She might be near deaths door if he's already converting her to the holy land in his twisted delusional headspace
So some troon's looking for a weapon light/laser and Chris posts some melon head camping light AND infers more about his iffy relationship with his mother. Good job Chris.
It’s actually pretty spot on.
I hate Chris. All 4 iterations look just like him --a fat, ugly retard.
I'm surprised at the range between teenage and early adulthood. it's like he let himself go, which he did. Poor SOB refuses to admit he's getting older. Can't wait until he goes bald.
Given his past history with the legal system I wouldn’t be surprised if he got:
I like how Good Chris looks like Dr. Octopus.
This so cursed lmao. It literally hurts to read Barbie Chan
I bet eventually he'll go down the same route as Jim Sterling when he starts balding and wear a wig, although probally of the anime girl cosplay variety.
Well OBVIOUSLY he’ll just astral project his mind, body, and soul and move into his mansion in Dimension C-197. Because Barb-Chan isn’t dead…she’s just gone home!
Depends what other stuff Chris posts, and considering he does, I'd say it's a sure thing.
You forgot the ceremonial fart cake to be consumed, if people believe hard enough. Drink Fanta and said cake during a sermon, you might just might be granted immortality and demi godhood over pocket dimensions
Dude looks like Peter Griffin with a wig and somehow still believes he's on his prime.
It's somehow absurdly pathetic and infuriating at the same time with how far up his own ass he is with this stuff yet he somehow fails in being a proper pompous ass!
And that men lust after him.
