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davids877 said:
I see the KF Tranny Detector has failed again.

Seems we need an actual programmer to fix it.
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You're poor fag

The C "community" hasn't done anything in 25 years except go on welfare, create lolcows and inCels, and gatekeep other retards into wasting time with C

C#, Java, PHP, make money and literally pay for your C welfare so you can waste decades "learning how a computer actually works"

If OOP didn't exist, neither would your welfare, and you would have died out by now

Lick my boot
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
The C "community" hasn't done anything in 25 years except go on welfare, create lolcows and inCels, and gatekeep other retards into wasting time with C

C#, Java, PHP, make money and literally pay for your C welfare so you can waste decades "learning how a computer actually works"

If OOP didn't exist, neither would your welfare, and you would have died out by now

Lick my boot
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You must be 18 years or older to use Kiwi Farms.
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
The C "community" hasn't done anything in 25 years except go on welfare, create lolcows and inCels, and gatekeep other retards into wasting time with C

C#, Java, PHP, make money and literally pay for your C welfare so you can waste decades "learning how a computer actually works"

If OOP didn't exist, neither would your welfare, and you would have died out by now

Lick my boot
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Hope the electron app is going well
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
Nobody gives a shit about code speed when you have unlimited memory and caches because it's not 2005 anymore and we have the cloud and it's worth more business value to put development time into new features since all you can do is just bump up the server resources and they pay another $10 a month.
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What a very Pajeet thing to say. I bet you love Electron.
 
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Agent Snigger said:
What do these two symbols make you feel, deep inside? * &
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Another classic NPC line that all inCels say.
Nobody gives a shit about how you think you are all hardc0re for knowing pointers while every modern lang does it for you.

You aren't unique for knowing C and you don't want anyone else to know C. That's what all C threads are about: a bunch of 400 pound gatekeeping C whales jumping back and forth "testing" each other so they can feel better about one little obscure C thing the other didn't know.

Meanwhile in the OOP world you make a shitload of money instead of pretending to fat-flex about pointers.
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
Another classic NPC line that all inCels say.
Nobody gives a shit about how you think you are all hardc0re for knowing pointers while every modern lang does it for you.

You aren't unique for knowing C and you don't want anyone else to know C. That's what all C threads are about: a bunch of 400 pound gatekeeping C whales jumping back and forth "testing" each other so they can feel better about one little obscure C thing the other didn't know.

Meanwhile in the OOP world you make a shitload of money instead of pretending to fat-flex about pointers.
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If you’re a real OOP fan, tell me what a vtable is :smug:
 
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Low Battery said:
You use electron. Low level code already runs your business. Depending on opensource software you can't maintain is no-coder welfare.
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Everything runs on low level code that doesn't mean you have to throw your whole life away to learn it. You don't know how your car or microwave works but you use them without questioning it because there isn't some autistic fuck face nigger racket of loser pieces of shit on the internet all circlejerking how they're superior because they can make their own microwave from scratch.

777Flux said:
as we all know, HID drivers are written in TypeScript. Poettering, inventor of the computer, actually designed the whole Linux kernel to use NodeJS.
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There's 1000 C and ASM jobs in the world and they're all taken by 60 year olds. They aren't gonna hire you. Meanwhile as an OOP programmer you be randomly dropped into any city with just the clothes on your back and still find high paying easy remote work within days.
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
There's 1000 C and ASM jobs in the world and they're all taken by 60 year olds. They aren't gonna hire you.
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Damn so in five years or less, they’re going to retire out and leave behind critical, technically demanding jobs
 
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