Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kong... with wings?]

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dark type? I would assume he would want fairy type instead because those look girly

 

[JK_Productions]

Of course that's his favorite, they wear the same skirt.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris changed his profile pic to a Pokemon.

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OMG!!!
Chris is fetishizing a graphic, which depicts some sort of ephemeral creature that he could never emulate or embody.
I am glad Chris does not have the conscious awareness to understand psychotherapy because he would be deeply ashamed of himself.

Well, I guess that's the only thing feminine that would ever be willing to do what he says.

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if Chris uses a male Primarina or if he kept resetting for a female one.

 

[Silvally]

I wonder if Chris uses a male Primarina or if he kept resetting for a female one.

probably reset Chris strikes me as the kind of person who thinks Girls only like female things

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Are those real Pokémon? Fuck, I'm getting old AND less tolerant of weird names.

yeah

Spoiler: Chris' Pokemon in the order he said

All of them except for Mandibuzz don't fit Chris and in a funny coincidence, the Japanese name for Mandibuzz is "Vulgina" if anybody was looking for another good word for Chris' taint

probably reset Chris strikes me as the kind of person who thinks Girls only like female things

oh yes, I am surprised at his choice of pokemon except for mandibuzz

 

[Silvally]

oh yes, I am surprised at his choice of pokemon except for mandibuzz

and nidoqueen and maybe latias and all the only female

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

and nidoqueen and maybe latias and all the only female

he wouldn't be a dark type gym leader then. why he would choose that over fairy is confusing because nearly all of the pokemon in dark type are aesthetically appealing to males save for mandibuzz and its pre-evolution Vullaby

 

[Silvally]

he wouldn't be a dark type gym leader then. why he would choose that over fairy is confusing because nearly all of the pokemon in dark type are aesthetically appealing to males save for mandibuzz and its pre-evolution Vullaby

oh i though you meant in general. no the thing hes doing you are given a type you dont choose.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

oh i though you meant in general. no the thing hes doing you are given a type you dont choose.

oh yeah, those memes and shit

 

[Silvally]

this maybe stupid but i feel this is seems like the best time to say it but i wonder what his pokemon team looks like and how bad it is i hope it has one of these

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

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Spoiler: Full image

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my guess on what Chris' brain and heart look like

Spoiler: Might make you sick

http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M140156c04d9d80582d4d22254423109do0&pid=15.1
http://images.agoramedia.com/everydayhealth/gcms/body-fat-heart-failure-01-RM-pg-full.jpg

this maybe stupid but i feel this is seems like the best time to say it but i wonder what his pokemon team looks like and how bad it is i hope it has one of these

never ran into those

 

[Spork]

I wonder if Chris uses a male Primarina or if he kept resetting for a female one.

When he tried to do a Nuzlocke run of X/Y (he stopped because of the house fire), he boxed his starter Chespin for a Gogoat because the latter was female. He seemed to be boxing everything male the moment he had a chance to replace it with a female, and at one point may have broken Nuzlocke rules in order to get a female Combee.

EDIT:

this maybe stupid but i feel this is seems like the best time to say it but i wonder what his pokemon team looks like and how bad it is

His team in XY was utterly terrible. His Delphox had Cut for crying out loud.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Chris changed his profile pic to a Pokemon.

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Oh god... He thinks he looks like that thing now, doesn't he?

"Hm, yeah, we has da same hair color, among which."

 

[George Costanza]

I miss the old facebook updates when all Chris dis was whine about how lonely he was and then posting about no one liking or commenting his status.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

this maybe stupid but i feel this is seems like the best time to say it but i wonder what his pokemon team looks like and how bad it is i hope it has one of these

Holy fuck is that Pachirisu's evolved form?

 

[GabeRegan]

Nope, just another Pikachu clone. It is however an electric hedgehog pokemon.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Chris changed his profile pic to a Pokemon.

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Of course Chris picked the tranny seal as his starter.

 

[DragoonSierra]

yeah

Spoiler: Chris' Pokemon in the order he said

All of them except for Mandibuzz don't fit Chris and in a funny coincidence, the Japanese name for Mandibuzz is "Vulgina" if anybody was looking for another good word for Chris' taint

When did Kine from Kirby get so edgy?

 

[Goochole]

I miss the old facebook updates when all Chris dis was whine about how lonely he was and then posting about no one liking or commenting his status.

I miss classic Chris, making 5 youtube videos a day raging at the ps eye, hitting it, or making messages to his fake e-girlfriends.