Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tootsie Bear]

Does he think he's still employed by them?

Either that or it must be one hell of a spatula!

 

[bacterium]

Isn't this the same thing he was shilling in his Thanksgiving post?

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Is this the same thing he was shilling in his Thanksgiving post?

Yes, it was the same company he mentioned repeatedly in his Thanksgiving post.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

This might as well be a Cutco Kiwi Farms banner ad with how many people are gonna see this

Chris is actually a great advertiser for them

 

[Eddie Slovik]

Chris' devotion to promoting random crap like Cutco and more recently BigBadToyStore.com is kinda fascinating. Kinda reminds me of the Wesley Willis thing of randomly throwing in advertising slogans at the end of songs.

It's a shame he doesn't show this kind of devotion towards promoting, I dunno, his own goddamn brand...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Reminds me of that #MarmaladeAtMcDonald's thing.

 

[cahoots]

He shared this at 12:45am.

Hopefully he isn't too sleepy for work tomorrow.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Hmm. He posted a picture of a knife after three posts about how his life sucks.

 

[jawsome]

He shared this at 12:45am.

Don't act like you don't lay awake at night thinking about cutlery.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He shared this at 12:45am.

Hopefully he isn't too sleepy for work tomorrow.

Seriously: Look how Tired He is.

I was going to say that only Chris would fall for an obvious pyramid scheme, but that isn't quite true. Only Chris would, however, continue to plug an obvious pyramid scheme, with zero compensation, for over a decade.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Ha, he's always "promoted" things before, despite the companies never asking or paying him to. Remember he repeatedly advertised things like Axe and LittleBigPlanet in Sonichu. Wonder why Cutco of all things, maybe an unfunny ween.

 

[Jack Awful]

I assume Chris thinks plugging companies will make him seem more "legit" (like how ecelebs do sponsored content in their vids/social media posts. If the famous guys do sponsorship deals, he has to as well.) like how he used to put ads for products in Sonichu.
I think he chose Cutco for nostalgia.
Maybe he stumbled on their website and remembered when it actually felt like he was accomplishing something?

 

[m0rnutz]

Hmm. He posted a picture of a knife after three posts about how his life sucks.

Next he gives away his valuables.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Ha, he's always "promoted" things before, despite the companies never asking or paying him to. Remember he repeatedly advertised things like Axe and LittleBigPlanet in Sonichu. Wonder why Cutco of all things, maybe an unfunny ween.

Nah, Chris actually "worked" for Cutco ages ago.

 

[Jack Awful]

Did we ever get info on why he's now plugging cutco specifically?
Feels like nostalgia, but did we get any intel?

 

[thismanlies]

Does he think he's still employed by them?

Depends on whether or not they pay him by the post.

 

[Marvin]

Hmm. He posted a picture of a knife after three posts about how his life sucks.

I betcha this was the knife that he used to cut open his taint.

Edit: Lol @SoneeBoi you tard, I know I was joking here, but y'know Chris actually did use a knife to physically slice a hole in his taint? What makes you think this actually wasn't the knife that did it? It's not that outrageous that he used a cutco knife, y'know...

 

[m0rnutz]

Did we ever get info on why he's now plugging cutco specifically?
Feels like nostalgia, but did we get any intel?

I have a theory, and to keep powerlevel under 9000, I'll be short about it.

In my experience, autists have a one-track mind usually. Chris goes from Sonichu to My Little Pony, then to Transformers, then to Skylanders, back to Transformers, and back to Skylanders. There is no flow, it's all spontaneous. Chris sees something that so much as references some cue in his memory,a and his fixation changes.

He was making thanksgiving, found Cutco. Remembers he "works" for Cutco. Tries selling for Cutco again.

In mere days, it'll be Transformers again.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Updates on the wide world of sonichu are always good. I'll fucking take it. Why haven't these genius trolls just asked Chris to talk about cwcville and expand on the lore?

Now we know that cwcville has an official blade

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What's his angle? He doesn't even sell them anymore.