Containment Random Chris Updates

[InTheSidePocket]

What happened to Gaylanders? No magic watch gimmick for them?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What happened to Gaylanders? No magic watch gimmick for them?

You can see a big skylanders box next to him in his latest video. He's got to have all of his toys.

 

[Trilby]

Game Freak adding stuff like Pokémon genders and breeding really made shit awkward.

Certainly created its own monster this way.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is playing Lego Dimensions again and has loaded a bunch of new levels into the game, including the Sonic level.

The cost of those levels is about $153, so he's confirmed to have spent over $2,500 on toys last year.

 

[Trilby]

Chris is playing Lego Dimensions again and has loaded a bunch of new levels into the game, including the Sonic level.

The cost of those levels is about $153, so he's confirmed to have spent over $2,500 on toys last year.

Damn.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris is playing Lego Dimensions again and has loaded a bunch of new levels into the game, including the Sonic level.

The cost of those levels is about $153, so he's confirmed to have spent over $2,500 on toys last year.

OUR CATS ARE DYING FROM HUNGER
BARB IS DYING CUZ SHE HAS BAD TEETH
WE NEED BANANAS AND IM DYING
*buys lego shit*

 

[enterthematrix]

OUR CATS ARE DYING FROM HUNGER
BARB IS DYING CUZ SHE HAS BAD TEETH
WE NEED BANANAS AND IM DYING
*buys lego shit*

Yeah. That pretty much sums up the whole thing. All of this.

 

[Jack Awful]

Certainly created its own monster this way.

I don't think they thought they were gonna add it during gen 1. Characters like Mr. Mime, Jynx, and some others were clearly designed as males, hell, even Brionne from the new game looks like a woman, but the majority are men.
(No wonder Chris identifies with it)

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Well, what else of interest is Chris up to?

Video games.

 

[cahoots]

Chris is playing Lego Dimensions again

I see he's also been playing a game called "My Name is Mayo"

Spoiler

 

[Picklechu]

...has Chris ever attended a wedding that we know of?

He went to a second cousin's wedding in June 2009.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Chris finally realises 2016 is over.

 

[Kagome]

Chris finally realises 2016 is over.

It must have been the 2nd of Jan in his time zone when he posted this.

He's gonna need to be faster than that to keep up with the blue blur.

 

[Nigonidas]

Chris finally realises 2016 is over.

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I would make a joke about him being delayed. But that'd be too easy.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I see he's also been playing a game called "My Name is Mayo"

Spoiler

Worth noting that My Name is Mayo is a dumb gimmick game where you simply tap on a jar and it tells you a story about mayonnaise. To get all the trophies and complete the game, you have to tap the thing hundreds, if not thousands, of times. According to his trophy list, he has completed it twice.

Stressful life, ladies and gentlemen.

Edit: You have to tap the mayo at least 10,000 times to complete the game.

 

[ON 190]

Worth noting that My Name is Mayo is a dumb gimmick game where you simply tap on a jar and it tells you a story about mayonnaise. To get all the trophies and complete the game, you have to tap the thing hundreds, if not thousands, of times. According to his trophy list, he has completed it twice.

Stressful life, ladies and gentlemen.

Chris: The world's foremost expert on mayonnaise.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris: The world's foremost expert on mayonnaise.

does chris think mayonnaise is a gender

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Nothing too spectacular in the comments section until you click on the last guy's profile and look at his profile pics. I wanted to share his photos here, but he looks like an okay sperg.

 

[TiggerNits]

Has Chris gone off about the Cotton-Ceiling yet? Because that seems like something that he's gonna got nuclear over
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cotton_Ceiling

 

[Argonian Scum]

I think concepts like ""internalized transphobic preferences"" are too complicated for his :autism: .