Containment Random Chris Updates

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Fun fact, just learned that...
There's a motherfucking Lego factory being built in Richmond, VA. If Chris still lived in Ruckersville, he'd have it next door.
It was all Bella's idea! Along with trying to put him in jail and accuse him of pedophilia, she wanted to give him the extra kick in the balls by having her glowie parents build the factory when he moved!
 
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Speak of the devil...


Considering he's in Finland now more than in the US...
As starved as we are for content, I could not be less interested in Chris babbling about his shoddy custom painted toys. I still gave this one a chance and had to tap out at just 0:27 at that little fanfare he does, out of sheer second-hand embarrassment. Fuck that high-pitched screeching he likes to do, makes me want to hit his stupid face with a shovel to shut him up.
 
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