Phil Jarrett Underwood - Autistic Story-teller/Internet Toughguy/Native Obese Hillbilly

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Will his wife leave him and ask for child support?

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Rape Ape

Best of all, I'm an absolute cunt!
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Phil Jarrett Underwood is a failed autistic book writer and community college professor that makes books on Amazon, holds his wife hostage, and stalks people on the internet as @SeptonFratelli, @SugarbearGG, @VickyLizzyGmz and many more through his numerous sock accounts based on cereal mascots and people's real names.

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He stalks people that
support Vic Mignogna, but also people that do not support his world view. Him and his wife live in a run-down farm in Mississippi and tries to constantly act like a male feminist tough guy, he likes his own posts, says people's actual names on twitter that he believes is the user that responded to him in multiple autistic posts to scare them, and says very questionable things to a minor.





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Not enough info, sounds interesting ish, have you archived his tweets? What books have he made?
 
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Not enough info, sounds interesting ish, have you archived his tweets? What books have he made?
Maybe it might have something on that website posted in the thread below the professor rating. I'll have to ask around tommorow cause, I have my sources. Something about this retarded-ly named character called Gorillahead. I'll ask him tonight and see what I can come up with.

There's plenty more public posts on X available that I can add to the thread because, he never deletes and never shuts up lmao. I'll put some more here below. You can even see them publicly as well. I've never really archived posts before cause I've only lurked on KF and never had to do it cause I've mostly made posts here but not threads, but I can figure it out later on tommorow after work and update it more. I did ask for some help from the admins with this post and took notes here, so this is pretty much my first LC post, so if I suck at this, I gave them the go-ahead to delete it if it's too cringy. I'm just looking to get a laugh because this guy is way too funny on Twitter.
 
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Maybe it might have something on that website posted in the thread below the professor rating. I'll have to ask around tommorow cause, I have my sources. Something about this retarded-ly named character called Gorillahead.

There's plenty more public posts available that I can add to the thread because, he never deletes lmao. I'll put some more here below. You can even see them publicly as well. I've never really archived posts before cause I've only lurked on KF but I can figure it out later on tommorow after work. I did ask for some help from the admins with this post and took notes here, so this is pretty much my first LC post, so if I suck at this, I gave them the go-ahead to delete it if it's too cringy. I'm just looking to get a laugh because this guy is way too funny on Twitter.
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You know what, every farmer starts off somewhere. Depending how this guys about his online presence i think we have some milk in the near future
 
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You know what, every farmer starts off somewhere. Depending how this guys about his online presence i think we have some milk in the near future
Yeah everyone starts small somewhere, but oh I can definitely assure you, he and his posse are an absolute treat.

His twitter screeaams desperation.
 
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Apparently today, Phil has made a post challenging the farms, the guy who made that post that was quoted apparently has a hate boner for Phil looking at some of his posts. Seems like he might have a bit of the Tism' himself since he also likes to act like a tough guy but his posts seem a little less cringe. I am still trying to gather information on the Gorillahead book as my source has not replied yet.

I have other sources to talk to so I can ask around.

I'll post more later on and archive some of his posts if I'm not occupied tonight.

Should I add more of these tweets to the first post?
If you do should put a spoiler tag to them to make it look nice and so it wouldn't clog up the entire page
 
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Tdlr: you wouldn't happen to be who he is talking about out?
Not a clue, but the account seems to be linked to an indie comic writer who is making a spiritual successor to Robocop, I have seen the art that he has posted before on the interwebs, not going to lie for an autist it doesn't look bad. The only problem is that he explains his problems because he seems like he has no one else to turn to. Not a great idea, that and sharing his ideas publicly to see if shit sticks on the wall, but he has also posted proto scripts of his work on Twitter where he thinks of ideas for his book, it seems to pull no punches back. After I read up on Phil through my source, I took a look at his twitter, he seems to be pro centrist and very much anti-censorship on most things depending on the circumstances. Phil has also made fun of his wife numerous times on twitter as well and some pretty defamatory statements about him because he leans to the right, so I can kinda see why,

That and he's mentioned before that he has MDD, ADHD, and Autism, so he seems to be more high-functioning than others if he's able to travel places and write movie-long scripts. He also stated that he was working with a publisher as well which there was proof, but he deleted the post before I could archive it, it's apparently called EyeGore which sounds like a reference to the JCVD movie Cyborg, but coming from the pieces of art I have seen, it looks like if you put Robocop, and The Crow into a blender, the first page is an oddity though but it seems to reference the Book of Enoch.

TLDR It doesn't look as bland as some right-wing media and seems to be more of a passion project of his since he mentions alot of 80s and 90s pulp fiction rigamaroo.
 
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Rape Ape REVEALED

Rape Ape is a spergy, violent piece of shit who loves him some 80’s and 90’s despite being born at the ass-end of the Twentieth just like the sad sack autist millennial he pretends not to be. His terminal degree in spergomics has led to a rotten grill, multiple trips through the nuthatch, addiction, and finally reduction to trailer park hillbillery, including anger issues that have seen him - among other things - hold a knife to his own mother’s neck, force his special needs girlfriend to buy him a pawnshop Sega, and get blacklisted from a major tech company on his home state of Kentucky. That’s right, Matthew R West, also known as Stilleto on X and Rape Ape here, is from the bluegrass state, home of cousin fucking and last week’s record breaking meth lab explosion. There have been 0 days since Matthew last lost his shit.

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Your formating is kinda shit. Organize it more. You can look at other threads to get a feel for it.
You can also talk to the moderators for tips.

Also do you have any police reports/ rehab inpatient data. Facebook posts. Twitter post, archive links, you can also do better in cropping the images, also ad spoiler tags so the pictures won't take up everything,
You essentially just throwing shit without any proof 😴

Link to archiveing tools
 
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Your formating is kinda shit. Organize it more. You can look at other threads to get a feel for it.
You can also talk to the moderators for tips.

Also do you have any police reports/ rehab inpatient data. Facebook posts. Twitter post, archive links, you can also do better in cropping the images, also ad spoiler tags so the pictures won't take up everything,
You essentially just throwing shit without any proof 😴

Link to archiveing tools
He doesn't, because I've looked more into this person and there's not any police reports or Rehab data on the guy he's talking about. He posts his full name all the time on twitter and I looked at his local county and I don't see anything from a rehab or detention center.

I'm not sure why he's associating me with some random lol.
 
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The guy he's referring to apparently also made a post on twitter de-bunking the statement as well.

He seems to also lurk the KF as well from time to time but doesn't make any posts.

I wouldn't really know this person. I've only gone by the data I've seen through his posts and some insightful information from the other person's account as well.
 

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