Practical Jokes - Beware, you gotta pay to play

[oldTireWater]

I've seen or heard of a lot of good tricks over the years. Sadly, I've forgotten a lot of them.

- Bullion cubes in the shower head.
- Clothing left unattended soaked in water and put in the freezer. Sleeves may be tied in knots if a freezer is unavailable.
- Short-sheeting beds. A classic, but it's surprisingly funny in action.
- The ol' point-at-someones-leg-and-smack-em-in-the-nuts-when-they-look.
- Unattended personal items thrown on the roof.
- A whole bucket of fucking cool-aid propped on a chair and leaned against a door so it spills when opened. Asshole.
- Car horn cross-wired to the brakes. I've only heard about this one, so I don't know how it would be done.
- Oil trail leading to a vehicle.
- Hidden dead things.
- Filling drawers with shredded phone books or newspapers (bigger mess than one would think).
- Talcum powder in car vents.
- Getting someones phone number associated with an AA sponsor. This was probably an accident, not a joke, but goddamn it resulted in some pain in the ass calls at all hours.
...

If any of this just sounds like bullying, it's because I don't know the difference.

 

[Yuusha-sama]

Here is a "Practical Joke" for the masses.
Place an unattended suitcase at any train station in a City/ Country with cultural enrichment from the middle east and wait.
Works every time in Germany.

 

[SelmaHendersen]

lol tell ur bf that ur taking birth control and dont actuly take it and then when u miss ur u kno what tell him OMG IM PREGNANT hahaha and then tell him how you played a joke on him but wait then ur actully pregnant so when he doesnt want the baby tell him ur getting an abortion and then KEEP IT LOL

 

[IV 445]

>find power socket
>remove from wall
>put piece of fish or shrimp in there
>put socket back in wall

the fish will start to rot and decompose after a while, this fills the room with a very lovely smell and nobody will figure out where it's coming from.

I can top that.

Open jar of mayonnaise in the ventilation

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

A colleague and I used to take Dermabond (an adhesive liquid similar to super glue, but used to close superficial wounds and some surgical incisions) and glue a quarter to the floor. We'd watch and see how many people would try to pick it up and get frustrated because it was stuck. Got caught and the boss wasn't pleased, neither was maintenance when they had to scrape that shit off the floors.

 

[verissimus]

https://boingboing.net/2017/06/10/how-adam-west-played-a-prank-u.html

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Shaving cream in the hand, and tickle the nose.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I plan to use my flight benefits to fly where my friend lives, just to door ditch him.

 

[Red Hood]

Spike the punch. With PCP.

 

[oldTireWater]

I can top that.

Open jar of mayonnaise in the ventilation

Someone once dumped a punchbowl full of mayonnaise, probably close to a gallon, in the trash near my office on a Friday after the janitors had finished their rounds. I hate mayonnaise to start with. That was a grim Monday.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Burning a cross in front of a KFC to annihilate the left wing.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

>find power socket
>remove from wall
>put piece of fish or shrimp in there
>put socket back in wall

the fish will start to rot and decompose after a while, this fills the room with a very lovely smell and nobody will figure out where it's coming from.

Was that from the movie "Dirty Work"?


(not sure if this still works but) Go to cellphone carrier websites that allow you to send anonymous texts to their users and text all your friends
"This is God, please stop touching yourself at night".

 

[*+#^+++:))]

I dip my dad's cigs in formaldehyde so he can get calm down on the pcp

 

[Mender Bug]

>find power socket
>remove from wall
>put piece of fish or shrimp in there
>put socket back in wall

the fish will start to rot and decompose after a while, this fills the room with a very lovely smell and nobody will figure out where it's coming from.

You stole that idea from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

 

[wabbits]

1 - Wait for a gift-giving holiday to just pass and ask your brother/stepfather/uncle/adviser to let you fly the new drone he (didn't) receive.

2 - Don't have new drone, he says.

3 - Be skeptical and ask but why do I always see a drone hovering over your place when I drive by?

4 - Running out and checking for drone / Running out and checking for drone / Running out and checking for drone ...

Works best with recreational drug users whose drug of choice lends to paranoia, but really, who wouldn't keep looking for that damn drone?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Instead of bullion cubes used crushed up butterscotch lifesavers or the disks. That way that get sticky.

Limburger cheese. Smear it all over the inside of a tailpipe. Their car'll reek for months.

Peanut butter under the car door handles.

Knock them out cold with some date rape drugs and remove a kidney.

Feed thier dog a half pound of dark chocolate.

Kidnap one of thier children and sell them on the chinese black market.

Lock them all in a warehouse and force them to contend in a battle royale where the last one standing gets to live.

Put a fly in their icecubes. Classic!

 

[Remove Goat]

Burn your friend a DVD for him and his family to watch.

but replace a scene halfway in with hardcore porn

 

[DeadwastePrime]

say youre going to the store to buy ice cream for your child and leave your family instead. epic prank right there

 

[Poiseon]

Used to catch crayfish a lot as a youngin'. Sneak a couple of those bastards into someone's bed while they sleep and wait for the screams.

 

[Pina Colada]

The ol' soda shakeup. With soda bottles, add a Mento, close it quick, shake it up, and watch the fun.