Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Null doesn't like posting about CWC, the person who made him big on the Internet.

Unless it's about Chris rambling at Animate! Raleigh or unproven pieces of info (like the Flutter's pregnancy, which was based around a comment of Chris on a livestream unsupported by any other piece of info and later debunked).

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Null doesn't like posting about CWC, the person who made him big on the Internet.

Null isn’t the only one who does features.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Null doesn't like posting about CWC, the person who made him big on the Internet.

He's jealous that Flutter gets all of Chris's attention now. "CPU Goddess, notice me!" he says as he gorges on European cheeses.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

He's jealous that Flutter gets all of Chris's attention now. "CPU Goddess, notice me!" he says as he gorges on European cheeses.

For sale: $900 care package, never opened.

 

[krack]

how the fuck are these two financing being in Virginia or Finland every two months?? also crazy how consistently together they are now

selling drugs along with bob's other collections

 

[neger psykolog]

I didn't know Chris Chan lived in my city until I saw him (her?) at my local Walmart today. Shocked the hell out of me. He had a lady with him but they were both very quiet.

I'm stunned someone I've argued with in the DSP subforum randomly stumbled upon the most esoteric chrischan lore.

Good job but amazing how small the world is sometimes.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I’m genuinely shocked that the flutter face reveal didn’t get a site feature. It’s a big deal.

Well, we already had pictures of her face. Most of them blurry as hell or with her face concealed by Chris or other things, with only the hair and small size giving her away.

Before these were the most useful pics:

(upscaled and zoomed in)



Those gave us a good idea of her face but yeah, they don't hold a candle to the new one which is ID worthy.

 

[King Kiwi]

Well, we already had pictures of her face. Most of them blurry as hell or with her face concealed by Chris or other things, with only the hair and small size giving her away.

Before these were the most useful pics:
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(upscaled and zoomed in)

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Those gave us a good idea of her face but yeah, they don't hold a candle to the new one which is ID worthy.

God that blue purse is about 9 years out of fashion. I used to have a red one and a zebra print one.

Even Pablo puccinelli wouldn't come near this frizball, she'd break his brush and his wrist.

 

[Kirby]

I’m genuinely shocked that the flutter face reveal didn’t get a site feature. It’s a big deal.

Though I’m also glad to keep the thread tourist free for a while. We can do without 20+ pages of thunderdome a&n people lamenting about muh troons

Null doesn't like posting about CWC, the person who made him big on the Internet.

feature what? chris fucked his mom 5 years ago and hasnt done anything of note since then outside of do incredibly boring streams on youtube.

once we saw the cabbage patch picture of her it was obvious that it was just two developmentally challenged people dating each other, so there is nothing noteworthy about her at this point.

maybe if a man in a pickle suit is seen taking flutter away or if a demon child pops out of her womb then maybe we can highlight it

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

feature what? chris fucked his mom 5 years ago and hasnt done anything of note since then outside of do incredibly boring streams on youtube.

once we saw the cabbage patch picture of her it was obvious that it was just two developmentally challenged people dating each other, so there is nothing noteworthy about her at this point.

maybe if a man in a pickle suit is seen taking flutter away or if a demon child pops out of her womb then maybe we can highlight it

Since I got on this website (around November of 2023 there's been featured posts for:
- Chris's Animate Raleigh ATHF spergrout
- Chris being spotted in Finland
- Pregnancy rumor
- A random guy with a Chris Chan banner at a WWE event getting doxxed
So there's been several big things featured, I think the biggest one is Chris regularly going to Finland now.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Since I got on this website (around November of 2023 there's been featured posts for:
- Chris's Animate Raleigh ATHF spergrout
- Chris being spotted in Finland
- Pregnancy rumor
- A random guy with a Chris Chan banner at a WWE event getting doxxed
So there's been several big things featured, I think the biggest one is Chris regularly going to Finland now.

iirc this gem was featured as well, Chris' email after getting banned from BABScon which was then framed and shown at the convention.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

iirc this gem was featured as well, Chris' email after getting banned from BABScon which was then framed and shown at the convention.
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Ah, the Pegasisters of the Brony Community. Good shit.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

maybe if a man in a pickle suit is seen taking flutter away or if a demon child pops out of her womb then maybe we can highlight it

was chris even on hormones? the demon child scenario may still be possible

 

[James Brown]

iirc this gem was featured as well, Chris' email after getting banned from BABScon which was then framed and shown at the convention.
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the amount of @aol accounts on that chain is just kino

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The way he wrote this reminds me of when he tried to do that list of "back-talkers".

In the delirious delusions of "Chris Chan", the message works and everyone magically stops criticizing him, and the "brony" conventions unban him. It's about as realistic as back when he wanted to win that rap contest: he thought he would win, and then Megan would fall in love with him... and then lost it and REEd when Stackhouse rightfully won.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

I was watching videos on the “Steamed Hams” meme, and I was surprised to see a comment from Chris.

It should be included in the “List of Chris's comments on YouTube” page on Cwcki.

https://youtu.be/8EWUY-MJt9A

 

[Black Yoshi]

I was watching videos on the “Steamed Hams” meme, and I was surprised to see a comment from Chris.

It should be included in the “List of Chris's comments on YouTube” page on Cwcki.

https://youtu.be/8EWUY-MJt9A

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4 years and we all missed it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I was watching videos on the “Steamed Hams” meme, and I was surprised to see a comment from Chris.

It should be included in the “List of Chris's comments on YouTube” page on Cwcki.

https://youtu.be/8EWUY-MJt9A

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Newly uncovered Chris Chan content?
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
In this part of Youtube?
Localised entirely within that video's comment section?

 

[Ga1v5]

I think nu

Well, we already had pictures of her face. Most of them blurry as hell or with her face concealed by Chris or other things, with only the hair and small size giving her away.

Before these were the most useful pics:
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(upscaled and zoomed in)

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Those gave us a good idea of her face but yeah, they don't hold a candle to the new one which is ID worthy.

I think null is genuinely ass blasted that chris cut him off

 

[Queen Metalia]

g-guys... hes alive (vid isnt late this was taken 12 hours ago)
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If Chris had died the weens, trolls, and historians following him would have known by now.

I’m genuinely shocked that the flutter face reveal didn’t get a site feature. It’s a big deal.

Though I’m also glad to keep the thread tourist free for a while. We can do without 20+ pages of thunderdome a&n people lamenting about muh troons

I was expecting a Flutter's face reveal to become a featured post to. She's got a feature when we all thought Chris had finally conceived his true and honest daughter. Why not now?