Proper method of disposing of cat carcasses?

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So, suppose you have some cats.
However, these cats are not house cats.
They're actually yard cats/semi-feral, descended from a single queen you used to own.
Your queen bred with a stray and gave birth to two litters of kittens.
You gave away some, but mostly you kept the kittens the same way you kept their mother: they wander around freely, and you just lay food and water out for them.
The litters grow up, and have their own litters.
Over the years, you have come to see at least a hundred cats pass through your yard.
Over the years, the cats become more distant from you.
Where the great matriarch of the dynasty had been loyal, her descendants aren't.
Each generation is a little more fearful, a little more feral.
Instead of offering their kittens, you have to capture them and teach them not to fear you.
The kittens usually become pets, but they go feral again as they get older.
Cats die frequently.
Many kittens die of a plague of crusty eyes that slowly blinds them.
You try to treat their eyes whenever you can, but nothing seems to work.
Other cats are killed by foxes and catfights.
One cat gets snakebit and its face falls off (you mercy kill it).
Cat carcasses need to be disposed of.
So, you take the dead cats and you carry them into the bushes, and lay them down there.
Now, note that you also have dogs.
However, you only have a few at any time, and they're house dogs (fully tame), and they're neutered.
When a dog dies, you bury it, give it a gravestone, even decorate the grave with lights.
But, the cats are less like pets, and more like birds at the birdfeeder.

Is there anything wrong with this approach to cat ranching and cat corpse disposal?
 
Find a ditch. The animals down there will eventually haul it away. I mean damn youre already mercy killing the things so why not?
 
Barn cats are fine but if you have a colony that is spiraling out of control into disease regularly that is a problem. Sick barn cats defeats the purpose of barn cats.

Back in my farmhand days the ones I found that died by misadventure I threw into the tall grass behind the shop. Coyote food. That colony had a patriarch, a battle-scarred old tom with a wonky eye, that was a sweetheart. The rest wanted nothing to do with humans and were assholes so I didn't care when they died.
 
Even my house cat pets, when they die I take them to a wild place, like a forest or meadow. Someone eats them usually in about three days. I got curious why it usually took three days, and I found out that foxes love to let their meat "cure." They prefer slightly rotting animal to freshly-dead animal.

If you leave them out it will make a meal and a fully belly for someone.

Some friends of mine have a lot of land, and a neighbor of theirs had a horse die. So they put the dead horse way out where no one would have to smell it, and put a movement-activated video camera up. After the horse was gone my friends brought in the camera. It was so cool to watch how many animals came to feed on the dead horse.

Anyway, leave them out, make someone happy!
 
I guess it depends on the cause of death. By just throwing the carcass of a cat that died from an infectious disease somewhere, you may help the disease to spread.

Here are some google results for safe disposal:

Placing the body in two layers of well sealed garbage bags and then burying it or throwing it in the regular trash seems to be the safest way.
 
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Even my house cat pets, when they die I take them to a wild place, like a forest or meadow. Someone eats them usually in about three days. I got curious why it usually took three days, and I found out that foxes love to let their meat "cure." They prefer slightly rotting animal to freshly-dead animal.

If you leave them out it will make a meal and a fully belly for someone.

Some friends of mine have a lot of land, and a neighbor of theirs had a horse die. So they put the dead horse way out where no one would have to smell it, and put a movement-activated video camera up. After the horse was gone my friends brought in the camera. It was so cool to watch how many animals came to feed on the dead horse.

Anyway, leave them out, make someone happy!
Don't do this if they've been euthanized by a veterinarian. Wild animals (including endangered species like the bald eagle) will eat the dead critter along with all the medications that were used to put it down and die in the process. Also I think there's an FDA rule against it so your vet could get charged and fined but I'm not 100% sure.
 
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From what I understand, they make great drones.

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