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Let's SpergPokémon Reborn (Screenshot LP) -A Matureᵀᴹ take on the beloved franchaise- - it's absolutely shocking how the fucking borderline sexual harraser is one of the better characters purely by how awful everyone else is
So for those interested the gimmick will work like this:
There's currently 807 pokémon in Reborn (808 if you count the Eternatus I added but I'll leave it out) so I'll use a random number generator.
In this case we got the number 9, so we go to debug mode and change WheelOFate's species to the pokémon whose national dex number is 9
in this case Blastoise.
We need to reset its movelist as well.
Thankfully debug mode takes care of that too.
much better; I won't teach it any TM moves, I'll stick with whatever moves the reset gives me.
And we proceed to kick this random trainer's ass with no trouble.
rinse and repeat.
and we have a Delibird now, with a shitty movelist.
I'll do this before major battles, and hope for the best, I won't bother for minor grunt or random trainer battles that I don't even show that much anyways.
Can't wait to get a fucking magikarp against a Pulse boss battle.
So for those interested the gimmick will work like this:
There's currently 807 pokémon in Reborn (808 if you count the Eternatus I added but I'll leave it out) so I'll use a random number generator. View attachment 3441121
In this case we got the number 9, so we go to debug mode and change WheelOFate's species to the pokémon whose national dex number is 9 View attachment 3441127
in this case Blastoise. View attachment 3441138
We need to reset its movelist as well. View attachment 3441143
Thankfully debug mode takes care of that too. View attachment 3441148
much better; I won't teach it any TM moves, I'll stick with whatever moves the reset gives me. View attachment 3441155
And we proceed to kick this random trainer's ass with no trouble. View attachment 3441157
rinse and repeat. View attachment 3441160
and we have a Delibird now, with a shitty movelist.
I'll do this before major battles, and hope for the best, I won't bother for minor grunt or random trainer battles that I don't even show that much anyways.
Can't wait to get a fucking magikarp against a Pulse boss battle.
Welcome back to Reborn, last time we where tasked with getting into the city's criminal underworld, and Sargon knows just the right guy to get xer there.
Fun fact if you haven't done the gang side quest, you will be forced to complete it at this point otherwise you can't get into 7th Street and continue the game's storyline.
family, and we got your back.
I need your help to get into "7th Street".
You want into 7th Street, huh? Cool.
Heh, you won't find it lookin' around up here, that's for sure.
See, there's a strange thing with the street numbers in Reborn.
In Peridot, you've got 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th. Then Opal Bridge is 5th and 6th. But in the Obsidia Ward, the
next one is 8th Street.
And that's just it. 7th Street ain't no ordinary avenue.
7th Street is Reborn's very own black market.
Civilians and city officials don't even know about it; it's completely solid.
So we can totally hook you up. We've got a place in Lapis, bit south of 4th and Hydrangea. Check it out,
and you'll be in, no problem.
Go on and chase your glory, baby.
Thanks mate.
For some reason the site is not letting me upload the rest of the screenshots, so you get the intro for the next episode, hopefully this gets fixed soon
Welcome back to Reborn, last time we where tasked with getting into the city's criminal underworld, and Sargon knows just the right guy to get xer there. View attachment 3490644
Fun fact if you haven't done the gang side quest, you will be forced to complete it at this point otherwise you can't get into 7th Street and continue the game's storyline. View attachment 3490646
You want into 7th Street, huh? Cool. View attachment 3490652
Heh, you won't find it lookin' around up here, that's for sure.
See, there's a strange thing with the street numbers in Reborn.
In Peridot, you've got 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th. Then Opal Bridge is 5th and 6th. But in the Obsidia Ward, the
next one is 8th Street.
And that's just it. 7th Street ain't no ordinary avenue.
7th Street is Reborn's very own black market.
Civilians and city officials don't even know about it; it's completely solid.
So we can totally hook you up. We've got a place in Lapis, bit south of 4th and Hydrangea. Check it out,
and you'll be in, no problem.
Go on and chase your glory, baby.
For some reason the site is not letting me upload the rest of the screenshots, so you get the intro for the next episode, hopefully this gets fixed soon
I resent the implication Elias is a rapist. Anyone associated with Team Meteor, the true heroes of this story have only the best of intentions. Any villainy is the result of Amethyst controlling the media and accentuating their negative qualities while trying to make everyone else look better. Just because its incompetent at it doesn't make it better.
