Please check my account for mistakes and faggotry

[ThatOneAsshole]

Hello, new guy here. Love this place, wish to continue being a productive and non-irritating member. I have gotten a few "lurk moar" replies, so I'm attempting to do that more by hitting the "like" button rather than reply with my opinion on subject. Also I'm working on trying to slow down on how often I reply. I want to respect the community. I have started searching for the word "guidelines" in each forum to follow each one. If you're interested, please check my profile and tell me where I could have fucked up less. Thank you for your time and consideration!

 

[Just A Butt]

>new guy here
lol no you're not

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You could fuck up less by getting into a time machine and preventing yourself from making this thread.

 

[Toolbox]

>new guy here
lol no you're not

But he just said he's a new guy. Would he lie?

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

No way to prove I'm not sadly. Is this common? If there is a way I'd be happy to prove it

 

[The Luigi Player]

But he just said he's a new guy. Would he lie?

No one lies on the internet!

 

[Just A Butt]

If there is a way I'd be happy to prove it

post your feet

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

No way to prove I'm not sadly. Is this common? If there is a way I'd be happy to prove it

Mmm... unless you dox yourself. Short of that jannies would have access to your email address and possibly also your IP. They could do a check to see if they match any existing users (in part or in full), but I don't think anyone particularly cares enough to go through that effort.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

maybe my ip to the mods, I'd be happy to do it for a moderator!

 

[Just A Butt]

but I don't think anyone particularly cares enough to go through that effort.

there's like four different PM chains where autismos do nothing but speculate about who is a sock of who

it's all very stupid

 

[Just A Butt]

maybe my ip to the mods, I'd be happy to do it for a moderator!

post your fucking feet, newfag.

write "Butt is a god" on the left one

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

I feel this is somehow a trick...

 

[The Luigi Player]

I feel this is somehow a trick...

I feel like you're glowing a bit, can I perhaps offer you some midi files

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

just be cool newfriend, you have to be a real silly goose in order to get the triangle of shame.

 

[draggs]

You broke the gaydar before we even turned it on to inspect your account

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

just be cool newfriend, you have to be a real silly goose in order to get the triangle of shame.

Master of Puppets plz

 

[Just A Butt]

do you now or have you ever had alien hands?

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

I guess the best I can do is STFU for the day and say I made another mistake. I'll just lurk today and do some research. Apologies. Thanks for your help, it was kind and informative!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I found one major fuckup

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

We've done it, boys

Newfaggery has become a gimmick