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Four bent dicks trying to find their way into an anus.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Four bent dicks trying to find their way into an anus.
CoolGuyHitler
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What a good person Chris is. I can't believe doopie rejected a saint like him.
Graffik
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Probably emoji's not displaying right.
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Well atleast he didn't ebeg for funds to send the books then waste it on legos....yet
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That's his way of saying you're fucked
CoolGuyHitler
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Anyone expecting to receive the things they bought from Chris is an idiot.
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I guess Chris got carried away with his empathy again!! I'm sure his Patrons are sooooo glad that he got to go to BronyCon instead of getting the shit they paid him for.
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I don't think you can really defraud your customers and then declare on their behalf that it was "worth it" because you got to ponce around for a weekend with a dick on your head. I don't think it works like that.
I'm guessing that fucking blushing emoji will be in there somewhere.
See, I would consider buying Chris' books, because the guy has given me years of entertainment, and technically producing his comics is working for his donations. But I'm not going to, because he is guaranteed to pull shit like this every single time. He never, ever learns. What's going to happen now is someone's going to complain, he'll get all stressed out and the whole scheme will fall apart once again. See you in another decade, Sonichu.
"I'm doing my part to fight cyberbullying by getting imaginary hedgehogs to electrocute people." I'd love to know how people unaware of Chris interpret it when he comes out with bizarre shit like this. I bet he thinks that picture is Tara endorsing his weird Toontown delusion.
No one important cares about Chris' recolors.
sonichu is dead
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That stuff shows up in emails
That's not how it works, Chris.
If you sell something, you have to physically have it. You can't have it made later, up to months later, given your shitty money management.
So I guess his Patreon is gonna get shut down within the week, because he hasn't made good on his sales.
Also this coming week, he loses his car.
Chris is going to be one pissy bitch.
P.S. What Chris is doing is technically fraud, as you can't sell a product you don't physically own. That's called "back ordering" and you have to be explicit about it.
If the site starts getting complaints, Chris could be in some serious trouble.
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Subconcious Offense
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So the diabetes girl is still luring him with her China.
Does she warrant a CWCki page? She seems to be one of the reasons Chris haunts UVA these days.
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Tl;dr: thanks for paying my way to the PonyFag convention, suckers!
What a selfish, greedy MALE.
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Eh, Patreon doesn't seem to care whether or not any product is actually delivered. He'd have to really fuck up to get in trouble with them.
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His high school gal-pal? Probably not. This is Dana:
She's obsessed with Pokemon. She has an active Twitter account, but I guess she never told Chris about it, and it has over 4,000 tweets about Pokemon and anime. Her other social media accounts are also filled with Pokemon.
Luring? Chris just knows her from Pokemon club and they have a couple other shared interests, like that Lego movie.
Chris goes to UVA because his LGBT groups on FB give him info on events there, like the Pulse memorial or the Love is Love song.
I don't think there's enough info for a wiki page. She is mentioned on the Chris and socialization page, though (partially redacted as Alexa P).
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No one important cares aboutChris' recolors.
Shit I called it.
Poor Tara...
MAKE IT STOP
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Who the fuck pays $60 for a font when if you google around enough you can get practically any of them for free off mediafire or something?
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It is considered good form to pay for the font you use if you are going to publish something using it.
In Chris case he is simply too inept at google fu and simply went with the first link he clicked.
Someone who takes a payday loan to buy a gaming console is not going to bother spending 10min online comparing prices