Imagine an ending where someone on team meteor realises they can just catch a bunch of Clawitzers, Octillary, Camerupts and so on to just bomb the shit out of protags from a minimum safe distance.
Imagine an ending where someone on team meteor realises they can just catch a bunch of Clawitzers, Octillary, Camerupts and so on to just bomb the shit out of protags from a minimum safe distance.
Team Meteor has a PULSE Clawitzer they use as an actual artillery piece to bombard the shit out of some neighboring cities, you'll see it eventually.
I resent the implication Elias is a rapist. Anyone associated with Team Meteor, the true heroes of this story have only the best of intentions. Any villainy is the result of Amethyst controlling the media and accentuating their negative qualities while trying to make everyone else look better. Just because its incompetent at it doesn't make it better.
@EnemyStand (Can't quote you for some reason, blame whoever you like for it), yeah but Elias is a priest therefore he is a pedo, he did ask Bennet if the walls where sound-proof, then again the rest of the cast is so unlikeable that you can't really blame Elias, I mean people are already warming up to Cain despite the fact that he wants to fuck the 10-year old Heather, purely because the rest of the cast is way worse.
I mean people are already warming up to Cain despite the fact that he wants to fuck the 10-year old Heather, purely because the rest of the cast is way worse.
Welcome to the TRUE & HONEST Epiosode 40 of this shitfest amazing game. As you saw in the preview Sargon used their contacts with Reborn's criminal underworld, to get into 7th Street.
Fuck what was the password... oh right "I suppose with enough pressure I might cave"
And one elevator ride later and we arrive at 7th Street, no where else in Reborn will you find a more wretched hive of scum and faggotry.
now we just need to ask around and find Elias I suppose.
The junkies here are hostile, but its okay Sargon trains xer pokémon by beating up hobos and hookers so they're used at this point.
This guy tells us that the popular drug around here called "Rare Candies" is made with ground-up shards and other chemicals, the drug is actually called "Rare Candy" complete with the quotations, so you can distinguish it from the actual Rare Candies you give your mons. (The place has this effect meant to give the impression of flickering lights, and is the reason some screenshots are darker than others).
This guy sells a particular item, I don't know what its for, but I buy it just in case.
This guy sells the pokémon that where captive in the factory several episodes ago, it is here where Sargon canonically acquires WheelOfFate the Ditto. This place is also the start of a really convoluted side-quest to get the Mega Ring, but even if I start it now we won't be able to complete it until much later in the game, so we'll come back later.
This guy tells us he saw a priest buying drugs from the dealer.
Wandering around we end up in this place.
This scientist has some sort of experiment there and assumes we are here to steal it so she attacks us.
we send our undead bug to defeat this shitty cosplayer, but instead get killed by a shadow sneak. Time for my secret weapon: Go WheelOfFate, transform into Dialga and... Thats not a Dialga you fucking retard...
We struggle a bit but WheelOfFate managed to kill the Mimikyu and our Flaming pig deals with her next pokémon easily.
After defeat she explains that she is working on a super special pokémon and refuses to let her research be stolen, we reassure her that we are not here to steal the mon but simply drunkenly wandering exploring the area, she sends us to find pokémon to complete her work, but we have a priest to locate so we'll do it later.
Turns out the dealer is this guy we bought the Soul Candle from, he tells us that the priest just left and that he should still be nearby.
autistically talking to every NPC in the area we run into this guy, who tells us that the priest is in another castle went into the "watering hole".
The watering hole refers to this little area with a PC and a healing machine, Sargon takes the time to heal and to sperg on /pol/ for a couple hours before moving on.
As we exit we discover that Bennet is here and has also been buck broken by Elias, since he is wearing the same white robe. He walks to the right so we follow him.
But of all people, I never expected to see you down here, Sargon.
Then again, I suppose this isn't the sort of place someone like me would choose to be either.
Why are you wearing a dress faggot? Nevermind, what the fuck are you doing here?
I was asked to go get some supplies for our ritual, so it couldn't be helped.
Of course, they would be cross with me if someone followed me back, but I must return posthaste so we
can save Luna.
You know where she is? Then speak up faggot.
Oh? You are also trying to save Luna? I see.
Well, in that case, there should be no problem. We have the same goal. I'm sure they will understand that.
The entrance to our chamber is actually hidden down here, but I'll go ahead and leave the way open for you.
It's just right outside. You won't be able to miss it.
Just so we're clear I'm only "saving" her because I want her gym badge.
So he teleports away, but following his directions we fins this alleyway behind a previously locked door.
