Containment Random Chris Updates

[Water In Cup]

Actually Tarot cards had nothing to do with magic, it was build your own story kind of game back in medieval times (D&D before it was invented) Than gypsies took it and gave it a fortune teller spin to fuck morons out of their own money.

 

[AnOminous]

He fits right in at his local Walmart, I don't think he needs much else.

Did his ban expire?

 

[Hypnagogia]

Sorry if this goes off topic but, Maybe in hicksville Virgina malls are dying off but where I live they're still building them, I think the only mall "dying " in New Jersey is the Hudson mall in Jersey city, and even if it is dying it's still doing better than most of the dead malls in America. And they just recently finished building the American dream mall in Rutherford. (though tbf that mall also has two theme parks supporting it.

Chris really should consider moving up here if he still longs to be the mall rat he was oh so many years ago. Sure he has no desire to loiter with a sign begging for a boyfriend free girl anymore but still. He'd love blowing his tugboat at our malls

The malls in Jersey aren't really doing that great. The one near my town recently closed and a few in PA aren't doing too well either. Chris would be better off hanging around flea markets with the other old ladies.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The malls in Jersey aren't really doing that great. The one near my town recently closed and a few in PA aren't doing too well either. Chris would be better off hanging around flea markets with the other old ladies.

Since COVID I know the malls are struggling here. Now a lot of them are infested with meth addicts.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris commented on a video about Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze to discuss his fantasy world delusions. He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason). And says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all "interdimensionally awakened individuals."

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris commented on a video about Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze to discuss his fantasy world delusions. He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason). And says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all "interdimensionally awakened individuals."

So... does chris think that Randy got what he wanted? That killing people in that grocery store and dying (did the cops shoot him or did Randy shoot himself? I don't remember anymore.) allowed Randy to turn into a magic ghost girl? Is chris this demented now?

Good thing about the Fashion square mall closing is if chris decides to replicate the shooting at his favorite locale then no one's going to get shot except himself.

 

[Interchanger]

Chris commented on a video about Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze to discuss his fantasy world delusions. He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason). And says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all "interdimensionally awakened individuals."

A bonkers post, one think that really bugs me is how he discribed c197 and 1218 as within the same universe at one point in this poss, of c197 and 1218 are two separate dimensions they are not within the same universe.

Obviously this mistake is because Chris is an inept retard incapable of even googling what dimensions are (in the context of his merge theory) and how they are part of a potential speculative model of a multiverse theory.

So we get language and words that imply the wrong scale. As if c197 and 1218 are sister universes rather than dimensions.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

So... does chris think that Randy got what he wanted? That killing people in that grocery store and dying (did the cops shoot him or did Randy shoot himself? I don't remember anymore.)

Randy killed himself before the cops arrived.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ughhh what I wouldn't give for some alcohol right now after reading that.


But roughly translated from delusional retard to English. Chris has become an admirer of Randy stair and Andy Warhol and believes that they both did what they did (stair creating egs Warhol being an artist, funny how Chris says almost nothing on stair's shooting spree) because they were aware of the existence of his retarded multiverse and channeled OT for inspiration.


Oh and of course he had to show off his teeth grindingly irritating ego by boasting how he's better than both of them (stair at least) because he's AMD immortal goddess who didn't need to die to become all knowing and all powerful.

It's times when Chris says things like that that I wait on baited breath for the day lardass finally does have to face the music and death comes to collect. Let's see how much good wishful thinking and maladaptive coping can save his sorry ass when the blockage in his arteries becomes to much to handle.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Ughhh what I wouldn't give for some alcohol right now after reading that.


But roughly translated from delusional retard to English. Chris has become an admirer of Randy stair and Andy Warhol and believes that they both did what they did (stair creating egs Warhol being an artist, funny how Chris says almost nothing on stair's shooting spree) because they were aware of the existence of his retarded multiverse and channeled OT for inspiration.


Oh and of course he had to show off his teeth grindingly irritating ego by boasting how he's better than both of them (stair at least) because he's AMD immortal goddess who didn't need to die to become all knowing and all powerful.

It's times when Chris says things like that that I wait on baited breath for the day lardass finally does have to face the music and death comes to collect. Let's see how much good wishful thinking and maladaptive coping can save his sorry ass when the blockage in his arteries becomes to much to handle.

