Containment Random Chris Updates

[Alec Benson Leary]

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Why does he think eating dog food will help a cold?

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

How does he get a cold from never going outside?

There's plenty of germs at Walmart, McDonalds, Sheetz, and El Agave.

 

[Count Olaf]

There's plenty of germs at Walmart, McDonalds, Sheetz, and El Agave.

But there's probably more germs inside his house than all four of them combined.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

'rest for me today'.

You've literally been resting for 20 years, how is today going to be any different?

He thinks he needs money.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is a fan of a TV series called "The Internet Ruined My Life." He followed the show on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

He must be pissed because if anyone deserves to be on that show, it's Chris.

 

[bacterium]

Didn't people suggest to him that he try to get on there? Not that they would take him. Because however they shot it it would seem like they are making fun of an autist...

 

[Tonberry]

I think Chris just likes anything that lets him feed the idea that, if not for those dang evil virtual bullies, right now he'd be living in a mansion, leeching off of his rich, sexy sweetheart and playing with his god-given daughter's toys.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Didn't people suggest to him that he try to get on there? Not that they would take him. Because however they shot it it would seem like they are making fun of an autist...

Honestly, you'd need more than an hour on some low budget reality show to do his story any justice for the average person out there.

I'm talking bringing in Ken Burns and running a twelve week documentary on PBS with whatever budget he deemed necessary.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He must be pissed because if anyone deserves to be on that show, it's Chris.

Too bad they only take trannies that look like real trannies

 

[AnOminous]

Too bad they only take trannies that look like real trannies

They did John Flynt.

 

[TheRollinWonder-]

How does he get a cold from never going outside?

I'm sure there are plenty of germs in that thing's mangina, and from what I heard, that thing drinks its cum.

 

[Postal Dude]

Breaking news: Chris has autism!

 

[ICametoLurk]

wat the fucking fuck

 

[ToroidalBoat]

wat the fucking fuck

Chris has autism!

Better an odd fixation on spelling backwards than macing GameStop employees.

Spoiler: translation

Here's a good excercise for your brain. Spell any words backwards and pronounce them that way. Have fun with that!

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Not the first time, Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.

 

[Lipitor]

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Breaking news: Chris has autism!

Someone is drunk.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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drater

 

[MrsFrizzle]

It's "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" but honestly it's a miracle Chris got anywhere close to getting it right.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Breaking news: Chris has autism!

I somehow knew exactly what he said before actually double checking to see if I was right.
Either I'm unnaturally affluent at catching onto reversed words, or Chris is still as predictable as he's been these past few months.

Eeht rof semoc eh. Erom ecno sesir draoh eht dniheb sklaw ohw eh! ngatf uhcinos! ai! ai! Metot sih rof emit fo diov eht fo tuo semoc eh.