Post your wildest trips
- Thread starter SigSauer
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Once I went to a boat show and fishing gear expo. I looked at many fine fishing vessels, and bought several lures and a slightly used Ugly Stik baitcasting rod rated for medium sized fish. I took that rod on several fishing trips, and caught several yellowfin tuna with it. I think someone brought some Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPAs; at the time it was considered quite a hop bomb.
All in all, some very wild trips!
But for real I've never smoked anything but tobacco.
All in all, some very wild trips!
But for real I've never smoked anything but tobacco.
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Tootsie Bear
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After smoking weed with friends one early evening, I was asked to hit a cigarette. No it wasn't laced or anything like that. Just hit it because I would be on "cloud nine". Certainly enough, I was! Usually when I'm high or buzzed I knew could still get home without any issues. However, I was so high that I was riding my bicycle in traffic. Everyone was honking and I was confused as fuck. On that night I understood why people who are drunk and driving are better to call a cab because I was all over the place in the street. You're not seeing things, it's just you're so dazed and confused that you can't walk normally, let alone ride a bicycle in a four-lane intersection!!
SigSauer
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Ever read any of this? Erowid is filled with crazy shit like this.
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Datura.shtml
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Erowid is my go to when people come into the store to ask drug related questions.
My strangest trip was taking about 10 50mg tramadol and washing it down with a beer. Ended up passing out in church (Christmas Mass) and when we got home I had several seizures in a row. Ambulance ride to the hospital I had another. I had two more in the ER, and they finally got it under control when they found out I took Tramadol. I was in the hospital for a week from it, broke three teeth from the seizures, chewed up my tongue, had a concussion from a having a seizure in a chair and pushing my chair all the way back and hitting my head on the tile floor hard, dislocated my shoulder, and broke two ribs.
Don't do drugs, kids. I stupidly thought that tramadol was just like Vicodin, so took what I figured was an equivalent dose. It fucked me up. I nearly died, seriously. I heard the ER staff screaming about my heart going into tachycardia and it stopped for a few seconds during a seizure. I went blue from not breathing. I almost had to be shocked. I got the broken runs from chest compressions they told me. 8 was bruised and hurt EVERYWHERE.
DONT
DO
DRUGS
KIDS.
Especially prescription ones.
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Not mine but a close friend was on a train back to some big city and someone in her boxcart was boasting that they had LSD in their breath mint box, my friend called bullshit and took one, tasted like mint, nothing happend, so she took two more to prove her point that they were just mints.
Half an hour later all the grass outside the train started changing colours like rainbows, she says it was the most beautiful thing see has ever seen, she started writing notes to remind herself to get more LSD after the trip was over, she felt like she was walking on sunshine and drink the sweetest ambrosia (shitty instant coffee), then the come down started...
The train had almost arrived at its destination (like we’re talking ten mins at the most) and all the lights on the train started morphing into Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers but they weren’t your garden variety Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers, THESE were INTIMIDATING Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers.
The train finally arrives at its destination and our unlikely hero is lead off, dragged home by her friend.
All the tall buildings seemed to be waving at her and so she waved back.
The moment our hero arrived on her houses doorstep the crash hit...
She got convinced some monster, located right over her left shoulder was watching her but nobody else could see it because it was in an alternate dimension and it had become unstuck in time.
Understandably our hero started having a nervous break down, luckily our hero’s best friend was a doctor so they had access to tranqs
Our hero spent the next few hours taking a cold shower while the space-time monster watched her and the shower tiles morphed into devil faces which laughed at her while she came down.
She and her friend spent the rest of the night convincing her Christian parents that their daughter was NOT high on LSD and tranqs.
She never did LSD again.
Half an hour later all the grass outside the train started changing colours like rainbows, she says it was the most beautiful thing see has ever seen, she started writing notes to remind herself to get more LSD after the trip was over, she felt like she was walking on sunshine and drink the sweetest ambrosia (shitty instant coffee), then the come down started...
The train had almost arrived at its destination (like we’re talking ten mins at the most) and all the lights on the train started morphing into Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers but they weren’t your garden variety Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers, THESE were INTIMIDATING Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers.
The train finally arrives at its destination and our unlikely hero is lead off, dragged home by her friend.
All the tall buildings seemed to be waving at her and so she waved back.
The moment our hero arrived on her houses doorstep the crash hit...
