Pickup lines

[Soycast Guy]

Post your favorite pickup lines here.

Damn girl are you a Mexican cartel member? Cus you stole my heart.

Girl are you the sun? Because damn staring at you hurts my eyes.

Girl are you a video game? Cus I wanna beat you.

Do you like fast food? Well it sure looks like it.

Girl you must be my bank account cus damn you’re fat.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Damn girl, nice dick

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Hey baby I have a profile on this site named kiwifarms..... I'm kinda a big deal on it...

 

[batterybee]

Hey baby I have a profile on this site named kiwifarms..... I'm kinda a big deal on it...

to be fair , if a femoid used that one on me id be absolutely smitten

 

[Disheveled Human]

I like Anime and V-Tubers do you want to have sexual intercourse? This one works every time.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I like Anime and V-Tubers do you want to have sexual intercourse? This one works every time.

It’d definitely work every time if you don’t want to have sex.

 

[the clap]

What'll it cost?

 

[TurdFondler]

I've got puppies and candy in my van, wanna see? It's down by the river.

 

[My Name is Ed]

The more you really try to oversell it the likelier it is to succeed.

 

[PFM]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

 

[ToroidalBoat]

pickup lines don't work?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm unvaccinated

 

[TiggerNits]

Hey baby. Wanna wrassle?

and

Get in the van, I have a gun