rambling

[cuckle]

As a 43 year old man at the prime of my existence, it brings me great pleasure to know that if everyone on this crummy little webforum was put into a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I know for a fact that I would easily be the last man standing. I genuinely just sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little nerds and losers make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second.

Think on this.

 

[DumbDude42]

very intriguing and sophisticated post

 

[A Welsh Cake]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[cuckle]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Here are a few things wrong with this comment. If you were military, and you did make that many kills, then you probably would not talk lightly about it, but you probably aren’t military, judging from the way you talk about it. Also, you know that the U.S. can track IPs. That isn’t a government exclusive skill, and just about anyone can do it, meaning they can find out who you are, even though you are “hidden” behind that username(s). On top of that, nobody knows the name, location, age, ethnicity, ect. of any Navy Seal, except for a very select few (only some government officials and the Seals’ families). Not even their neighbors know about them. That’s why it is a mystery to the general public who really fired the shot that killed Osama. If you were a Seal, you would have known not to broadcast that on the internet because you also would have known that anyone can now find out who and where you are. That is a major breach of protocol. On top of that, a Seal would also know to control their emotions and not write an overly wordy and obscene comment like this. Assuming you really are a Seal, you really fucked up, but on top of that, you think the government will actually come down of their lofty stool and send their expensive equipment, men, and time to you, just so you can track down someone off the internet and hurt them. That is low for a civilian, but (still assuming you are a Seal) for military personnel, that might actually be the dumbest thing you could think, let alone say. I think we can safely say that either you are the most retarded and dense military man out there, or you are just another stupid “faceless” troll.

Also, if you really were the greatest marksman on the face of this measly planet, I highly doubt you would brag about it. Saying things like that put a big giant target on your forehead for nearly every gossip and journalist. Again, that could cause problems for a Seal like you claim to be. And graduating top of class from the United States Naval Academy is awesome and all, but it really doesn’t help you much here, considering you are apparently not here for the list of words on this site.

Please don’t act stupid, because there are plenty of smarter people out there willing to take a few moments to put you in your place. Oh, and have a nice day!

 

[Aria]

Here are a few things wrong with this comment. If you were military, and you did make that many kills, then you probably would not talk lightly about it, but you probably aren’t military, judging from the way you talk about it. Also, you know that the U.S. can track IPs. That isn’t a government exclusive skill, and just about anyone can do it, meaning they can find out who you are, even though you are “hidden” behind that username(s). On top of that, nobody knows the name, location, age, ethnicity, ect. of any Navy Seal, except for a very select few (only some government officials and the Seals’ families). Not even their neighbors know about them. That’s why it is a mystery to the general public who really fired the shot that killed Osama. If you were a Seal, you would have known not to broadcast that on the internet because you also would have known that anyone can now find out who and where you are. That is a major breach of protocol. On top of that, a Seal would also know to control their emotions and not write an overly wordy and obscene comment like this. Assuming you really are a Seal, you really fucked up, but on top of that, you think the government will actually come down of their lofty stool and send their expensive equipment, men, and time to you, just so you can track down someone off the internet and hurt them. That is low for a civilian, but (still assuming you are a Seal) for military personnel, that might actually be the dumbest thing you could think, let alone say. I think we can safely say that either you are the most exceptional and dense military man out there, or you are just another stupid “faceless” troll.

Also, if you really were the greatest marksman on the face of this measly planet, I highly doubt you would brag about it. Saying things like that put a big giant target on your forehead for nearly every gossip and journalist. Again, that could cause problems for a Seal like you claim to be. And graduating top of class from the United States Naval Academy is awesome and all, but it really doesn’t help you much here, considering you are apparently not here for the list of words on this site.

Please don’t act stupid, because there are plenty of smarter people out there willing to take a few moments to put you in your place. Oh, and have a nice day!

it's a copy-pasta YOU dumb nigGer.

 

[MrWhoDat]

I have saved that reply for whenever I see that copypasta in the future
That was fantastic

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I have saved that reply for whenever I see that copypasta in the future
That was fantastic

Almost as good as the time the U.K. government received a copy and read part of it on the news.

 

[cuckle]

it's a copy-pasta YOU dumb nigga.

So you're basically admitting to being a liar? You said you had over 300 kills, you are so full of shit. What rank are you? MOS? Units? I won't believe a word you say until you provide some sort of proof. Until then you are lying about military service and can go fuck yourself. I can't believe people have the balls to lie about stuff like this. You are the worst kind of person I can think of. Why am I getting so upset? Because coming from a military family it's insulting to see the scum who like to fake being military personnel. They don't have half the balls to actually join the military. Especially something as elite as the United States Navy Seals.

 

[Autisimodo]

Oki Doki, Boomer

 

[MrWhoDat]

LMFAO THIS IS OUTSTANDING
PLEASE DONT STOP

 

[A Welsh Cake]

So you're basically admitting to being a liar? You said you had over 300 kills, you are so full of shit. What rank are you? MOS? Units? I won't believe a word you say until you provide some sort of proof. Until then you are lying about military service and can go fuck yourself. I can't believe people have the balls to lie about stuff like this. You are the worst kind of person I can think of. Why am I getting so upset? Because coming from a military family it's insulting to see the scum who like to fake being military personnel. They don't have half the balls to actually join the military. Especially something as elite as the United States Navy Seals.

Lol calm down

 

[Aria]

So you're basically admitting to being a liar? You said you had over 300 kills, you are so full of shit. What rank are you? MOS? Units? I won't believe a word you say until you provide some sort of proof. Until then you are lying about military service and can go fuck yourself. I can't believe people have the balls to lie about stuff like this. You are the worst kind of person I can think of. Why am I getting so upset? Because coming from a military family it's insulting to see the scum who like to fake being military personnel. They don't have half the balls to actually join the military. Especially something as elite as the United States Navy Seals.

calm down.

 

[MrWhoDat]

Can you tell us more about your military family?
Were any of them war heroes @cuckle
Im really enjoying your enthusiasm

 

[cuckle]

Lol calm down

I'm very calm. You're the idiot who is clearly trying to make yourself look tough. While I am not doubting your "training", you have just released your plan ahead of time which would hold you in full contempt in a court of law. You would be dishonorably discharged from the military and you would face life in prison. No need to talk shit when by doing so you locked yourself out of being able to actually follow through. We need more intelligent people in the military.

 

[No Exit]

I can't tell if @cuckle is baiting or being genuine but this is good stuff either way.

 

[MrWhoDat]

Its very very well written bait, almost indestinquishable from a genuine posts you would find on reddit
Its beatufiul