Containment Random Chris Updates

[tgg1217]

Could not stop laughing when i saw this. Holy fuck. why??

 

[Mechanical Hugbox]

Could not stop laughing when i saw this. Holy fuck. why??

Is Roaring his new fangs

 

[GV 998]

He is a Juggalo though.

Spoiler: Downs with the Clown

It's more like an autistic version of Pennywise the Clown

BEEP BEEP RITCHIE!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I was just looking at his facebook, and saw the whopperito post. I think waterman is almost more autistic then Chris at this point. He's also terrible at passive agressively making fun of Chris when simple insults to him go way over his head.

 

[Ophelia]

Could not stop laughing when i saw this. Holy fuck. why??

By which he means "hear me beg for toy money amongwhich."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris wants someone to help him buy a Pokemon card from Gamestop.

 

[Professor Iris]

As if he'll ever use it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris wants someone to help him buy a Pokemon card from Gamestop.

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Wow...
Facepalm
No Tact
Just Begging, probably from people that don't even know him on that much of a friendly level.

Has Chris commented on anything else? I wish he would do more Lizzy the Lezzy comments.

As if he'll ever use it.

He will probably just grease it all up, let the dogs sniff it and sell it on Ebay as "True and Honest" evidence that he was socializing at the con.
It's so weird, sometimes you think Chris is alright, he understands enough to get by, and then you're just dumbfounded when he dusts everything with autism flakes.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Chris wants someone to help him buy a Pokemon card from Gamestop.

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Wait! Chris is allowed at Gamestop again?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wait! Chris is allowed at Gamestop again?

I think Chris is begging for stuff since they told that younger girl that they had an extra card for her. With Chris' lack of self-awareness, he probably thinks that he now has cute girl privilege. I don't I'd ever think I'd flirt that skirt, even if I was into that sort of thing.

 

[Picklechu]

Chris wants someone to help him buy a Pokemon card from Gamestop.

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It's actually a card with a download code to get a Pokemon in the games, not a trading card. /sperg

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A good way to relieve stress that might work for Chris is that he spends a bit of time - say ten minutes - making a medallion out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic. Then, when it's set, spend, say, twenty minutes painting it. Then, once it's dry, put it in a box and send it to the person who ordered it three months ago. This will almost certainly remove one of the sources of stress.

 

[Grandma Yolo]

A good way to relieve stress that might work for Chris is that he spends a bit of time - say ten minutes - making a medallion out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic. [..] This will almost certainly remove one of the sources of stress.

Now that's a nice theory. If we could add a daily job, healthy nutrition and some therapy sessions along with a thorough garbage removal in his house, things would turn out very stress-relieving.

But sadly we all know which way that train is going.

 

[Ophelia]

Someone needs to impress upon Chris what the word "require" means. It definitely doesn't apply to Pokemon cards.

 

[Collections Agent]

I have ran out of things to say about Chris and his interests a long time ago

 

[chimpburgers]

Sorry Chris. You may have very little breastmilk, but you're still packed with lolmilk to feed us all.

 

[jenffer a jay]

are fuckinf kidding me

 

[Collections Agent]

are fuckinf kidding me

I knew following him on Facebook would pay off eventually

 

[DN 420]

Lizzy the Lezzy is indoctrinating Chris with the worst possible information available.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

We have nothing to worry about until that inevitable day when Chris posts a video of himself actually lactating.