Containment Random Chris Updates

[{o}P II]

Has the pandemic really affected Chris though? It's not like she was getting out of the house much before

Barb has him on call 24/7 to get her scran

 

[The Fool]

With the way corona is still going, I highly doubt they'd even consider doing any sort of conventions in the near future, especially considering those sorts of people are the most unhygienic and grubby people in existence.

I actually wonder what will happen with future cons. I'm guessing one of these:
A. Con just outright doesn't happen.
B. Con is a virtual event, Chris throws a tantrum at it being inferior, how Corona is nothing to be afraid of, and refuses to acknowledge it.
C. Con is a virtual event, Chris attends and enjoys it.

Sorted from most likely to least likely to happen.

But if there is a virtual brony con, boy are we gonna have a big fat thread in Community Watch for that.
(Disclaimer: I haven't heard anything about any cons going virtual, just speculating)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I actually wonder what will happen with future cons. I'm guessing one of these:
A. Con just outright doesn't happen.
B. Con is a virtual event, Chris throws a tantrum at it being inferior, how Corona is nothing to be afraid of, and refuses to acknowledge it.
C. Con is a virtual event, Chris attends and enjoys it.

D. He attends the event and exposes his "moobs" claiming they're tools of God to feed the masses before the impending disaster.

 

[A Grey Cat]

D. He attends the event and exposes his "moobs" claiming they're tools of God to feed the masses before the impending disaster.

One year without their once a year chance to be themselves (or fuck) is murder to them as it is. As soon as social distancing can be somewhat relaxed either because pifizer has a "vaccine" ready or just because fuck it even if biden's prez by next year they can't keep all this up forever, and they'll be starting the cons up again and Chris will be the first in line for tickets

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

One year without their once a year chance to be themselves (or fuck) is murder to them as it is. As soon as social distancing can be somewhat relaxed either because pifizer has a "vaccine" ready or just because fuck it even if biden's prez by next year they can't keep all this up forever, and they'll be starting the cons up again and Chris will be the first in line for tickets

*IF* Barb isn't dead, and he doesn't have the money to go....At this point, I think Barb will take the minivan with her to the great beyond and screw Chris.

 

[A Grey Cat]

*IF* Barb isn't dead, and he doesn't have the money to go....At this point, I think Barb will take the minivan with her to the great beyond and screw Chris.

Could that van even survive another trip to Ohio for trotcon? There's no way in hell it would survive a cross country trip to San Fran without breaking down in the desert.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I actually wonder what will happen with future cons. I'm guessing one of these:
A. Con just outright doesn't happen.
B. Con is a virtual event, Chris throws a tantrum at it being inferior, how Corona is nothing to be afraid of, and refuses to acknowledge it.
C. Con is a virtual event, Chris attends and enjoys it.

Sorted from most likely to least likely to happen.

But if there is a virtual brony con, boy are we gonna have a big fat thread in Community Watch for that.
(Disclaimer: I haven't heard anything about any cons going virtual, just speculating)

Actually given how much Chris is desperate to belong, I think he will actually do C before B, especially if the "cool" bronies endorse the virtual con.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I actually wonder what will happen with future cons. I'm guessing one of these:
A. Con just outright doesn't happen.
B. Con is a virtual event, Chris throws a tantrum at it being inferior, how Corona is nothing to be afraid of, and refuses to acknowledge it.
C. Con is a virtual event, Chris attends and enjoys it.

Sorted from most likely to least likely to happen.

But if there is a virtual brony con, boy are we gonna have a big fat thread in Community Watch for that.
(Disclaimer: I haven't heard anything about any cons going virtual, just speculating)

There was a Babscon online event a couple months ago, which Chris had commented on. I guess he did checked it out. But oh boy, If Babscon 2021 doesn't happened, "Sonichu" is gonna be here forever. Cuz trust me on this one, Chris is gonna be so fucking high off Babscon 2021 (if it does happen), he will go on a dimension seizure and bs, and use it as an explanation to swap back

 

[Tikbalang]

There was a Babscon online event a couple months ago, which Chris had commented on. I guess he did checked it out. But oh boy, If Babscon 2021 doesn't happened, "Sonichu" is gonna be here forever. Cuz trust me on this one, Chris is gonna be so fucking high off Babscon 2021 (if it does happen), he will go on a dimension seizure and bs, and use it as an explanation to swap back

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We forgot he's autistic, he hates change.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

There was a Babscon online event a couple months ago, which Chris had commented on. I guess he did checked it out. But oh boy, If Babscon 2021 doesn't happened, "Sonichu" is gonna be here forever. Cuz trust me on this one, Chris is gonna be so fucking high off Babscon 2021 (if it does happen), he will go on a dimension seizure and bs, and use it as an explanation to swap back

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I’ll be shocked if the Brony fandom has enough clop left to make it to 2021.

