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Rupin said:
Thankfully that was never on video. Some of the other stuff like him slapping his was only seen by certain people and never released to the public.
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Minor correction, the trolls expected Chris to record the whole thing, which he hadn't. Therefore, it's forever lost to time in the visual form.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
He might not tell a man about someone talking to him but he'll sure tell a woman, and he'll always listen to a woman.
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The female element is 100% in play all the time with Chris. Jessica Quinn was the one and only time he actively chose male trolls over a female and that was after multiple trolling opps and the Idea Guys had an iron grip on him. Think about the sagas Chris didn’t want to end. Megan kept getting brought back up unprompted, same with the Teen Troon Squad for a hot second before Praetor stepped in
 
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StMaryPiper said:
The female element is 100% in play all the time with Chris. Jessica Quinn was the one and only time he actively chose male trolls over a female and that was after multiple trolling opps and the Idea Guys had an iron grip on him. Think about the sagas Chris didn’t want to end. Megan kept getting brought back up unprompted, same with the Teen Troon Squad for a hot second before Praetor stepped in
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If you consider TTS as all female, then not really, because The Guard Dogs actively persuaded Chris from them. It does work out if you go with their gender identities, which no one does on the Farms. He also was attached to Sockness for a bit until Sockness tried stalking him, and that is despite both MKRNightVee and Annabel/Cabell being in the spotlight at the time.

Besides, Caden is the only thing keeping Chris alive rn, since he rents out the place from him, is reliant on him for income and genuinely has no one else remaining. If you consider Flutter a Praetor, Chris can lose a ton of money if he betrays him in favor of her and it might even cause serious infighting. If you don't, it makes a lot of sense since she seems to have a capacity for taking care of him the same way Caden does, including smuggling him out of the US. I doubt a troll would go as far as she does though.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Besides, Caden is the only thing keeping Chris alive rn, since he rents out the place from him, is reliant on him for income and genuinely has no one else remaining. If you consider Flutter a Praetor, Chris can lose a ton of money if he betrays him in favor of her and it might even cause serious infighting. If you don't, it makes a lot of sense since she seems to have a capacity for taking care of him the same way Caden does, including smuggling him out of the US. I doubt a troll would go as far as she does though.
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Flutter’s biggest appeal to a lazy slob like Chris is that she is Finnish even if he doesn’t know it yet. Those north Euro welfare programs are the best in the world. If Chris gets any type of Finalnd citizenship that could be endgame.
 
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StMaryPiper said:
Flutter’s biggest appeal to a lazy slob like Chris is that she is Finnish even if he doesn’t know it yet. Those north Euro welfare programs are the best in the world. If Chris gets any type of Finalnd citizenship that could be endgame.
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So you think the Finnish government might be paying for her to come to the US?

Well, I suppose anything is possible. The US is not going to pay for Chris to go to Finland unless it's where his tard bux are going these days.
 
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Some faggot on Reddit went to 14BLC and it appears that weens are now actively trespassing for updoots:
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OP deleted their entire profile shortly after but his account name is visible in the first above image. Comments were divided between condemning and defending OP
 
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Rogowski said:
Some faggot on Reddit went to 14BLC and it appears that weens are now actively trespassing for updoots:
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OP deleted their entire profile shortly after but his account name is visible in the first above image. Comments were divided between condemning and defending OP
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Can't people just stay off the property?

Poor Patti. I suppose that's a pretty sturdy dog house though and if someone isn't used to heavy-lifting it could be rather hard to lift.

Our dogs pretty solid dog houses too like this one with maybe a little more insulation and it must have just been a common thing back and say the '80s and '90s.

I'm not sure what they do these days but the last time I had a dog they had those dinky plastic igloos.

I'll give the Chandlers that they gave their dog a decent shelter.

Better than some.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Can't people just stay off the property?

Poor Patti. I suppose that's a pretty sturdy dog house though and if someone isn't used to heavy-lifting it could be rather hard to lift.

Our dogs pretty solid dog houses too like this one with maybe a little more insulation and it must have just been a common thing back and say the '80s and '90s.

I'm not sure what they do these days but the last time I had a dog they had those dinky plastic igloos.

I'll give the Chandlers that they gave their dog a decent shelter.

Better than some.
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I mean, of course it was, That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons. It was very heavy! It was wood and plastic!
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Crosspost from the Flutter thread, also here because the sightings thread doesn't seem very lively nowadays.

One thing I might add is the absolute comedy and almost artistic prowess of Chris's face in this one.
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I'd been away from my christotian duties for far too long. He looks like he's stretching his face to show a row of monster teeth what are those? Bugles? Like...unintentional or not how does one show up in a photo looking like some inhuman eldritch horror stuffing it's maw? And fir that matter how can flutter stand to be anywhere near him? He's forty plus and looks much older,, and he eats like a pig.


And while he eats it makes him look like one of those novelty lenticular halloween decorations. The kind that look normal one second then turn into something hideous when you look at it from another angle.
 
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Bit late, do not follow Chris's likes that much anymore, but I went on Bluesky to check up on Chris's likes using a Graysky client as I haven't done it in a while, mostly because I saw little activity there compared to Twitter, and...uhhh
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I knew Chris followed this trans furry for a while now, at least a year or so, but I didn't think he'd be watching a video comparing Bad Dragon dildos to Sin & Saint dildos.
I wonder if he's interested in the Bad Dragons.
Is Flutter pegging him with XL Chance Flared?
 
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