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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I have always wondered if it was originally intended to end with season 3 considering it was the only one that had 13 episodes and the others had 26.
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That would've brought the G5 schizo rambling back at least 5 years if it actually happened lol, and to think that he was probably most excited to post all this bullshit about G5 everyday that he was in jail.
 
I wish someone would inform Chris that the Soviets haven't existed in over thirty years. The way he keeps throwing it around like that is fucking embarrassing and just shows how little Chris actually knows. He's just saying that because "The Soviets were Russian and they were bad and scary!"
 
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The Dude said:
I wish someone would inform Chris that the Soviets haven't existed in over thirty years. The way he keeps throwing it around like that is fucking embarrassing and just shows how little Chris actually knows. He's just saying that because "The Soviets were Russian and they were bad and scary!"
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Counterpoint: When Chris was growing up, the Soviet Union was still a thing, and wouldn't be abolished until 1991.

Which happens to be the same year that the alleged incidents went down at Nathanel Green Elementary, when the 'tism truly started to surface. Combined with how Bob almost certainly always called the Russians the Soviets, it could just be a matter of upbringing that just had no reason to surface until now.
 
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I wonder if Chris saw the mention and his rant being featured before they got taken down. Coincidence or not, he replied to another Equestria Daily post:
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Ammyterasu said:
I wonder if Chris saw the mention and his rant being featured before they got taken down. Coincidence or not, he replied to another Equestria Daily post:
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No one cares about G5 but Chris.

I see Bluey everywhere, not MLP hardly anymore.

I'm sort of surprised Chris hasn't discovered it yet.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
Apparently he has liked some Bluey stuff on his newly discovered sockpuppet, so maybe he has?
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He also liked some Bluey stuff on his main, 4 in total.

While those feature Sonic/MLP chars, there's also one standalone post of the Bluey animation project by Saberspark.

So yeah. He MIGHT be getting into it.

And yeah, if you talk Bluey on the alt,
Both of them are from members of TF2 Analysis.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
He also liked some Bluey stuff on his main, 4 in total.
https://twitter.com/FrackDeals/status/1736050519255474419?s=20 https://twitter.com/BlastDraws/status/1760846004843319375?s=20 https://twitter.com/MLP_Trinary/status/1761625614425936120?s=20
While those feature Sonic/MLP chars, there's also one standalone post of the Bluey animation project by Saberspark.
https://vxtwitter.com/bluefeathercat/status/1755969814001283345?s=20
So yeah. He MIGHT be getting into it.
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My guess, if he starts talking with a strange new accent we'll know for sure he's actually watching Bluey and not just randomly liking Bluey shit.

Dear god I don't know if Chris attempting an Australian accent would be hilarious or weirdly disturbing.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
My guess, if he starts talking with a strange new accent we'll know for sure he's actually watching Bluey and not just randomly liking Bluey shit.

Dear god I don't know if Chris attempting an Australian accent would be hilarious or weirdly disturbing.
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That or Finnish accent.
Again, 24 finnish/duolingo posts on his alt. Shit ton of moomins also.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Bluey fans have no idea what they are in for.

Would it kill this 42 year old to watch something made for ages eight and up?
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Mentally he's maybe, what, ten?

Shit like Bluey would appeal to people like Chris because they're absolutely brain dead on a surface level in terms of what the lessons are because it's a children's show,
Ammyterasu said:
Lol /tv/ tells me that Bluey is the last bastion of children entertainment against globohomo, or something... It would be funny if Chris gets hyperfixated on that too.
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Bluey, much the same way MLP caught on, is a show written for children but created with the parents in mind so there's some adult jokes. Actually a fair bit more than pony ever risked.

There's subcontext about the mother having a miscarriage in the past (one episode has the baby sister pretending to be pregnant, the ballon being used to simulate the fat belly pops suddenly, and the dad dog immediately grabs the hand of the mom) and there's a conversation between the dad dog and one of the supporting adult characters that is pretty blatantly about him and the mom dog disagreeing over him possibly getting a vasectomy, but using words that would make the context fly over the heads of the target audience...and Chris.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I have always wondered if it was originally intended to end with season 3 considering it was the only one that had 13 episodes and the others had 26.
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That would've brought the G5 schizo rambling back at least 5 years if it actually lol, and to think that he was probably most excited to post all this bullshit about G5 everyday that he was in jail.
Ammyterasu said:
I wonder if Chris saw the mention and his rant being featured before they got taken down. Coincidence or not, he replied to another Equestria Daily post:
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God God, you can tell how much his retard brain thoughtlessly soaked up the language and mannerisms of his parents in his "StupidSoviet" related Xeets.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Counterpoint: When Chris was growing up, the Soviet Union was still a thing, and wouldn't be abolished until 1991.

Which happens to be the same year that the alleged incidents went down at Nathanel Green Elementary, when the 'tism truly started to surface. Combined with how Bob almost certainly always called the Russians the Soviets, it could just be a matter of upbringing that just had no reason to surface until now.
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Alternatively, the Soviets are the reason Chris is retarded, and I choose to believe.
 
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