Actually, no. No I won’t.

 

[muh_moobs]

The most impressive part about Chris’s art is how BAD it really is. Its the overall package: The linework, the proportions (or lack of same), the total disregard for how bodies move and function.


It’s hard to emulate, especially if you’re anywau close to a decent artist.


Chris’s art is actually so bad, that it takes practice to emulate it.

"It's uncopyable!"

Ah, stacking blocks, what's more autistic than this?

I'm actually always amazed he isn't super into minecraft, especially because he could make cwcville there without worrying about a lego budget.

You don't really think CWC has the time to MAKE the blocks himself, do you?! He's too busy protecting da wulrd wif da udda CPUs and Goddesses and Heroes and OC's!

 

[Pixy]

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What is it with people and pretending to be religious whenever it makes them seem morally superior?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

What is it with people and pretending to be religious whenever it makes them seem morally superior?

Hey look at me everybody, look at how much wisdom I have!

 

[Fapcop]

100% agreed. This goes along with my idea that a grow-up box like the army or prison would be the best thing for him. (not that the army would accept chris, even during a draft.) Hell, tape that shit, make bank off it, and use it to pay off some of chris's debt while they're at it.

Yup. I’d watch it. (Even it pales to comparison of the ultimate CWC reality show: Big Brother Autismo Edition. With Christian Weston Chandler, Russell Greer, Lucas Werner and some of the female lolcows to create some sexual tension.)

The only way for Chris to ever have a normal life, would have been for Bob to sit Chris down when he was around 20, and explain to him that either he joins the army/navy/air force or he will have to live on his own after giving him a 6 months period to get shit in order.

Unfortunately, Barb would never have let go of her little cuddle boy. And Bob seemed mostly checked out at that time, and decided to go for SSDI as a safety net for his tard son.

(Now I’m obviously not saying that Chris could have been a frontline Rambo. But he could have been a quiet little sperg back at the base driving trucks back and forth or peeling potatoes.)

 

[Tikbalang]

The only way for Chris to ever have a normal life, would have been for Bob to sit Chris down when he was around 20, and explain to him that either he joins the army/navy/air force or he will have to live on his own after giving him a 6 months period to get shit in order.

Like any children, he will cry, he'll be begging to let him stay.
How he sees military school

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Yup. I’d watch it. (Even it pales to comparison of the ultimate CWC reality show: Big Brother Autismo Edition. With Christian Weston Chandler, Russell Greer, Lucas Werner and some of the female lolcows to create some sexual tension.)

The only way for Chris to ever have a normal life, would have been for Bob to sit Chris down when he was around 20, and explain to him that either he joins the army/navy/air force or he will have to live on his own after giving him a 6 months period to get shit in order.

Unfortunately, Barb would never have let go of her little cuddle boy. And Bob seemed mostly checked out at that time, and decided to go for SSDI as a safety net for his tard son.

(Now I’m obviously not saying that Chris could have been a frontline Rambo. But he could have been a quiet little sperg back at the base driving trucks back and forth or peeling potatoes.)

Chris has absolutely no self discipline or respect for any sort of higher authority, I think that even if he took up the offer and gave it a shot when he was slightly less retarded and deranged then he is now, he wouldn't even last a couple of days because he'd get easily annoyed at being ordered around to do and sort of heavy lifting or mundane tasks countless times simply because he'd get bored and easily distracted, he couldn't even handle working at at a Wendy's all because he couldn't handle a little bit of advice and criticism.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Like any children, he will cry, he'll be begging to let him stay.
How he sees military school

Chris in the army would go more like this

 

[Chan Fan]

Actually given how much Chris is desperate to belong, I think he will actually do C before B, especially if the "cool" bronies endorse the virtual con.

While him attending a virtual event would be amazing for people sending pizzas to his house I don't think it would go over well when he starts abusing and yelling at his dogs. I think that would go over about as well as him attending in person, minus the smell and unwanted touching

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Queen pony has psychic powers, so chris has to puff out his fat, flabby chest and remind us his psychic powers are better.

 

[Chan Fan]

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Queen pony has psychic powers, so chris has to puff out his fat, flabby chest and remind us his psychic powers are better.

I read this several times and have no idea what he's saying. I guess some things never change