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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
He's been spotted in Valley View Mall there a year ago, also with Flutter.

Since Chris has a vinyl player in his room in a Barnes & Noble bag, I suspect it's mostly Flutter who's interested in shopping there.
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Right I think they went there last year to see Inside Out 2 and then go to Chick-fil-A's.
 
King Kiwi said:
Right I think they went there last year to see Inside Out 2 and then go to Chick-fil-A's.
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...that was River Ridge Mall, on June 30th...
The sighting at Valley View Mall was the one from I believe August 19th, where multiple people spotted Chris and Flutter, with a ton of pictures being posted of them.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
...that was River Ridge Mall, on June 30th...
The sighting at Valley View Mall was the one from I believe August 19th, where multiple people spotted Chris and Flutter, with a ton of pictures being posted of them.
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It's also interesting that Flutter hasn't been sighted with Chris on camera the last two times.

She probably gave them the Care Bear stare and they snapped a quick pic before running away screaming. Would explain the blurry quality.

Or staged of course.

I'm just so sorry I'm just laughing I can't fucking take it Care Bear stare sometimes I love my fucking life. That's fucking funny. God fuck flutter sucks she's the only thing keeping this shit alive despite her being the unholy offspring of unfunny she ironically IS funny ...ehhh sometimes.
 
King Kiwi said:
It's also interesting that Flutter hasn't been sighted with Chris on camera the last two times.

She probably gave them the Care Bear stare and they snapped a quick pic before running away screaming. Would explain the blurry quality.

Or staged of course.

I'm just so sorry I'm just laughing I can't fucking take it Care Bear stare sometimes I love my fucking life. That's fucking funny. God fuck flutter sucks she's the only thing keeping this shit alive despite her being the unholy offspring of unfunny she ironically IS funny ...ehhh sometimes.
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I wish Flutter's like everything else in Chris's life would turn to shit already and end this boring saga once and for all.
 
King Kiwi said:
It's also interesting that Flutter hasn't been sighted with Chris on camera the last two times.

She probably gave them the Care Bear stare and they snapped a quick pic before running away screaming. Would explain the blurry quality.

Or staged of course.

I'm just so sorry I'm just laughing I can't fucking take it Care Bear stare sometimes I love my fucking life. That's fucking funny. God fuck flutter sucks she's the only thing keeping this shit alive despite her being the unholy offspring of unfunny she ironically IS funny ...ehhh sometimes.
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It certainly is extremely telling how she actively keeps a lookout when they're out and even will intervene if someone politely walks up to engage with Chris. That is not "I'm with the love of my life." type behavior, that is "I don't want people to associate me with this fucking retard" behavior.
 
King Metalia said:
I wish Flutter's like everything else in Chris's life would turn to shit already and end this boring saga once and for all
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Boring still sells and Chris's commercialized now.

Why should he care if he's not interesting anymore? Besides the trips to Finland and the mystery of Flutter. He was never doing the stunts for our entertainment he was doing them because he didn't either get what he wanted or someone else was controlling him.
 
King Kiwi said:
Boring still sells and Chris's commercialized now.

Why should he care if he's not interesting anymore? Besides the trips to Finland and the mystery of Flutter. He was never doing the stunts for our entertainment he was doing them because he didn't either get what he wanted or someone else was controlling him.
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I guess it has something to do with sales. Caden was making bank on Chris stuff, and if he's suddenly not, then there's a drop in how profitable Chris is. If that happens, Caden will eventually have to cut ties. For example, Chris stated how the money and tips he was receiving for his livestreams went to "rent" for Caden. He hasn't done a stream in a long time, so that's money Caden isn't getting.

On the flipside, if the Etsy store is some sort of laundering operation as some have speculated, if Chris isn't interesting, then it would be difficult to justify having thousands of sales on there.
 
Etsy sales have definitely gone down. That’s why I think the whole “Caden is exploiting Chris for money” thing is becoming less and less realistic. All we even get out of Chris anymore is a shitty prerecorded weekly Transformers video and the occasional tweet.
 
How "Honor Roll" thinks he sounds:

"We can a priori and prior to all given objects have a knowledge of those conditions on which alone experience of them is possible, but never of the laws to which things may in themselves be subject without reference to possible experience."

How "Honor Roll" really sounds:

"Uhh duhh; Ponies; Herp derp; individual Perceptions; Adultry; hurr Durrr; Transformers; Derp Herp; da Merge; uhh; among Which; Duhhh... I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
 
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The channel "Nation of Pickleman", known by the Pickle Man message video, was hijacked by Koreans(?). Something weird is happening to Youtube, it's the second channel with years without uploaded videos that I've seen this sort of thing happening. What's going on?
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AfroMegan said:
The channel "Nation of Pickleman", known by the Pickle Man message video, was hijacked by Koreans(?). Something weird is happening to Youtube, it's the second channel with years without uploaded videos that I've seen this sort of thing happening. What's going on?
@Marvin
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It's okay, I've got their mugshot.
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I can't even stand to look at it!
Those fucking glasses!
They're a FREAK!
 
AfroMegan said:
The channel "Nation of Pickleman", known by the Pickle Man message video, was hijacked by Koreans(?). Something weird is happening to Youtube, it's the second channel with years without uploaded videos that I've seen this sort of thing happening. What's going on?
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They were so desperate for classic Chris content look what they're willing to do.
 
I wonder if Chris actually wants to do these or if Caden makes him do it to have content of some kind.

The only one who's shown any real heavy disapproval about the only other "content" is Flutter and it's not like Chris ever mentions her thoughts or feelings about anything.

Chris committed the most heinous crimes known to man... And now he has a life he was wanted.

Galpal, a place away from his mother, unlimited time with toys and marketing Sonichu which someone else takes care of anyways, his own website and a place where he can ramble about his feelings, near-total immunity to the trolls...

Teflon tard everybody.

I don't know if Chris won, but if this is what losing looks like I guess we've come full circle.
 
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