Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
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What's the cringiest thing Chris has said as a manchild?
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You can just click random article on the cwki and more often than not come up with a cringy quote. Omegacon article: "Vocaloid?! I am Not a Computer! I'm Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3! A Musical Soul with a deep sense into that bass. A slave to the beat and rhythm. You do not program me, because I'm already programmed in my biological CPU!"
 
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So, who's going to teach Chris that he will never enjoy female or female passing privilege........:story:
lol @ the worthless stamps in the background
 
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So Chris had no idea that dark chocolate has no milk until now... I know he doesn't read books but he could at least be bothered to read labels.
And no, I'm not saying Chris deserves to be raped and murdered in prison for this but it's pretty consistent with his knowledge about the world.
 
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Trilby said:
I'm more amused Chris learned something at all today.
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Well, he sure as hell did not learn that no one wants to buy use junk from an autistic pervert on the internet.
I agree, leave those poor ponies alone, they've suffered enough having to be covered in "Pristine Christine's" failed spermatocytes.

I wonder if there is a safe space in Chris' room that s not covered with microscopic spermatocytes fossilized in dust particles.

At the end of the day, lesbians can't create sperm.
 
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Little fun fact from a guy with tummy troubles, dark chocolate cleans you the fuck OUT.

Coffee makes you shit, and coffee just happens to be made with cocoa beans, same as chocolate candy bars.

Does Chris shit himself because autism, or because he's wolfing down black Hershey's?
 
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m0rnutz said:
Little fun fact from a guy with tummy troubles, dark chocolate cleans you the fuck OUT.

Coffee makes you shit, and coffee just happens to be made with cocoa beans, same as chocolate candy bars.

Does Chris shit himself because autism, or because he's wolfing down black Hershey's?
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...What? Coffee isn't made with cocoa beans - coffee is its own plant (Coffea arabica being one of them), as is cacao (Theobroma cacao). The caffeine in coffee is a stimulant, so depending on how much you have and how much your body can tolerate, it can give you the runs.

As an aside, chocolate doesn't have nearly the amount of caffeine that coffee does.
 
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FuckBitchesGetRiches said:
...What? Coffee isn't made with cocoa beans - coffee is its own plant (Coffea arabica being one of them), as is cacao (Theobroma cacao). The caffeine in coffee is a stimulant, so depending on how much you have and how much your body can tolerate, it can give you the runs.

As an aside, chocolate doesn't have nearly the amount of caffeine that coffee does.
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I'm retarded, I swear to god they were the same.
 
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