Containment Random Chris Updates

[Baraka Obama]

I tracked the amount of subs and money he had gotten during the livestream.
I have no idea how much the subs are worth, but there were whopping 75.
In terms of money, Chris has earned a total of:
- $214,83
- $9,99 australian
- $17 canadian
- 2 euros
- 2 pounds
In total, that's $238,80 american.
While not the level that Chris once had, it is still higher than the most recent streams, despite being only half the length.
Well, Paypal also takes a cut of that, but I never used that for the older streams I DID check anyway.

Dude that's like 3 lego kits.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Dude that's like 3 lego kits.

Nah, it ain't enough.
That being said, Chris isn't into Lego anymore.
People like to meme about it a lot, but nowadays it's Transformers figures and Minecraft.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I tracked the amount of subs and money he had gotten during the livestream.
I have no idea how much the subs are worth, but there were whopping 75.
In terms of money, Chris has earned a total of:
- $214,83
- $9,99 australian
- $17 canadian
- 2 euros
- 2 pounds
In total, that's $238,80 american.
While not the level that Chris once had, it is still higher than the most recent streams, despite being only half the length.
Well, Paypal also takes a cut of that, but I never used that for the older streams I DID check anyway.

The Etsy store made about $1600
This week. Can get a solid number as some items were restocked.

Some idiot bought an art commission, I hope they don't get it. I'm hoping a Mr Smith part 2.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

seems Kamila has the mother rapist vote down, but will it succeed like Biden's gambit with the undead vote?

 

[King Kiwi]

Excuse me, Chris is still going to visit his mother?

And he recently said that life has been good for him lately?

And we haven't seen Flutter in a while?

AND Chris doesn't really talk to anyone that gives us details about what he's actually up to?

Oh yeah, he's definitely up to his old tricks.

Wtf does anyone care about Kamala Harris. She's not going to win anyways. I'm more concerned about Chris's mother.

 

[185405]

Excuse me, Chris is still going to visit his mother?

And he recently said that life has been good for him lately?

And we haven't seen Flutter in a while?

AND Chris doesn't really talk to anyone that gives us details about what he's actually up to?

Oh yeah, he's definitely up to his old tricks.

Wtf does anyone care about Kamala Harris. She's not going to win anyways. I'm more concerned about Chris's mother.

Why are you concerned? She craves Chris chan's duck.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

how derpy and tardy she looks

Looks like a projection of that lolcow's lack of intelligence.

And of course "Honor Roll" supports Harris. The question is, will he REEE at "Pmurt" again if Harris loses?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I do not expect Trump to win
This will cheer Chris up, perhaps give us some more content.
Regardless of what you think about it, Trump is tanking everywhere and losing in votes.

As for the Barb situation, it's possible, but we know too little to make assertions. For all we know, this was just one of his monthly visits.

 

[Male Idiot]

Maybe Flutter is recovering after a lot of bent duck.

Also Kamala looks like a white man instead of a pajeet woman. Kek.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Excuse me, Chris is still going to visit his mother?

And he recently said that life has been good for him lately?

And we haven't seen Flutter in a while?

AND Chris doesn't really talk to anyone that gives us details about what he's actually up to?

Oh yeah, he's definitely up to his old tricks.

Wtf does anyone care about Kamala Harris. She's not going to win anyways. I'm more concerned about Chris's mother.

The only thing people can say is that Heilberg "warned Chris" about doing anything, as if that's ever stopped him in the past.

 

[King Kiwi]

I do not expect Trump to win
This will cheer Chris up, perhaps give us some more content.
Regardless of what you think about it, Trump is tanking everywhere and losing in votes.

As for the Barb situation, it's possible, but we know too little to make assertions. For all we know, this was just one of his monthly visits.

So we may get a woman president. That's something.

Also, is it just me or does Barbara look like she may need help?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He is balding real bad.

To be fair, people have been saying that about Chris since pretty much day 1.

His trooning out could have had the side effect of stopping his balding by killing most of his testosterone, so there is a chance he might keep that stringy mop until he croaks.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

So we may get a woman president. That's something.

Also, is it just me or does Barbara look like she may need help?

I am looking at trending on Twitter and they only have one argument, saying the debate was rigged.
Where have I heard that one before...

Barbara definitely has help, which was even seen once by a sighter. Whether that's her family or a caretaker, I have no idea. She doesn't live alone, that's for sure.

 

[Xev]

Where was the funny? He had no commentary during the debate and the only good thing was when he said he would try eating dog if it was offered or whatever.

 

[King Kiwi]

I am looking at trending on Twitter and they only have one argument, saying the debate was rigged.
Where have I heard that one before...

Barbara definitely has help, which was even seen once by a sighter. Whether that's her family or a caretaker, I have no idea. She doesn't live alone, that's for sure.

Of course she doesn't live alone Chris is back.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Of course she doesn't live alone Chris is back.

God fucking damn it. No, he isn't. He streamed from the Praetorium. Chris visits her once per months, goes shopping out with her and whatever around the 8th, and Barb's family would most likely kill him if he tried to live there and bury his body under the overgrown altar. Christory is dead because the farmers believe in more conspiracy theories than Elon Musk.

 

[Holden Cox]

God fucking damn it. No, he isn't. He streamed from the Praetorium. Chris visits her once per months, goes shopping out with her and whatever around the 8th, and Barb's family would most likely kill him if he tried to live there and bury his body under the overgrown altar. Christory is dead because the farmers believe in more conspiracy theories than Elon Musk.

Christory is dead because Caden keeps him sedated. He's like an orca in SeaWorld, he must be set free.

 

[Male Idiot]

Christory is dead because Caden keeps him sedated. He's like an orca in SeaWorld, he must be set free.

And lo said autistic Moseschu : Set my spergs free!

Once a month conjugal visits to Barbiechu.

 

[D is for Stupid]

The only thing people can say is that Heilberg "warned Chris" about doing anything, as if that's ever stopped him in the past.

The main difference is that Chris is sedated somehow. If he behaved like this from the beginning we would not have our lolcow. Maybe we wouldn't be here.

I think he got scared. He didn't learn, he still wants to act like a shit head but he's scared to right now.

 

[Ammyterasu]

the only good thing was when he said he would try eating dog if it was offered or whatever.

wtf I thought the other poster was joking about it lol. Reminder that Chris could also fuck a dog if it was a collie or similar.