real accounts of what comes to mind when you think the typical car enthusiast looks like:
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Susan at the Milwaukee Auto Spa https://milwaukeeautospa.com/
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Claims to have rented a car on July 1st, maybe it's from his Tampa trip or he's elsewhere.
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Domain registered on February, first blogpost published on March, Twitter account began activity 10 days ago on June 24th. Site is hosted by Cloudflare, lol way to reward them with your money while you oink that they're facilitating Nazi terrorists, retard pig.

Oh and I almost forgot: Torque Wheeler is very fat.
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So when he reviews a car we should subtract what 1 second or 2 seconds off his 0-60 times, you know to account for his bitch tits
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
So did the pests find any data supporting his claims when he first made them years ago? If he were a competitive marksman, I’d expect there to be information out there about all of his competitions and wins losses.

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I mean, in the loosest possible sense, if he signed up for some local competition at a nearby gun club, he wouldn't technically be incorrect in saying he's a competitive shooter. Of course, considering most competitions allow pretty much anyone to enter, it doesn't exactly say much about your abilities.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
I can't be bothered to do a full side-by-side to prove it's him, go look up the account for yourself or trust me. But here's a text he accidentally sent to a rascal instead of his usual copy&paste bit, and to the right the tweet from this new account:
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Oh my god, is that exchange in the thread? It took all my willpower not to rate your post with a moon simply due to the fact I would be absolutely HOWLING at my sides while they floated in lunar orbit if I were the Rascal who received that.

Good fucking show.
 
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