question about the cows

[Ares Snealsquid]

I’ve been lurking for a while and just now decided to make an account, do all lolcows have to be already well-known?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

No. They just need a significant online presence. If you struck gold on someone that nobody knows about, that's even better.

Read the guidelines in Prospering Grounds, especially criteria for automatic failure, before you consider making your thread.

 

[peachlover669]

do keep in mind that as you have not set your profile picture to an anime girl of female descent you WILL be deducted 10 points off all your posts

 

[Banquet Meal]

you should stop lurking and make a long disjointed post about why some girl/guy at your school sucks and should be a lolcow, IMMEDIATELY.

 

[We Are The Witches]

No.

Now the problem is, are they really a "lolcow", or is it just a personal request (that will get denied)? As they hint above me.