Containment Random Chris Updates

[DonaldJTrump]

Secret message? like maybe he puts the words in some sort discrepancy to send a message, wait nvm, He's too stupid to think of that.

 

[SoneeBoi]

Isn't there a containment thread for random Facebook status updates?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

NOSIRP NI DEPAR DNA DEREDRUM gnitteg diova ot gniyrt si eh nehw siht ekil edoc ni etirw ot deen lliw sirhc

 

[The Lawgiver]

larutannu si ti sa reverof evivrus llahs ti dna, ti emusnoc ot esor hcihw erif eht devivrus metot sih. AI! AI! Ngathf uhcinos bulhs but.

 

[Optimus Prime]

For whom was this translation necessary?

People who wanted to understand just what the fuck the last word was. On first reading, I legit thought that was Chris trying to phonetically type out how to pronounce the sentences he'd written above.

 

[MormonofID]

Ti kaeps uoy od, rekcufrehtom, hsilgne?

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

I got it now, but I was confused for a minute why Chris thinks it's fun to exercise your Brian.

Legitimately thought he was sending a coded message to some guy named Brian when I first read it. Thought a new saga was upon us.

 

[The Dude]

He must be pissed because if anyone deserves to be on that show, it's Chris.

Nah, he doesn't. You know as well as anyone Chris' life was fucked to the nines long before the internet found out about him. Now, if there were a TV show titled "How I Fucked Up My Life and the Internet Poked Fun At Me About It" then Chris would be a shoe in.

The hardest part of this post is trying to figure what wheels spun in Chris' brain to make this seem like "I should post this"

There's only one wheel in Chris brain; it's a hamster wheel and it's occupant has been deceased for a very long time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

cixelsyD era swocloL :ynnarT elttiL yM

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's the only exercise Chris or his brain has gotten in decades

 

[ON 190]

.enitlavO ruoy knird ot erus eB

 

[InTheSidePocket]

It's not like Chris spelling things backwards is new or something...

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Nah, he doesn't. You know as well as anyone Chris' life was fucked to the nines long before the internet found out about him. Now, if there were a TV show titled "How I Fucked Up My Life and the Internet Poked Fun At Me About It" then Chris would be a shoe in.



There's only one wheel in Chris brain; it's a hamster wheel and it's occupant has been deceased for a very long time.

I think of chris's brain as like a bunch of cogs on some machine, but they're not lubricated at all and the machine itself is completely orange-red with rust

 

[The Dude]

The hardest part of this post is trying to figure what wheels spun in Chris' brain to make this seem like "I should post this"

I think of chris's brain as like a bunch of cogs on some machine, but they're not lubricated at all and the machine itself is completely orange-red with rust

Don't forget that those cogs have most of their teeth stripped and chipped.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think of chris's brain as like a bunch of cogs on some machine, but they're not lubricated at all and the machine itself is completely orange-red with rust

They were once lubricated with Fanta, but it went south when Dr. Pepper got involved.

 

[tardwrangler]

yag

 

[DragoonSierra]

A lot of things could be going on here:

• Chris has autism and has absolutely no idea how to make himself popular or liked in anyway. If this is the case, it's not a noble one, he could just be acting out because he wants money and for people to see him as a cute and sexy girl
• Chris could be summoning Cthulu to smithe his enemies and to make him into a gorgeous gal, who everyone loves
• Someone told Chris that if he wanted to be a cute little girl, he had to suck on lead based pain chips like children that live in the projects

 

[Count Olaf]

I think of chris's brain as like a bunch of cogs on some machine, but they're not lubricated at all and the machine itself is completely orange-red with rust

I see at being like a bunch of cogs too, but they're all made from random pieces of half melted lego and bits of Crayola Model Magic Clay, and the entire thing is just slowly falling apart. Most of the cogs are broken or missing, but what few remain spin slowly and shakily with a sputter once in a while or have a weird little wobble to them. And it all sounds like a really rusty, squeaky version of the Everlasting Gobstopper Machine from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

 

[Lysistrata]

.tsitua deniarb-drib etiruovaf ym si sirhC

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Don't forget that those cogs have most of their teeth stripped and chipped.

heh yeah, that machine was neglected