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- Jan 15, 2019
What fresh hell is this?MinIO to the rescue!
So it's dead, open-source no longer maintained, and its followup is closed-source exclusively. Fucking Grok is recommending "SeaweedFS" as a replacement, though IMHO if we're spinning up S3-compatible storage I'd rather just go full-bore and set up Ceph's RGW and be done with it (you get CephFS as well, might as well use that too). I lol'd at its other suggestions (Garage and RustFS) because they're both rust-based and we all know what that means (shit quality, and trannies errrrywhere).MinIO's github repo said:This repository was archived by the owner on Apr 24, 2026. It is now read-only.
THIS REPOSITORY IS NO LONGER MAINTAINED.
Alternatives:
AIStor Free — Full-featured, standalone edition for community use (free license)
AIStor Enterprise — Distributed edition with commercial support
Why does literally everything useful go down this same fucking road? This is why we can't have nice things.