Pissing with balls out vs. pissing with balls tucked in - time to settle this once and for all

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Opinions on this most important of issues to the eternal rulership of the sacred patriarchy.
What is best, pissing with your balls dangling free outside your trunks or pissing with them snuggly tucked inside your trunks? If you piss sitting down, you must hand in your man-card.

Answer, lads and ladydick-carriers if there's a consensus amongst troons, we know it's gonna be the wrong answer

 

[SIGSEGV]

One ball tucked in and the other hanging out is objectively correct.

 

[Decentralised Oracle]

Why would you even want to take your balls out? I already have to spend precious time fishing for my dick and for the sake of efficiency I see no reason why anyone would need to do more than that.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

One ball tucked in and the other hanging out is objectively correct.

That's the scrotum-version of fence-sitting is what it is. Come on, be a bit more bold and commit to a course of action instead of trying to please everyone.

I already have to spend precious time fishing for my dick

There's a joke about size, but I'll spare us both

 

[Driftwood]

Just cut them off racist transphobe faggot

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just cut them off racist transphobe faggot

That is v bold

 

[Driftwood]

That is v bold

Not as bold or spicy as Picante. Yeah, I said it. You know where to fight me at you el paso tard.

 

[byuu]

No pants.
No shirt.
Final destination.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Not as bold or spicy as Picante. Yeah, I said it. You know where to fight me at you el paso tard.

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

 

[Driftwood]

Boumaboulevard 41 9723 ZS Groningen, NL. I will be in orange, but you will be in red.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It’s only gay if the balls touch, so keep them tucked.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Balls out through the front of underwear and pants.

 

[negativlad]

Balls out, hands free, spray city.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Balls out, dick still inside.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

Just do it like the profoundly exceptional - pants down to your ankles, hold your shirt up, and tuck your balls in.

 

[Sí.]

I like to give them a good squeeze with my hands to really get all the pee out.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Don't be a faggot and just piss in your pants like a man.

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

I adopt a wide stance, drop trou, and unleash. I don't even need to aim with my hands.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The obvious answer is to tuck both your balls and dick and piss backwards so you can always see your enemies coming.

 

[Blasterisk]

Unzip fly, do not unbutton. Pull balls through front of boxers, then tug them and rest them gently between underwear and pants, atop dick.

It's the only way to go.