Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If his father was so fucking great then he never would have, by his own admission in a blog post, signed away parental rights to his infant daughter. He would have slapped him upside the head and said 'quit being a pussy just because your ego can't take it that you got cucked. Boo hoo, I'm depressed. Go watch some Star Trek, faggot.'

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat added some more nonsense beneath the Star Trek idiocy.

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His dad is responsible for a lot of laughter.

How come your brother can look after his kids and you cannot?

 

[JustStopDude]

I have to wonder how much considerations he put into signing away his parental rights. I suspect it was less time than I plan on cooking a meal for my family.

I volunteer with addicts and a lot of them do this. Just sign away their rights. Later, when the child is making major life achievements like graduating high school/college, getting married, and/or the birth of a child, they suddenly want to be involved again (especially when the kid has aged out of child support range).

I am just picturing Patrick showing up, unannounced or invited, to his kid's college n with an untitled, unregistered, used Ford Probe as if that makes up for abandoning the kid, and then subsequently lashing out on Twitter when the kid isn't appreciative and the parents have to threaten to call the cops if he doesn't leave immediately.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I have to wonder how much considerations he put into signing away his parental rights. I suspect it was less time than I plan on cooking a meal for my family.

I think most of us put more thought into which pair of socks we'll wear today than he did into giving up his parental rights.

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty ironic of Pat to even comment on someone else's legal case, given the recent news about his dumb lawsuit.

Imagine being a "writer" and also being a pathetic, vexatious litigant completely oblivious to the irony of your own situation. Imagine being as pathetic as Fatrick Hamlinson.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Some tragic news, this thread is about to get a lot less funny. Pat is apparently going back into comedy.

 

[JustStopDude]

I think most of us put more thought into which pair of socks we'll wear today than he did into giving up his parental rights.

It's such a red flag. Like both parents have to agree to this, along with the state. I have to work with some really messed up people and it's a tiny fraction of my caseload that has signed off their parental rights. It's not as simple as just signing a form.

And to top it off, he has the nerve to slag on the man raising his kid on twitter. It's akin to dropping off your kid at an orphanage and then shitting on the people that adopted and are raising her.

 

[AnOminous]

Some tragic news, this thread is about to get a lot less funny. Pat is apparently going back into comedy.

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This pathetic fool is entirely incapable of being funny. At least on purpose. He's pretty funny when he tries to be mad though.

It's such a red flag. Like both parents have to agree to this, along with the state. I have to work with some really messed up people and it's a tiny fraction of my caseload that has signed off their parental rights. It's not as simple as just signing a form.

And to top it off, he has the nerve to slag on the man raising his kid on twitter. It's akin to dropping off your kid at an orphanage and then shitting on the people that adopted and are raising her.

Imagine being this much of a fat fucking failure. This dude has failed at the most basic level of life as a man. What a fucking worm.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Some tragic news, this thread is about to get a lot less funny. Pat is apparently going back into comedy.

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He could also mean Legos.

 

[thismanlies]

Some tragic news, this thread is about to get a lot less funny. Pat is apparently going back into comedy.

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How funny would it be if people from the Opie and Anthony subreddit showed up to heckle him?

Spoiler: Edit: Because I Can’t Help Myself

>Be Fatrick
>Lol
>Get a gig at the local comedy club
>Advertise it on the Twatter account I paid thousands to get unbanned through litigation
>Prepare my material
>Get introduced on stage
>Club is packed
>People enthusiastically clap
>They almost seem like they’ve been waiting the whole night for my set
>Get started on my first joke
>”So I passed a Trump voter on my way in…”
>Someone in the crowd shouts
>”You’re fat!”
>Crowd starts laughing
>But I’m not having any of it
>”You come up here and say that, child!”
>The heckler responds
>”Yeah I bet you like talking about children!”
>The crowd cracks up
>Another heckler chimes in
>”Except for the one he abandoned!”
>Crowd is in an absolute uproar
>A wiser man without anger issues would walk away
>But instead I turn a bright shade of red
>”You wanna fuck with me? You’re fucking with a legitimate tough guy!”
>The crowd’s hysterical with laughter
>”I just bought a new flashlight for my gun and…”
>Another heckler appears
>”You bought a fleshlight for your gun?”
>I shoot back
>”Yeah and it looks great with my compensator!”
>Yet another heckler appears
>”We all know you’re compensating for something!”
>The crowd is howling with laughter as they point at me
>I threaten them some more
>They respond by throwing pieces of bologna on the stage
>Comedy Club owner rushes the stage to take my mic
>Security rushes me shortly afterwards
>They grab me and throw me out the back door
>Go home
>Clips of my performance go viral
>Spend half the night defending myself
>Someone sends me a DM
>It’s a movie producer
>They tell me I’d be perfect for an upcoming project called “Windy City Heat 2.”
>Images of dollar signs dance in my head
>I could sue anyone I wanted if I was a movie star
>People would fear me
>People would learn to fear my name
>Fatrick S. Tomlinson

 

[Mr Moonface]

I missed something pretty rare on Pat's twitter today, he retweeted a new fan of his books.

Yes, Pat does actually have genuine fans. They number in the tens, and without exception are always creepy middle-aged men. So let's see if this guy is genuine.

Creepy sexual stuff in bio? Check.
Rapey twitter avatar? Check.
Looks like this is a real one folks!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I missed something pretty rare on Pat's twitter today, he retweeted a new fan of his books.

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Yes, Pat does actually have genuine fans. They number in the tens, and without exception are always creepy middle-aged men. So let's see if this guy is genuine.

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Creepy sexual stuff in bio? Check.
Rapey twitter avatar? Check.
Looks like this is a real one folks!

He certainly doesn't have any taste in authors, and is into bestiality.