She got convinced some monster, located right over her left shoulder was watching her but nobody else could see it because it was in an alternate dimension and it had become unstuck in time.
Understandably our hero started having a nervous break down, luckily our hero’s best friend was a doctor so they had access to tranqs
Our hero spent the next few hours taking a cold shower while the space-time monster watched her and the shower tiles morphed into devil faces which laughed at her while she came down.
She and her friend spent the rest of the night convincing her Christian parents that their daughter was NOT high on LSD and tranqs.
She never did LSD again.
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THAT kind of shit, right there, is why I would never do LSD or hallucinogens. I heard if you THINK you are gonna have a bad trip, you WILL. So I didn't do it out of fear of that being correct.Not mine but a close friend was on a train back to some big city and someone in her boxcart was boasting that they had LSD in their breath mint box, my friend called bullshit and took one, tasted like mint, nothing happend, so she took two more to prove her point that they were just mints.
Half an hour later all the grass outside the train started changing colours like rainbows, she says it was the most beautiful thing see has ever seen, she started writing notes to remind herself to get more LSD after the trip was over, she felt like she was walking on sunshine and drink the sweetest ambrosia (shitty instant coffee), then the come down started...
The train had almost arrived at its destination (like we’re talking ten mins at the most) and all the lights on the train started morphing into Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers but they weren’t your garden variety Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers, THESE were INTIMIDATING Darth-Maul PEZ candy dispensers.
The train finally arrives at its destination and our unlikely hero is lead off, dragged home by her friend.
All the tall buildings seemed to be waving at her and so she waved back.
The moment our hero arrived on her houses doorstep the crash hit...
She got convinced some monster, located right over her left shoulder was watching her but nobody else could see it because it was in an alternate dimension and it had become unstuck in time.
Understandably our hero started having a nervous break down, luckily our hero’s best friend was a doctor so they had access to tranqs
Our hero spent the next few hours taking a cold shower while the space-time monster watched her and the shower tiles morphed into devil faces which laughed at her while she came down.
She and her friend spent the rest of the night convincing her Christian parents that their daughter was NOT high on LSD and tranqs.
She never did LSD again.
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During my Junior year, I met up with my cousin and our family friend. We bought Saliva and smoked it outta a bong. Taking a massive bloody hit that killed my lungs, we listened to the Gorillaz, and as It's dare played and I was walking toward the door, the walls fell and so did the floor except for where I was standing which was a light beam. Was in space and trying not to fall off as I balanced on it, I made it to the couch and I could feel every stitching in my clothes and couch and I tripped out more because I thought ants were biting me.
Another time in Junior year hung out with the family friend, we smoked two blunts of dro, hit the bong a few times then smoked saliva again. We were out on a wooden platform at the back of his ranch, I saw a satellite but I thought it was the fucking Magic School Bus. I just yell Beep and start uncontrollably laughing. Stop laughing and walk up. I thought I was in a maze created by the world and i started freaking out because I was stuck but my FF's dog helped me find my way out.
Had finished highschool.
Was on my half a year of being a NEET.
My cousins living with us at this point, knocks on my door said he got some acid, I decide fuck it why not.
We go outside and take it. I'm just standing there not feeling shit and as I tell him that, I start feeling really cold than really hot and this repeats over and over until my body finds the right temp. We fucking T-pose back to the house and go to his room, and watch 5 episodes of Beavis and Butthead. We're laughing like hyenas and giving commentary fast as fuck and trying to give B&B some philosophical reason for its creation for no fucking reason, I head back to my room (I had spread blankets out beforehand because I was gonna sleep on the floor) when I enter my room I thought I ended up in Egypt Or Saudi Arabia or some shit and when I start touching the walls it moves like sand and I can hear Egyptian music (later found out my cousin is watching YuGiOh!) decide to leave my room and go hang out with him again. We go outside its already 6a.m. we start freaking out because we thought we time traveled a little bit. We're sitting outside and I start moving my hand. Can see the hands after image when I move it so I just put it down and walk to the back. I pick up a leaf and start looking at it and while I'm examining it my eyes feel like they're magnifying into it and I can see it's cells and shit.
Go back inside because it finally wears off and go to bed.
Not sure if its a trip but did some coke with my cousin and played Battlefield 3, got 30 head shots 40 handgun kills 20 knife kills and no death.
