Possible lolcow commune incoming?

[Clostridium Botulinum]

With 2020 crawling to an end with its lower torso blown off and entrails dragging in the mud, we see 3 well known lolcows in similar, yet unique circumstances.

Chris chan
- Financhu crisis revived when creditors successfully sued him in court
- Elderly mother who will soon become a rosechu, depriving him of his pension
- Reverse Mortgage confirmed, meaning when said becoming of rosechu occurs, Sonichu Headquarters will most likely become the property of whoever gave the reverse mortgage.


Tommy Tooter
- Skirting the line from being committed
- No reliable source of income other than selling trinkets.
- Lives in conditions on par with sonichu headquarters

DSP
- Foreclosure confirmed
- Approaches finances on a only slightly more rational manner than Chris Chan
-Again, no reliable source of income.

Now either one of these cows could soon imitate their brethren in India and roam the streets with no abode. But what if, by some miracle, one or more lolcows become aware of another and actually start living together to ease their financial and other burdens? What would such an arrangement look like? How will they survive?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

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[Clostridium Botulinum]

Find out when NBC's new hit comedy show goes live.

It's only gonna be slightly more interesting than the bachelor.

 

[Just A Butt]

Chris is almost untouchable. I wouldn’t worry about him. Same with DSP, which is strange but he has the devil’s own luck.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is living in literal filth: roaches, rats, god knows what else. Frankly, becoming homeless might be a step up for him. Maybe he should move to the Tranny Ranch in Colorado.

 

[Don Juan El Tardo]

I think it is safe to assume DSP is at a lower risk than the other two aforementioned. DSP might be a moron but damn, it always seems like he bounces back somehow, even if it is in a hilarious way. In the case of Chris is is pretty well dependent on when Barb finally croaks. No real way to know when that will happen, as she has been looking like a corpse for several years now. Can't comment on Tooter's situation though, I haven't looked into it much.

 

[AnnLurker]

Well, Mrs Pickle, we use to call those places "Nuthouses"

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Put all three on a deserted island. The one that manages to trick and eat the other two for survival by the end of the week gets to be sent to the unicorn troon ranch as a 'rescue'.

 

[Creep3r]

Tooter is safe. He'll have a roof over his head for a long time.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

OnlyLoseMeLegs won't lose just his legs.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I thought that DSP got rid of the condo and saved his current house. Is he really losing that too?

 

[break these cuffs]

I thought that DSP got rid of the condo and saved his current house. Is he really losing that too?

He isn't. OP is in fact, a faggot.

 

[Jolly Copulation]

What would it look like? I don't want to know, but a snow shovel would be needed to traverse that house with the countless spooge-stained plushies and junk only autists would hoard like old electronics that would be sure to accrue.

I'd give it a week before no one could remember what color the floor was beneath the trash.

 

[gangweedfan]

Imagine highlander but with lolcows. there can only be one.

 

[bordergore]

Put all three on a deserted island. The one that manages to trick and eat the other two for survival by the end of the week gets to be sent to the unicorn troon ranch as a 'rescue'.

I think we all know who's going to win this, DSP's luck won't save him from the Vore Goddess and the Tamer of Timelines, not this time.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Final Fantasy House revival but it's the three of them.

 

[The Spice boi]

None of them will go homeless.

Their tard shields are too great, and they are all too batfucking stupid to lose it. They will linger, till the end of days, and even then God will steer clear, if more out of confusion than anything else

 

[mindlessobserver]

None of them will go homeless.

Their tard shields are too great, and they are all too batfucking stupid to lose it. They will linger, till the end of days, and even then God will steer clear, if more out of confusion than anything else

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