Amen.

I'd love a moment where chris has a scrape with death. nothing permanent, but enough to make him re-evaluate his life. Much like with my view on prison, it's be the only thing big enough to penetrate his many layers of delusion at this point.

 

[The Dude]

Ughhh what I wouldn't give for some alcohol right now after reading that.


But roughly translated from delusional retard to English. Chris has become an admirer of Randy stair and Andy Warhol and believes that they both did what they did (stair creating egs Warhol being an artist, funny how Chris says almost nothing on stair's shooting spree) because they were aware of the existence of his retarded multiverse and channeled OT for inspiration.


Oh and of course he had to show off his teeth grindingly irritating ego by boasting how he's better than both of them (stair at least) because he's AMD immortal goddess who didn't need to die to become all knowing and all powerful.

It's times when Chris says things like that that I wait on baited breath for the day lardass finally does have to face the music and death comes to collect. Let's see how much good wishful thinking and maladaptive coping can save his sorry ass when the blockage in his arteries becomes to much to handle.

I don't necessarily want to see Chris take the eternal dirt nap, but I definitely want to see the day where reality knocks him on his ass and he can't use his power fantasies to escape from it. Or at least gets confronted by enough people calling him on his bullshit that he can't deny it. And I have a hunch that day won't arrive until after Babs croaks, and even then Chris is so far gone that it might not even happen then.

 

[AnOminous]

Amen.

I'd love a moment where chris has a scrape with death. nothing permanent, but enough to make him re-evaluate his life. Much like with my view on prison, it's be the only thing big enough to penetrate his many layers of delusion at this point.

I hope he goes to prison with a lengthy sentence and has a horrible experience there, realizes everything he's doing wrong, and then spends the next several years doing nothing but lifting and training and learning martial arts, then the years after that Breaking Bucks, and comes out as an autistic superhero.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I got caught up with Stair. Wow. Autists and their obsessions with cartoon worlds. I want to chalk this up to immaturity levels, as I thought Stair was a teen (he was 24 when he perpetuated the mass shooting). Chis is doing himself no favors by identifying with Randy Stair, talking about how he communicates with Stair's alter ego in another existence.

Mental illness and cartoons do not mix.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Five fuckin' families and you got that pygmy thing goin' on over in CWCville.

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"Debts? Jerkops? GAMe PLACe? Geddafuckouttaheeee!"

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Five fuckin' families and you got that pygmy thing goin' on over in CWCville.

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One thing Chris and Tony Soprano have in common: they both never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[Glowie]

Chris commented on a video about Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze to discuss his fantasy world delusions. He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason). And says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all "interdimensionally awakened individuals."

The retard thought that Ted Bundy didn't deserve eternal roasting. This is hardly surprising.
God forbid if some ween gives a nog tier hand gun either .22 or .39 caliber for "self defense"
(It would not pretty far off to guess that Chris would start ranting about glow in the dark jerkops and debt collectors when Barb's time comes)
All it takes to manipulate Chris is lots of ass kissing and a nudge, He'll be worse off in his mid 40s than Terry Davis before his suicide (Hallowed be thy name)
I can think of number of serial killers and spree shooters who took inspiration from previous record holders, old batshit insanity or both.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The retard thought that Ted Bundy didn't deserve eternal roasting.

It's not like he knew who Ted Bundy was before the weens of the week sockpuppeted a new batch of shitposts into his brain.
It doesn't really make sense to talk about Chris's opinions when he's not even the one forming his own opinions anymore.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope he goes to prison with a lengthy sentence and has a horrible experience there, realizes everything he's doing wrong, and then spends the next several years doing nothing but lifting and training and learning martial arts, then the years after that Breaking Bucks, and comes out as an autistic superhero.

Christine Weston Chandler: Buster of Prison Cheeks!

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Christine Weston Chandler: Buster of Prison Cheeks!

Chris is so repulsive that not even the most depraved convicts would want him as their prison bitch.

 

[M0nster]

Chris commented on a video about Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze to discuss his fantasy world delusions. He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason). And says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all "interdimensionally awakened individuals."

This shit is so fucking retarded that it's completely surreal. This Randy Stair dude keeps popping up in many places, but I'd never thought I'd see the day where he'd come into Chris's life. A bit worrying considering how similar their thought processes really are.