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Looks like only degenerates like your books Patrick.

 

[The I Scream Man]

One of my flaws with regards to posting here is how I get autistically fixated on stupid shit I see in pics related to cows... this time its the fence. I wonder if he knows you don't have to be a licensed, bonded and insured general contractor to put up a fence that doesn't look half assed.

In the past week I watched a video of a guy in Britbongistan who made a decent-looking fence out of used pallets, and I have seen another guy who is doing a whole slew of videos on fence repair (wish I had his name, it was just something I saw in passing on social media).

How can anyone take him seriously if this is what he shows off? Congrats dude, you own a tiny little lot of land in a city next to a bunch of apartments. Are the tenants next door sketchy? Do you even know how to contact the management if they start throwing shit out the window onto your property? For that matter, would you even fucking notice? Christ sakes get it together Fat

 

[Terrorist]

I remember seeing fatty arguing with someone about how exactly in the fuck he was conservative in any way. Fatrick said he is "a classic conservative, child." But I think he just chose to say that because it sounded good to him in his beer, bratwurst, and fat ensconced brain. Because if you look up 'classic conservative/conservatism' it's by definition pretty much everything Fatrick is against. Shit like keeping the status quo in gov't and not funding gov't aid programs. Patrick would LOVE to get rid of the status quo politicians and replace them with woke POCs, AOC's gays, fat sci-fi writers, and trannies. And I'm sure he'd be all in on tons of different gov't aid programs funded by taxes if it helped minorities. He's almost the antithesis of a classic conservative. He's just progressive liberal who owns guns. And fat. But as already mentioned by others ITT, it's just something he says to win Twitter arguments. So he can say, "Nu-uh, child. I am not a fat liberal pussy. I'm an actual tough guy classic conservative who will spoon feed you your own teeth. And you're just stupid. Blocked. I win."

Patrick identifies as conservative because he wants to join the Lincoln Project and get invited to their "parties"...

 

[Caverlock]

Some tragic news, this thread is about to get a lot less funny. Pat is apparently going back into comedy.

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"Take my daughter...thanks!"


He started comedy in two-thousand-Twelve:

He rapidly developed into "a legitimate stand-up comedian":

So much so that he audibly whimpers after stammering his way to bombs in 2015 (may need headphones):

I have in my possession something nearly everyone thought long lost: the 2014 Cthulhu Comedy Collective performances at 42Lounge that were scrubbed from the internet. It is a bombfest of such horrifying magnitude that, even after being falsely accused of a host of crimes by the plaintiff, I'm still hesitant to do anything with it. The first time I watched it I cringed until my face muscles were exhausted.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I have in my possession something nearly everyone thought long lost: the 2014 Cthulhu Comedy Collective performances at 42Lounge that were scrubbed from the internet. It is a bombfest of such horrifying magnitude that, even after being falsely accused of a host of crimes by the plaintiff, I'm still hesitant to do anything with it. The first time I watched it I cringed until my face muscles were exhausted.

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You going to make me beg?

 

[Caverlock]

You going to make me beg?

Never. I think the stand-up compilation might be my ride-off-into-the-sunset Patpost, though. I also want to contrast how famous comedians like Louis Anderson, Drew Carey, etc. deal with criticism compared to Mr. "my hairline hasn't budged in 20 years...I'm not fat by any medical standard, child". The whole thing would take a huge amount of time.

I'm also waiting to see if lying fuckface tries to subpoena my info again.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Never. I think the stand-up compilation might be my ride-off-into-the-sunset Patpost, though. I also want to contrast how famous comedians like Louis Anderson, Drew Carey, etc. deal with criticism compared to Mr. "my hairline hasn't budged in 20 years...I'm not fat by any medical standard, child". The whole thing would take a huge amount of time.

I'm also waiting to see if lying fuckface tries to subpoena my info again.

Fair enough.

This was posted a number of pages ago, and is probably the most accurate depiction of Pat's comedy career.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

One of my flaws with regards to posting here is how I get autistically fixated on stupid shit I see in pics related to cows... this time its the fence. I wonder if he knows you don't have to be a licensed, bonded and insured general contractor to put up a fence that doesn't look half assed.

In the past week I watched a video of a guy in Britbongistan who made a decent-looking fence out of used pallets, and I have seen another guy who is doing a whole slew of videos on fence repair (wish I had his name, it was just something I saw in passing on social media).

How can anyone take him seriously if this is what he shows off? Congrats dude, you own a tiny little lot of land in a city next to a bunch of apartments. Are the tenants next door sketchy? Do you even know how to contact the management if they start throwing shit out the window onto your property? For that matter, would you even fucking notice? Christ sakes get it together Fat

The only reason he's even cleaning paying people to clean his backyard is because his house is getting refinanced.

It's safe to assume that he has never tended his backyard before. They're scrambling to make the house presentable, hoping a non-shitty yard will net them a few extra thousand on the appraisal. That's the sole reason behind all those 'renovations' Pat's been proudly boasting about. It's pointless, the size of the lot is awful enough to tank the value and the Section 8 behemoth located next door isn't doing them any favors.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The only reason he's even cleaning paying people to clean his backyard is because his house is getting refinanced.

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It's safe to assume that he has never tended his backyard before. They're scrambling to make the house presentable, hoping a non-shitty yard will net them a few extra thousand on the appraisal. That's the sole reason behind all those 'renovations' Pat's been proudly boasting about. It's pointless, the size of the lot is awful enough to tank the value and the Section 8 behemoth located next door isn't doing them any favors.

Place beside them was up for sale for $291k, sold for $275k. They'll need to do a lot of work with that place to get it even $275k in the current market. Right now it's better to rent than to sell. His books don't sell and only one of them "works" so they could use the stable income, but Patrick here isn't a smart man.