Predict how the user above you will get banned from Kiwi Farms

[Somar]

I'm a little surprised this one hasn't been done yet.

 

[Elhaym]

The staff takes such offense to this topic that they ban you from Kiwi Farms for life.

 

[symantec]

You both get banned for using god awful Japanese pseudo-art as your avatars.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Created an autistic shitstorm after giving Chris money to buy legos.

 

[symantec]

Created an autistic shitstorm after giving Chris money to buy legos.

Posted a video to motherless porking a pumpkin

 

[Somar]

Tries to act like a smart alec to Null

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Pr0n

 

[Bob Page]

Being an alex jones fanatic

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Spergs off in chat or some shit that can't be traced via their profile because that seems to be how ~80% of bans happen these days.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Stinky armpit.

 

[KiwiMisetté]

Being a Devil who is Stealing others' hearts.

 

[m0rnutz]

Sends boobs to rando, doesn't share

 

[ES 148]

Having a penis avatar that isn't from Chris

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Showing off bobs and vagene.

 

[r4ndom]

saying some autistic rick and morty shit and pissing off a mod.

 

[AnOminous]

saying some autistic rick and morty shit and pissing off a mod.

Starting a post with "I'm going to preface this by saying I like the idea of. . ." [something completely haram].

 

[NQ 952]

Finally getting on Nulls last nerve by derailing another font page thread with his bullshit.

 

[Foltest]

livestreaming a jerk off season.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Politely asking for a ban.

 

[Somar]

Posts the lyrics to the DK rap in every single thread