Further ahead we find this place, I suppose this is the cult's HQ.
As soon as we walk a bit further we are ambushed by the cultists.
That is, Elias actually asked me to let you in here.
But you actually thought I was that dumb, didn't you?
Yes.
It figures. Most people don't seem to think very highly of me.
Which, I suppose, is typical of a person who prefers the company of bugs to that of people.
Ah, please do not mistake my standoffishness, shall we say, for any personal disdain.
I am merely doing what is best for my future, and for Luna.
ELIAS: And you have done well, Bennett.
Continue your diligence, and I will surely secure a position in the Elite Four for you.
Yes, of course. Thank you, sir.
Lol, you're letting him fuck you in hopes of getting in the Elite four.
Although I originally intended only to ask his help in finding Luna, Bennett has proven a
surprisingly useful assistant.
Oh I'm sure he's been quite "handy" haven't you bug-boy?
Naturally. I want to help Luna as much as you do, sir.
As such, we shall begin her purification ritual posthaste.
Until then, please see that Sargn is confined safely in the dungeon.
We shall deal with that annoyance later.
We will eradicate any memory Luna has of that swine Radomus.
Hopefully after that, she will remember where her
loyalty lies, and return to the light.
Yeah good luck with that, she's gonna require a full lobotomy to forget the things he has done to her, don't believe me? Just search "Pure Aryan princess Takes on Chessmaster and his Gardevoir" on Xvideos... actually don't watch that or you're gonna need a lobotomy too.
Yes. Well, Sargon, if you would follow me? Not that you have much of a choice with our numbers.
Yeah whatever lets go.
And we are put in a dungeon cell. Wait, why did you lock me in here? I want to watch the ritual... in fact I need to have my mind purified too, the fucking things I've seen, I should not have clicked on that sodding play list, Did you know that Radomus is into Amateur-Interracial-Father&Daughter-Fisting-Gagging-TentacleRape-Mindcontrol-ahegao-lolicon-bondage-ryona-asphyxiation-vore? Or that a Gardevoir can.... JUST FUCKING LET ME OUT YOU CUNTS. *unintelligible screeching*
And so our brave autistic gender non-conforming waifu hero is left trapped in a cell while Elias tries to cleanse his daugther's mind, That's all for today see ya next time.
I'll admit I dig the spritework and some of the music tracks, but the fucking dialogue man, you can tell they only know like 2 "smart words" at most and use them in every other sentence in an effort to look intelligent
Welcome back to our glorious adventure! Last time Sargon was locked up in a dungeon cell by some cult. Like every other time xe has been locked up, Sargon has been reeeing at the top of xer lungs for several hours.
In xer autistic chimpout Sargon started flinging books around, which finally caught the attention of the guy jacking off in the next cell.
*Unintelligible screeching* You really don't want to know.
Y'know, they keep me down here a few days. But I actually don't mind.
I mean, at least they's feedin' us, right? I get better food in this cell than I did on the streets.
Not that that's sayin' much, but I can't rightly say I'm hatin' it.
They's kind enough to give us some educational reading, too.
Don't do me no difference even if it is all a buncha religionous heebyjeeby.
Keeps me from gettin' bored... and goin' back to the candy.
Aah, that ain't neither here nor there. I figure I'll just enjoy their hospitabatality for a few days while I
detox, and then head right on out.
Yeah whatever, can't you see I'm busy sperg... trying to escape?
Them guards ain't listenin', rightly?
See, truth be told, I could let myself outta here whenever I want.
Really? How?
Wanna see why?
C'mon out, buddy.
He takes out a Klefki who opens the door for us.
See, Klefki here just happened to pick up somethin' what is a sorta 'Master Key' to this place.
Mighty lucky, that one, huh?
I'll just scoot on out whenever I get bored, but I imagine you is more interested in escape than me. So
there you go, partner.
Neat, Thanks mate see ya.
Oh hey, if you're plannin' on runnin' out, there's a couple stuffs you oughta know.
Firstly, there's a Mukload of people patrollin' up on the floor above us.
I'd recommend not trying to fight them all yourself. Probably best just to sneak past 'em.
But, if you do get caught again... my buddy's got your back.
Secondly, personal recommenadadation: If you sees any books lyin' out and about, y'might wanna check
'em out.
I mean some of these are pretty fuckin' funny.
"Arceus will save us all"? Pshaw, it's a Pokémon.
These guys is nuts. It's great.
Anyway, go knock yourself out.
