Containment Random Chris Updates

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Marvin said:
Re breast implants: I think Chris doesn't know what to think about his mantits. According to the numbers, which he parades around, he's a D or whatever. From what various bra enthusiasts on here tell me, you have to get creative to measure a fat manchild's tits accurately, so those numbers are useless.

I think Chris believes the numbers are accurate, but when he looks at himself in the mirror, he doesn't really see much of a change from when he was a man. So, Chris thinks, if nothing changed, then they're not really woman tits. They're just man tits on a woman. That conclusion obviously bothers Chris, so I think he tries to find ways to tell himself that the tits really are getting bigger, but I don't think he's 100% convinced by that.

I'm not sure where he'd stand as far as breast implants. Would getting implants mean he's admitting the numbers he brags about are BS? Or would he jump on the opportunity? I don't think he cares too much either way, because he assumes surgery is way too expensive for the foreseeable future.

Re vagina: He absolutely intends to get SRS. But in the same way he's not really thinking about breast implants because of the cost, he's not really thinking about a neovagina any time soon.

Re hair plugs: Chris never addresses his thinning hair. I'm sure people have tried to concern troll (hey, an actual legit application of that term...) Chris about the topic, but I don't remember him saying or doing anything interesting.

Actually, one thing that does come to mind regarding hair: Chris is really too cheap to go to a hairdresser, even if you try to sell the idea to Chris as something girly. Like "tee hee, how about we go get our hair did, and our nails and have a girls day!" Normally that sort of line works for Chris all the time, but I think he thinks that long hair is inherently feminine. He can't see the flaws that distinguish it from an actual girl's hair. (Like the bald spot, and how it's uncombed and unkempt and looks like shit.) I'm sure you could piss Chris the fuck off by comparing him to a long-haired male hobo. (Heh, also, this paragraph of analysis came from an unnamed friend of mine. They know more about Chris' hair situation than I do.)

Re hormones: Chris is definitely looking into hormones.

I definitely think he does cherry pick things like that. But! I think he believes his cherry picking a lot of the time. Chris is fucking stupid with a really fuzzy memory and view of the world.

Memories will change and shift over time, even for normal people. And when you consider Chris, he's as fuck and takes a "anything can happen!" attitude with reality. For example, Chris believes he cursed Mary Lee Walsh's caeer. If I'm thinking of the right situation, he believes his curse worked because she got some award one year, and then after he cursed her, she never got the award again.

Chris applies magic -> ... ? -> profit!
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His hair looks likes that of worzel gummidge ( a kids tv show about a come to life scarecrow for all the non uk kiwis )
 
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