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Glassshardballpit said:
What you have to understand about Chris is that he is a very boring and very unoriginal person.

Now things happen to him and/or he does things that are wild or even interesting.

But Chris himself is not an interesting person.

He doesn't have a good sense of humor, money, good looks or charm. He's not even offbeat in an endearing way like some people can be.

He's just a retarded, incestual country bumpkin and that's all he's ever been.

Well the incest more recently but you get the idea.
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Now that I think about it, has he ever created anything that wasn't based on some pre-existing IP or real life person?
I guess you could argue Natesirhc but he's just the bland "self insert inversion" trope.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
He hasn't done anything interesting lately, but he was seen at a Sheetz a few days ago.

Redditors have dug up a Fetlife account from 2016 called cwclypristine, and they are discussing whether it is fake or not.


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The photos posted there are not new (but we know Chris is lazy) and the video mentioned must be the Stephanie Bustcakes one, which was already discovered months before getting uploaded there. "I like making those close to me emotionally happy" is a line he already used on other profiles (like his OkCupid). The "pristine" in the screen name sounds like the Ebay account Chris created in June 2015, "pristinechristine1982".

That said, even if all the info I see on those screenshots were previously avaiable, I think there's a very good chance that was really made by Chris. October 1st 2015 (the date under the Wonder Woman shirt photo) to August 15th 2016 is a long time to keep a troll joke alive, with no payoff. And we know Chris liked to keep his dating accounts as secret as possible, because trolls would make tons of fake profiles.

I wish we could see more of his activity but I don't want to make an account there.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Goddamn motherfuck what is that God!!!

Motherfucker holds an art contest and can't draw worth vomit.

His literal shit has more credence. I'm sorry but I thought I was desensitized to Chris. Fucking God this is awful.
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Chris has always been a dick when it comes to fan art people send him and art in general. Like the time he threw a temper tantrum at his grade because his art didn't win any awards. Chris is so jealous of the fact that his fan's have more talent in their fingers than he does in his whole body. If someone sent me fan art of something I created I'd be a whole hell of a lot more grateful than Chris is I can tell you that. I refuse to call Chris and artist because of his complete lack of respect for art that wasn't made by himself. Apologies for my ranting but Chris's behavior when it comes to others artistic expression really ticks me off
 
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Gentlemen. This is an emergency.
In about half an hour, GalaxyCon Richmond will start.
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if you have any doubts about Chris being here...I shall show you these.
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This includes Tara Strong, Chris's beloved Twilight actress, Blue from Blues Clues, the original voice for Sonic, the original voice of Optimus Prime, shit ton of the cast of both ATHF and Hazbin Hotel, OG Mario VA, Uncle fucking Ruckus, Broly and more.

This is an emergency. All forces on the lookout for Chris on the event. This might be as big as Chris's shit after Taco Bell.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This includes Tara Strong, Chris's beloved Twilight actress, Blue from Blues Clues, the original voice for Sonic, the original voice of Optimus Prime, shit ton of the cast of both ATHF and Hazbin Hotel, OG Mario VA, Uncle fucking Ruckus, Broly and more.
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Weeb and tokusatsu sperg moment sorry in advanced. As much as I love Johnny Yong Bosch as both an actor and a voice actor I have mixed feelings on him as Broly. I think Vic was better in general but on some level think Johnny does kinda fit DBS Broly a bit better if that makes sense. It would be better to mention him as Adam from Power Rangers given that Chris has referenced the franchise in the past and Adam isn't a no name character, he might be the second Black Ranger but he continued to play a role in the series part way into Turbo as the Green Ranger in both Zeo and it, and Johnny has reprised the role in person on several occasions such as crossover specials and even voiced Adam when his Ninja outfit from the MMPR movie was added as a DLC character in Battle for the Grid, a kinda actually goodish Power Rangers fighting game.

Sperging over, that said why the fuck do they list the chick from Hazbin Hotel twice?


Ammyterasu said:
I'm manifesting Urkel beating Chris up.
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Seconding this. Or at least Johnny going White/Hollow Ichigo on him.
 
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Now hold on we have no confirmation Chris is going at all does he even know this con is a thing? And if he does...I'd ask would he be stupid enough to try and go after what happened last time...then I remembered who this is were talking about.

Still you can't speculate on something on the off chance Chris would be involved just cause it's within his neck of the woods.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Now hold on we have no confirmation Chris is going at all does he even know this con is a thing? And if he does...I'd ask would he be stupid enough to try and go after what happened last time...then I remembered who this is were talking about.

Still you can't speculate on something on the off chance Chris would be involved just cause it's within his neck of the woods.
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This is why I want people to report on it. If he doesn't show up, no biggie. But if he does...
Keep in mind that Chris went to Animate! Ralleigh to meet uo with several of the VA's, not for the other convention shit.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Gentlemen. This is an emergency.
In about half an hour, GalaxyCon Richmond will start.
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if you have any doubts about Chris being here...I shall show you these.
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This includes Tara Strong, Chris's beloved Twilight actress, Blue from Blues Clues, the original voice for Sonic, the original voice of Optimus Prime, shit ton of the cast of both ATHF and Hazbin Hotel, OG Mario VA, Uncle fucking Ruckus, Broly and more.

This is an emergency. All forces on the lookout for Chris on the event. This might be as big as Chris's shit after Taco Bell.
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TARA DAWLING!

Run.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This is why I want people to report on it. If he doesn't show up, no biggie. But if he does...
Keep in mind that Chris went to Animate! Ralleigh to meet uo with several of the VA's, not for the other convention shit.
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Right, just don't approach him, speak to him or harass him. Document ONLY.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Gentlemen. This is an emergency.
In about half an hour, GalaxyCon Richmond will start.
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if you have any doubts about Chris being here...I shall show you these.
View attachment 5818196View attachment 5818197View attachment 5818198View attachment 5818199View attachment 5818200View attachment 5818201View attachment 5818204
This includes Tara Strong, Chris's beloved Twilight actress, Blue from Blues Clues, the original voice for Sonic, the original voice of Optimus Prime, shit ton of the cast of both ATHF and Hazbin Hotel, OG Mario VA, Uncle fucking Ruckus, Broly and more.

This is an emergency. All forces on the lookout for Chris on the event. This might be as big as Chris's shit after Taco Bell.
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I don't think I've ever realized that Blue from Blues Clues was actually voiced by somebody. Makes sense but that weirds me out.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I don't think I've ever realized that Blue from Blues Clues was actually voiced by somebody. Makes sense but that weirds me out.
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I was way too old for Blue’s Clues when it came out (I have younger siblings though) and I thought all Blue did was bark, no talking. Figured they just got Frank Welker to bark a couple times and called it a day.

Regardless, I hope lardass shows up in this stream and Urkel tells him off.
 
I just got the intrusive thought that if someone spots Chris at that convention I should call the RPD and tell them he has a bomb.
I won't do it for obvious reasons
Anyway, what will Chris do to get kicked out this time
Leave your bets below
 
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