And we're out, as Randall explained if these cultists spot me they will take me back to the dungeon since there is apparently so many of them, that Sargon has no hope of fighting back, so this is a stealth section. cue the sneaking music:
The cultist on the top alternates between looking to the left and looking up, very quickly, the idea is to wait until it looks up to run past, but I swear the fucker turns to the left as soon as I step on the hallway he is in.
we also get caught by this fucker, I like to think that Sargon is blasting the James Bond theme from xer phone and is the reason the cultist always spot xer.
Eventually we sneak past all of them. Some speaker voice tells the cultists that mass will begin soon and they all leave the area, trough some unseen backdoor I guess since no one notices Sargon.
The culstists in this area behave like regular pokémon trainers, I guess this ones are too faraway from the rest to call for help, or something, this area would probably flow better is Sargon had xer pokémon confiscated and after recovering them, you can fight the cultists, but whatever.
In order to reach the inner sanctum and save Luna pruify Sargon's mind we have to activate the Arceus statues.
Each statue has a phrase and I have to enter the chapter of the pokémon bible where said passage appears, the bibles are scattered about and is why Randall advised we should read every book we come across, but Sargon doesn't have time for that so xe googles the answers as always. I told you I wanted to watch the ritual.
Sargon?
Hmph. If you truly are so desperate to flee your cage, I will permit you to watch.
However, you will ONLY watch. Bennett?
ah shit Cain is alive and well, you had one job Elias.
friend here.
Ughh, if you're going to have me tied up, at least ask for my safe word.
Please stop talking like that.
I'm not taking orders from you~ You are sooooo not my type. What is your hair even doing?
My time is better spent on studies than on perms, thank you.
Will you two Gorilla Niggers shut the fuck up and let Elias finish the ritual.
Enough. I will not permit you to desecrate this holy place with your indecorous babbling.
Let us proceed with the ritual.
cue the sacred ritual chant
Radomus. You will remember me as your true father.
You're NOT my father! Please, release me!
His poison has warped your mind.
Luna, my daughter, return to the light.
Stop saying that!
Defaeco, Purgo... Silentium, Pupa.
Let the Lord Arceus fill your soul, and your mind.
Embrace the light.
Be cleansed of the dark.
???: Lights
And surprise surprise Radomus and G.G. are here to save the day.
Master!?
Oh no you're not stopping this... Wait, someone is claiming the "Gengar of Kyvyvyk" is stronger than Red's entire team, give me a sec guys...
You will stay your hand, Elias.
Bennett, darling, would you mind stepping away from the pretty boy? After we all lived together with my mom?
Sargon! Help me release Luna!
Yeah, whatever... can't you see I'm busy?
Unhand me at once, swine!
Hm? Oh, I suppose you did live there too. I was only there for Luna, of course, and you
were always shut up in your room. How rude!
lol Bennet spent all day locked in his room likely jacking off to pics of Luna, even of the real one was just a couple rooms away, what a cuck.
I'm afraid I can't do that. Because her father will not, I must protect Luna.
And to be honest, dear Bennett, I never liked the way you looked at Luna anyway.
Then, if I must lose her... So be it.
Although I did not want to do this, Luna, I must take this back.
Poor Elias, imagine your teenage daughter running away from home, you desperately look for her only to find out some degenerate has buck broken her beyond repair.
Sargon is still sperging on twitter, but what about Cain? why did he not at least try to stop Elias?
That's-- Give that back! It was a gift from my father!
I AM your father, you ignorant little girl.
Shut up. How I look at Luna is nobody's business but my own.
Got it!
Fucking finally, for a white nigger you are pretty shite at picking locks, you're a fucking disgrace to your entire species!
And what if it makes her uncomfortable?
Can you really get off, thinking like that?
I'm drunk right now, but is G.G. implying what I think she is?
Oh, but perhaps you really do!
Is that why you were always in your room with the door locked?
Now I want to know, there is a fucking huge gallery at wikifeet dedicated to me, yet they're clearly not mine, and the background looks suspiciosly like your house... so are they Luna's? Didyou seriously sneak around your own house trying to take Luna's feet pics? Fucking degenerate....
It's not like that!
I should hope not, Bennett, for your own sake.
Even Elias is disgusted by Bennet's faggotry.
Note: All this dialogue is actually ingame (except for anything Sargon says of course).
That's enough, Gardevoir. No need to torment the poor boy.
He's confused enough already.
Or he must be, if he's sided with someone like Elias.
