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Fishnumm said:
HE LOOKS FUCKING 60 NOW holy fuck
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Dude's got negative aura. His facial expression reads like he just got back from Flutter's funeral, not attempting to monetize his personal branding.

The photo is 100% an autistic dude who has been convinced to try something because it might make money but he doesn't like it much and is really uneasy about how it's going to turn out. Literally too autistic to fake happiness for the money.
 
Caligura said:
Support a small business like 69hats instead of nu-Chris.
At least this shit is hand-sown (from what I can read off the description)...
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>Hand sewn
>Made in China
Lol

Still just leeching off his popularity, the money not going to "he who shall not be named (who I'm making money off of)" is nothing more than virtue signaling
And the little Sonichu image on the tit, you had to make it as conspicuous as possible like those awful Disney princess halloween costume that have the princess's face slapped in the middle of the dress
 
Caligura said:
Support a small business like 69hats instead of nu-Chris.
At least this shit is hand-sown (from what I can read off the description)...
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That's a fine sweater, and I'ma let you finish, but true and honest fans will know that The Classic was a rugby shirt (i.e., a long-sleeved collared shirt with 3 buttons) -- not a crewneck sweater. This may be an homage, but it is not a replica. Also, Sonichu's pupil-less eyes are freaky.

It's interesting that Chris is now selling CD copies (does anyone even own a CD player anymore?) of his Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album. I really wish I could tell what was going on behind those dead eyes of his. I get the feeling he is not embracing all this and is being coerced into doing it (partially because I don't think Chris has any idea how to go about getting shirts mass produced for sale). On the other hand, he has wanted to be famous his entire life. Maybe he's finally realizing that being infamous is as close as he's going to get, and he's just leaning into that.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
That's a fine sweater, and I'ma let you finish, but true and honest fans will know that The Classic was a rugby shirt (i.e., a long-sleeved collared shirt with 3 buttons) -- not a crewneck sweater. This may be an homage, but it is not a replica. Also, Sonichu's pupil-less eyes are freaky.

It's interesting that Chris is now selling CD copies (does anyone even own a CD player anymore?) of his Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album. I really wish I could tell what was going on behind those dead eyes of his. I get the feeling he is not embracing all this and is being coerced into doing it (partially because I don't think Chris has any idea how to go about getting shirts mass produced for sale). On the other hand, he has wanted to be famous his entire life. Maybe he's finally realizing that being infamous is as close as he's going to get, and he's just leaning into that.
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Wasn't Chris' original classic shirt just a brand name number by some well known company, owning an authentic replica would just mean owning the same shirt by the same maker
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
Wasn't Chris' original classic shirt just a brand name number by some well known company, owning an authentic replica would just mean owning the same shirt by the same maker
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Ralph Lauren. I think it was their Chaps sub-brand, sold at Kohl's. Probably fairly mass-produced. A lot of people probably had copies at the time without even realizing it and subsequently forgot about them.
 

Yeah this is so stupid. We had access to the og music for years and the asshole released the new songs not that long ago. Nobody wants this $30 of trash. They want medallions and to be able to scream julay. Caden is retarded.


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There's new art on the Etsy. And there's a Christine sonichu









Sorry just not by a computer now.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
Ralph Lauren. I think it was their Chaps sub-brand, sold at Kohl's.
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I definitely had a couple of those Chaps sub-brands. They weren't the kind of thing that lasted forever though. They weren't mostly a really bad thing to buy for teenage boys rapidly aging out of anything you bought them, though.
 
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