Poll : are you prone to violence?

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2nd answer specifically regards "I punch, kick, throw and or break things"; which I believe to be the most likely to co-exist with either other answer.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

nah, i tend to avoid angering people and try my best to avoid physical confrontations. im really happy to not be in a fight. but that being said, im no pacifist, i carry a gun and will absolutely use it if i am threatened to the point of lethal force being justified.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Only when I get home and the fucking dishes aren't done, dumb pig bitch.

 

[DumbDude43]

only when necessary, cause usually the potential legal repercussions aren't worth it

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I try to "angle" people all the time

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I tell everyone that acts like they want to fight me the same thing:

"Look, there's a 75% chance you'll beat me in a fight. But that means there's a 25% chance I'll beat you. And if I beat you there's a 100% chance that I'm going to fuck your unconscious body in the ass. It's not a gay thing, it's not sexual at all. It's a dominance thing. I'm still going to cum in you but that's besides the point. Now, are we going to fight or what?"

Nobody has tried to call my bluff yet, which is fortunate because it's not a bluff. I don't really want to fuck some bro in the ass but I'm a man of my word.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm super peaceful.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I tell everyone that acts like they want to fight me the same thing:

"Look, there's a 75% chance you'll beat me in a fight. But that means there's a 25% chance I'll beat you. And if I beat you there's a 100% chance that I'm going to fuck your unconscious body in the ass. It's not a gay thing, it's not sexual at all. It's a dominance thing. I'm still going to cum in you but that's besides the point. Now, are we going to fight or what?"

Nobody has tried to call my bluff yet, which is fortunate because it's not a bluff. I don't really want to fuck some bro in the ass but I'm a man of my word.

This is the next step beyond taking your pants off before you start to threaten them.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I wasn't

then I started watching Jersh's stream

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I prefer the cello but violins can be nice too.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Last time I got into a physical fight was in 2011. Before that the last time I was in a fight was in 1995. Those two instances being the only times I’ve ever resorted to violence. I vent about shit here but I’m generally a pretty easygoing person

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

No, violence is dumb and gay, not worth it. The best you can do is de-escalate the situation or run the fuck away.

As a last resort:

Spoiler

Pocket sand is a real, genuine tactic that's pretty much fool proof. You can keep your hands in your pocket with your helpful sand poach, and fuck anyone over who might hurt you.

Testimonies from people who got pocket sanded:

I have had someone sling sand in my eyes during a fight at the beach (I know I was young and stupid) and it absolutely horrified me not knowing where he was or if a punch was coming my way. I feel like losing your eye sight in a more serious situation would absolutely crush and demoralize you like it did to me, trained or not.

As someone who has legitimately had sand thrown in his eyes as the opening move of someone jumping me, this tactic is absolutely brutal. Nobody expects someone to throw sand in their eyes, and once it hits your eyes it sticks to them and you're immediately blinded. No pain, only darkness. You go from being prepared for a fight to wondering if you're going to live in an instant. It's terrifically effective, highly recommended if you have to defend yourself.

 

[Matt Damon]

Not towards people (I'm actually able to compartmentalize my frustration pretty well), but there's something extremely satisfying about taking an object causing me grief and throwing it or crushing it or snapping it in half.

It's not exactly a good habit, but it's better than taking anger out on innocent bystanders.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

No. I'm not necessarily a pacifist but it's not really something I care for in and of itself. I see no point in it by itself.

 

[Broseph]

Last time I got into a physical fight was in 2011. Before that the last time I was in a fight was in 1995. Those two instances being the only times I’ve ever resorted to violence. I vent about shit here but I’m generally a pretty easygoing person

Did you win?

 

[Broseph]

I only ever got in one serious fight my whole life back in the 5th grade when I beat the shit out of this kid who kept bullying me and trying to start fights with me. This kid was a fucking manlet who thought he was a total badass like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I’m entirely useless in a fight. I am quite good at standing up to physical threats and calling people’s bluff though. This will probably get me stabbed/shot someday.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Physical violence is for retards

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm extremely peaceful.