Radomus may be many things but a footfag is not one of them
Excuse you. I do the Lord's work.
And you wonder why I deny him.
Strange, too, isn't it? That someone so scientifically-minded like Bennett should be in a place
like this?
I just want what's best for Luna.
Oh, well then chain her right up!
Are you kidding?!
Consider what's truly best for her.
Is blood a stronger tie of family than those who care for her? right?
What do you mean by 'blood'?
You are my father, Master. I know no other.
Even in these sacred halls, your perversion abounds.
I've heard that one before.
But aren't we overstaying our welcome?
I believe we are. Good bye, old friend.
Hang on tight, everyone~
Wait nooooo, let him cleanse my mind first, I need to forget Radomus' 1.5-inch dick, and the fact that Luna can....
I mean, if you can call this a castle.
Gardevoir is capable of calling anything whatever she wishes, and she will readily do so
without a care.
I'm so grateful to everyone for coming to save me. I formally apologize for the inconvenience I've
caused.
Luna, darling, you know Master and I would never abandon you!
Yes, of course. Thank you so much, Gardevoir.
Haah, I need to stop getting my butt captured, too.
I'm never gonna be the very best like no one ever was, at this rate.
...One of this days I'm just gonna say "Fuck It" and murder every last one of you...
That's all well and good, but perhaps we shouldn't chit-chat idly right on our enemy's doorstep.
Master is right. I wish to escape from here.
It will not do to return to the Castle at this point.
At least, I will not be returning.
Apologies, Cain, but we will not be able to have our battle just yet.
I have other business to attend to just now. Though I do thank you for the lead from before.
Gardevoir?
Ta-ta, dears~ Stay tuned for our next big entrance!
Wait, what do you mean 'Thanks for the lead'?
And for the first time in this LP Sargon is not the one cucked out of a gym badge because of some gayass plot-point.
Ahaha~ Master does love his mysteries, doesn't he? Perhaps it's better if he doesn't say.
Hearts beat faster in the darkness. Do you know why?
Because it's better with the lights off?
Oh, my.
Well, be that as it may, it wasn't quite my intention.
But in a different vein, darkness is quick to fester in one's heart.
Tell me, Sargon, are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, in fact the darkness is afraid of me.
Good.
Please, take this.
With this, you will be able to enter Iolia Valley.
As for how to find it... There is a single tree within my master's Labyrinth.
You can figure out the rest, right?
Obviously.
The darkness in Master's heart bores a hole that I cannot hope to fill alone.
But I can pretend, can't I?
YES I KNOW YOU FILL EACH OTHER'S HOLES DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME OF IT!
Sargon, I'll be waiting.
Sooooo I have no idea what she meant by any of that, but I'm gonna get going too!
Since Radomus flew the coop, I guess I'll see if I can give those guards at Agate a wake-up call in a bit.
See ya~
And they leave...sooooooooooooooo
Okay, so what the fuck was the point to any of this? Radomus tells us to go rescue Luna because his "is busy" but once we arrive he had already infiltrated the place and effortlessly saves the day, while the player just stands there watching, why did we even need to come here? Also the game expects me to hate Elias and side with Radomus with the whole "is blood stronger than actually caring" faggotry, but what the fuck has Elias done that is soooo bad that Luna refuses to come home and Radomus is supposed to be the hero? Fucking Radomus is a confirmed manipulator and brain washer, meanwhile Elias at most is perhaps an obnoxious priest, but still better than brainwashing children to fullfilll your fantasies, sure the whole "Radomus is fucking Luna" is just my own headcanon, but Luna repatedly calling him Master, Radomus mentioning that "she fills her role quite nicely" and an interview I've yet to post do imply that he is a degenerate, but oh well I'm likely giving it more though thtan the devs did... again.
This has got to be one of the most boring roleplaying campaigns to participate in. You're constantly told that you need to go do the thing only for you to either fail or be frozen in place for a cutscene, and a DMNPC swings in and does your job for you. Players want to do things, not watch while everyone around them does things.
This has got to be one of the most boring roleplaying campaigns to participate in. You're constantly told that you need to go do the thing only for you to either fail or be frozen in place for a cutscene, and a DMNPC swings in and does your job for you. Players want to do things, not watch while everyone around them does things.
But Kain was absolutely pushing the DM to do full erotic roleplay between their character and whatever NPC was closest. "No no no, don't fade to black, describe in vivid detail how my character blew his load all over her so I can do the same to the underside of this table"
