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Saberspark is still salty about Chris mentioning him and saying "it is foretold you will review the scott pilgrim anime period. "

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Just a reminder this guy called bluey his "adopted Australia dog daughter" while taking a selfie of himself drinking a weeb beer while looking like the creepy guy who hangs out in a van near playgrounds, and nothing like his younger handsome full head of hair avatar....so I guess that's one thing they have in common.

Point is when THIS guy is saying gtfo weirdo, you know you've sunk below rock bottom.
 
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zerosan said:
i got the part of Chris's life until the weens started messing with him and i just couldn't take it, it's so frustrating
so as i thought the weens are majority of his supporters.

i know the part about him fucking his mom and yet he came out and blamed the "trolls"
Chris's case is so frustrating because no matter what anyone do to actually help him he will never take it, he wants to live in his own fantasy and never face the real world
(yeah some users here think i'm mad, and actually i am XD. not shy to express that, after all it's Chris we're talking about)
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I wonder if the Soni-Sweatshop is not supposed to keep Chris sane but rather to further deteriorate Chris’ sanity. House of Leaves/Shining style.
Think about it
-Large empty house in the middle of nowhere
-the smell of death looms overhead constantly (might be a bit nostalgic for Chris though)
-no direct way of escape due to the road,even still the sound of traffic would ruminate throughout the house
-Turning Chris’ life’s work and passion into a (emotionally) cheap commodity
-the echos of weens constantly reminding you of your sins and just plain insulting you
The Cwcmill isn’t meant to wrangle and contain Chris,it’s meant to drive him (even more) bonanas.
a house of reees if you will
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I wonder if the Soni-Sweatshop is not supposed to keep Chris sane but rather to further deteriorate Chris’ sanity. House of Leaves/Shining style.
Think about it
-Large empty house in the middle of nowhere
-Turning Chris’ life’s work and passion into a (emotionally) cheap commodity
-the echos of weens constantly reminding you of your sins and just plain insulting you
The Cwcmill isn’t meant to wrangle and contain Chris,it’s meant to drive him (even more) bonanas.
a house of reees if you will
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THAT'S IT THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, YOU'VE CRACKED THE CASE!
 
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Diggus Bickus said:
Why does this shit keep happening? Why can't people just let this guy live in some retirement home or nutjob house at this rate?
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Because he totally ignores anyone who gives him any actual advice while seeking out psychos who just want to abuse him or con him. I might have cared before he fucked his mom, but at this point, fuck that motherfucker. Nothing that happens to him is bad enough.
 
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zerosan said:
THAT'S IT THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, YOU'VE CRACKED THE CASE!
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Jokes aside a sane Chris is not an infamous Chris. You can only go so far by snapping photos of a 40 something at a grocery store. Like look at the 2018 renaissance of weenery. The dimensional merge completely revigorated interest in Christory and exposed it to millions. The Barbussy incident and arrest? Prime time cable and the mainstream media in general are clamoring for the next scoop!
While it is the morally right thing for Caden to try to get Chris back on track and maybe start a family it is far more profitable to have Chris scribbling /tv/ memes for thousands.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Happy 1976!

6 more pages and we reach Chris's birthyear.

Also in the year barb was 35, Bob was 49 neither knew of each others existence and ww can only wonder what this site would be like if at all had they stayed that way.
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Wouldn't exist. This page was created from CWCki Forums, which was a subsite to CWCki, which was made after Chris Chan article on ED grew to outlandish proportions.
 
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RedGermaine said:
Imagine if Praetor becomes like SHIELD forming the avengers of lolcows, just collect all the most memorable internet retards and ensure they stay online so he can milk money off financially and personally irresponsible people. Chris chan is only the start and Caden would be the Nick Fury of degeneracy
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Oh Jeez, a tard flea circus. Only instead of entertain8ng tricks, somrone is going away for sexual assault every week.

Andy Dick
Boogie
Chris
Onision
ADF
Tommy Tooter
Liz Fong
Cyrax
An undercover FBI agent posing as a 14 year old boy.

It would be epic
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I appreciate Cadung's entrepreneurial ambitions but what is he going to do in the long run?

I've said this before but how is he going to put this on his resume? I suppose that he and Chris aren't doing anything atrocious or anything, live streaming for donations and selling his arts and crafts (trash and gravel) is not the worst thing you could do.

But what happens when an employer wants to know who Chris is? Who Caden has been helping.

Unless, of course, Caden plans to open up more avenues to help people like Chris or some other kind of schemes or businesses he might have in mind.

It's a start but I still think he can do better. But then I guess he wouldn't be a faggot tard enabler and exploiter.
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Caden can spin this into something positive. He's helping the less fortunate. Chris is off the streets, he's not abusing his mother, this gives him structure and a purpose and by limiting his contact with weens they can say they're trying to rehabilitate him.

Sure it's bullshit but... name me one person who has ever been 100% honest in a job interview? You always exaggerate and make yourself look better.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Caden can spin this into something positive. He's helping the less fortunate. Chris is off the streets, he's not abusing his mother, this gives him structure and a purpose and by limiting his contact with weens they can say they're trying to rehabilitate him.

Sure it's bullshit but... name me one person who has ever been 100% honest in a job interview? You always exaggerate and make yourself look better.
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Yes, but with a job, you're providing something of value not waiting to see who's going to get raped next.
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Oh Jeez, a tard flea circus. Only instead of entertain8ng tricks, somrone is going away for sexual assault every week.

Andy Dick
Boogie
Chris
Onision
ADF
Tommy Tooter
Liz Fong
Cyrax
An undercover FBI agent posing as a 14 year old boy.

It would be epic
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A regular tard wrangling ring master.

Although I've noticed that Caden hasn't really been showing up recently.

He's not taking pictures with Chris or doing podcasts with him or anything.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Wouldn't exist. This page was created from CWCki Forums, which was a subsite to CWCki, which was made after Chris Chan article on ED grew to outlandish proportions.
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Idk Chris not existing is like the idea of killing Hitler as a baby. Just because you erased him from the time line doesn't mean the national socialist German workers party won't come to power and elect another Furher to take his place. If Chris hadn't been born something awful would have latched on to some other future lolcow amd from that form 4 chan would have found another pawn to troll for the few years ot was a decent place...Josh would have founded the farms not to have a wiki forum for one lolcow but a forum that was devoted to mocking them all. without glow worms and jannies breathing down his neck.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Caden can spin this into something positive. He's helping the less fortunate. Chris is off the streets, he's not abusing his mother, this gives him structure and a purpose and by limiting his contact with weens they can say they're trying to rehabilitate him.
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True, having structured and "support" help tremendously when one loses control over their life, but the problem is Chris has cemented in him beliefs that can only lead down.
In his eyes his monstrous chu creations are unable to judge him as anything other than perfect, he could rape a dog and they would still love him, even accept it was a "needed event", there is no reason for self-improvement when your greatest critics see you already as infalably perfect.
There will be no improvement and eventually Caden will just leave him poorer than when he arrived.
 
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