Post your most awkward memory of your relatives

[Ravi93]

To start off. My aunt (from my father's side) once told me she'd have sex with on of my cousins (from my mother's side. Then I told that he was 16 and she still didn't care.

Who an top this?

 

[FataBataRang]

Well, there was that time my mother got completely drunk and phoned my grandmother, saying she wanted to talk since she's "not long for this world". They are both deceased now sadly, but my grandma managed to outlive my mom by several years.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

The last time I ever spoke to my uncle before he died, he and I were alone for some reason and he told me, very intently, that he knew I was a shit person, and I might have everyone else fooled, but he knew.

Joke's on him, because I've never made any secret of what kind of a shit person I am. Might have done to consider if I was the kind of shit person who would tell the story at his funeral a month later, laughing all the while, as if it was just the funniest anecdote.

 

[shoebill]

my family is fuckin crazy nothing is awkward