Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[break these cuffs]

A mustang is a perfect car for Rick because they've been getting unnecessarily wider and heavier over the course of their existence. A truly fitting car.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

It's the 4.6L V8 from what I can tell. Still embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as the V6.

I doubt Fat works on his car though. He probably just copied that text from the receipt from his mechanic.

Nah, this guy doesn't even have a real mechanic, he just goes to Valvoline when he gets the coupon in the super saver.

I’m not a car guy so I don’t really know the difference, but it just looks pretty gay and emasculating. It fits his online persona of over compensating all the time. He’s probably been molested as a child or something.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

Pat has been spreging out on Twitter again this morning. He also says that we are all about to "go through some things".

 

[KingOfGains]

I covered his and his wife's free money fairly well in the subpoena thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2021-...inson-subpoenas-cloudflare.88259/post-9740270

One thing I forgot to mention was that recent PPP-recipient Rick vowed to personally finance Donald Trump's treason trial, because that's how that works, child.

Portly gun dork Rick's sword dork friend comes in and delivers his melodramatic lines:
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*cue applause*

"I will pay for the trial myself." Fat, you don't have billions to spend on a trail of that magnitude. You barely have a dime to pay for the fucking lawyers you have got going for you now. Only way you can afford any Trump Trial is by taking him to Judge Judy, and you'd still lose.

 

[Caverlock]

Rick named his Mustang "Susan". His motorcycle is named "Evelyn."

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He bought the 2017 Triumph Thruxton (paid off 20 months early after receiving his PPP "loan," if you recall) "specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders."


There are unconfirmed reports that his first wife's new husband rides a Harley.

"...Fuck your overpriced midlife crisis."
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In very unrelated news, Mr. Tomlinson, 41, is currently estimated to have spent in excess of $80,000 suing sixty John Does for calling him fat on the internet.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rick named his Mustang "Susan". His motorcycle is named "Evelyn."

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He bought the 2017 Triumph Thruxton (paid off 20 months early after receiving his PPP "loan," if you recall) "specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders."
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There are unconfirmed reports that his first wife's new husband rides a Harley.

"...Fuck your overpriced midlife crisis."
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In very unrelated news, Mr. Tomlinson, 41, is currently estimated to have spent in excess of $80,000 suing sixty John Does for calling him fat on the internet.

That's a lot of Value Boxes he could have gotten at Taco Bell.

How often do you have buy leather jackets Rick? I doubt they fit you for very long because well you're fat.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Rick named his Mustang "Susan". His motorcycle is named "Evelyn."

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He bought the 2017 Triumph Thruxton (paid off 20 months early after receiving his PPP "loan," if you recall) "specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders."
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There are unconfirmed reports that his first wife's new husband rides a Harley.

"...Fuck your overpriced midlife crisis."
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In very unrelated news, Mr. Tomlinson, 41, is currently estimated to have spent in excess of $80,000 suing sixty John Does for calling him fat on the internet.

LOL This fuckin retard is doin the fat girl myspace profile pic angle HAHAHAHA

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

What type of degenerate names their car?

 

[thismanlies]

What type of degenerate names their car?

I can understand naming a classic. But the four year old bike you bought because you think Harley riders are too conservative, not so much.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat has been spreging out on Twitter again this morning. He also says that we are all about to "go through some things".

I'm guessing this is what he means. Pat was sent a totally real text message. This will likely be added to the lawsuit like all the other fake ones.

He received a totally real voice message too.

Lots of oinking about stalkers. I'm guessing he's already drunk.

 

[YMB]

I like how he thinks getting someone in a civil suit is going to ruin their life. Dumb fat fuck. OJ Simpson was found guilty of fucking murder in a civil suit and was ordered BY LAW to pay millions to the Brown & Goldman families. Never paid them a fuckin dime. So good luck sending a couple of John Does to prison and getting $50,000 out of them, FAT RICK.

 

[Mr Moonface]

And as I predicted in my last post, the fake threats are going right on the lawsuit. Pat addresses the stalkers.

More things that never happened. Reminder, this man had to recently delete over a thousand threats of rape and violence from his twitter.

Pat is only messed with because of his politics.

Why is he melting down today? Pat's legal team had until the Friday just gone to satisfy Krinsky, I'm guessing they fell short.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I like how he thinks getting someone in a civil suit is going to ruin their life. Dumb fat fuck. OJ Simpson was found guilty of fucking murder in a civil suit and was ordered BY LAW to pay millions to the Brown & Goldman families. Never paid them a fuckin dime. So good luck sending a couple of John Does to prison and getting $50,000 out of them, FAT RICK.

The moron wants to do this 60 times as well.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

Sounds like he got some bad news about the lawsuit. He normally rages on Twitter like this when he does.

Also, it's really obvious he's faking all of the text messages/voicemails.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat says he is getting close, probably to orgasm.

According to Pat there's only a dozen stalkers left. Reality? The OnA forum has close to 1000 members. Even if I don't count the fine cyberstalkers in this thread, I think he's lying guys.

Daily reminder

edit: More oinking

"Inflicting cruelty." Pat makes all sorts of jokes about people he disagrees with dying of many horrible things, especially republicans dying of COVID.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember what I said about liquid oxygen? Now imagine that getting into the holes dug out to keep the human race alive.

This is actually the plot of "A Pail of Air," a 1951 story by Fritz Lieber published in Galaxy, which was also made into a radio adaptation on the mostly forgotten X Minus One radio show. It's a pretty grim scenario. In the short story they're using fission for heat. In any event, there is nothing new about this particular concept. It certainly isn't original to Fatrick.

"Fat Rick Hamlinson is a man of many hats.

All of them trilbys and fedoras, no doubt.

 

[YMB]

I still don't get why a successful 'self-employed' sci-fi author was eligible for PPP loans. How exactly did the pandemic effect his ability to be an author and sell his shit books? Consumption of media/entertainment sky rocketed during 2020. It was the only the only things to do really. Watch tv, play videogames, and READ BOOKS. People were still ordering stuff off of Amazon all throughout quarantine and his books are available digitally. So, again I wonder. How exactly was his ability to work as an author affect by Covid and how did it make him eligible for loans in the tens of thousands???

 

[AnOminous]

Daily reminder

"Flair up." And this man purports to be a writer? It's FLARE you fat dumbfuck.

I mostly see edgy hairdressers driving mustangs now.

His is also now 14 years old. Cool wheels Pat!

Could this man be any more of a walking stereotype of male insecurity? I mean, if he tried really hard?

There are unconfirmed reports that his first wife's new husband rides a Harley.

He seems like the kind of man to ride a hog. I don't mean his bike, I mean his wife.

Why is he melting down today? Pat's legal team had until the Friday just gone to satisfy Krinsky, I'm guessing they fell short.

I wonder how much his counsel is milking him for this weak shit.

 

[RCR]

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If Patrick hasn't sold insurance in a decade, why did he renew his insurance license right before his PPP loan?

 

[Everything Beagle]

When you want to be edgy...

Tick. Tock.