Another time in Junior year hung out with the family friend, we smoked two blunts of dro, hit the bong a few times then smoked saliva again. We were out on a wooden platform at the back of his ranch, I saw a satellite but I thought it was the fucking Magic School Bus. I just yell Beep and start uncontrollably laughing. Stop laughing and walk up. I thought I was in a maze created by the world and i started freaking out because I was stuck but my FF's dog helped me find my way out.
Had finished highschool.
Was on my half a year of being a NEET.
My cousins living with us at this point, knocks on my door said he got some acid, I decide fuck it why not.
We go outside and take it. I'm just standing there not feeling shit and as I tell him that, I start feeling really cold than really hot and this repeats over and over until my body finds the right temp. We fucking T-pose back to the house and go to his room, and watch 5 episodes of Beavis and Butthead. We're laughing like hyenas and giving commentary fast as fuck and trying to give B&B some philosophical reason for its creation for no fucking reason, I head back to my room (I had spread blankets out beforehand because I was gonna sleep on the floor) when I enter my room I thought I ended up in Egypt Or Saudi Arabia or some shit and when I start touching the walls it moves like sand and I can hear Egyptian music (later found out my cousin is watching YuGiOh!) decide to leave my room and go hang out with him again. We go outside its already 6a.m. we start freaking out because we thought we time traveled a little bit. We're sitting outside and I start moving my hand. Can see the hands after image when I move it so I just put it down and walk to the back. I pick up a leaf and start looking at it and while I'm examining it my eyes feel like they're magnifying into it and I can see it's cells and shit.
Go back inside because it finally wears off and go to bed.
Not sure if its a trip but did some coke with my cousin and played Battlefield 3, got 30 head shots 40 handgun kills 20 knife kills and no death.
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watching a helicopter rescue in a remote part of the country after taking a very high dose of shrooms. did not know what we watched until we heard about it on the news once we got back into town. we thought it was some guys with serious light and projection equipment throwing some sort of party, nope, heli rescue for a dude that fell face down in a fire.
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pretty bland stories, but whatever
during junior year, i took a single tab of lsd during school once (and none of the teachers found out, surprisingly)
a little while after, i took two tabs of lsd for the first at home when my mom was gone (tfw i tripped alone because no friends) and here's some stuff that happened:
- when it finally kicked in, i noticed some things
- - the patterns on the couch starting moving, the fur on my dogs made them look like feral beasts, the hair and freckles on my arms suddenly became interesting
- - i thought to myself, "i'm in for some shit now"
- tried to jack off just to see how it felt... good luck trying to get a boner when you're under the influence of hallucinogenics
- i discovered that music could drastically change your mood depending on the tone of the song; listening to deftones made me go from "happy-go-lucky" to depressed garbage in about two seconds
- i put about 5 or 6 boiled eggs in a bowl and poured some ranch on them; they tasted so fucking good that i moaned as i ate them
- - i can only imagine how insane i looked as i stuffed multiple eggs into my mouth with ranch covered hands
- while i was sitting at my computer, a bunch of blood trickled down my fingers, though i didn't consciously notice it and looked away... then i was like, "wait a minute, what the fuck was that?" and when i looked back, my hand was perfectly normal (i did a literal "double-take")
during junior year, i took a single tab of lsd during school once (and none of the teachers found out, surprisingly)
a little while after, i took two tabs of lsd for the first at home when my mom was gone (tfw i tripped alone because no friends) and here's some stuff that happened:
- when it finally kicked in, i noticed some things
- - the patterns on the couch starting moving, the fur on my dogs made them look like feral beasts, the hair and freckles on my arms suddenly became interesting
- - i thought to myself, "i'm in for some shit now"
- tried to jack off just to see how it felt... good luck trying to get a boner when you're under the influence of hallucinogenics
- i discovered that music could drastically change your mood depending on the tone of the song; listening to deftones made me go from "happy-go-lucky" to depressed garbage in about two seconds
- i put about 5 or 6 boiled eggs in a bowl and poured some ranch on them; they tasted so fucking good that i moaned as i ate them
- - i can only imagine how insane i looked as i stuffed multiple eggs into my mouth with ranch covered hands
- while i was sitting at my computer, a bunch of blood trickled down my fingers, though i didn't consciously notice it and looked away... then i was like, "wait a minute, what the fuck was that?" and when i looked back, my hand was perfectly normal (i did a literal "double-take")
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