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Can someone please buy Chris a flatbed scanner.
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- Thread starter Clown Doll
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DarksydeCWC
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You know I have always wanted to see a video of someone meeting Chris and instead of interviewing him or asking him questions, driving him out of state, taking him to dinner and driving him home. I would love to see how he is without having to "perform" and just enjoy something with another human being.
I am not a white knight or apologist I just think it would be a rad thing to see just once. The sad thing is, he probably wouldn't be able to appreciate it because he has been fucked with that many times he probably wouldn't know how to enjoy it, even with the encounters his had with nice people they are still only doing it for views or to run here and post their video so he is still having to be in performance mode, much like a trained animal at the circus
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You're forgetting that the only ponies who can be summoned by the map are the mane six. Starlight Glimmer and Trixie can't, despite now being good guys and friends with the mane six.
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That's actually a really cool art. Chris' comment concerns me, however.
CoolGuyHitler
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Well Chris isnt wrong there. Too bad it's only his reality
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Why is he fixated on Megan from MLP G1? I swear, what the fuck is up with that name and Chris? Has he even mentioned Megan's sister from MLP? Can't remember the name of that character. I actually watched G1 MLP a lot as a kid.
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Well I don't know about the "lore", but Chris has been thinking about Megan Shroeder a lot again lately. Given how he thinks these cartoons are directly communicating to him, he probably sees this as some sort of sign from the universe.
I hope he doesn't ever find out where she lives.
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I don't rate you Dumb. I rate how stupid that is for Chris to believe that. There are many other fucking Megans in the world.
We're going to have to play our cards right and watch our footing before someone attempts to create a "Liquid Megan" out of this.
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"Before"? You can't seriously think there's a named personality in Chris' life that hasn't gotten an attempted Liquid treatment.
Liquid Leonard Bearstein is probably emailing Chris (Null) right now informing him that his name has changed.
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Chris's focus draw is so narrow, it's interesting how he has to compartmentalise real word events to cartoon events in order to make sense of them. It reminds of a crazy evangelical Christian trying to make everything about the bible.
The most interesting thing lately is how in his mind he made Null an FBI/CIA agent, apropos to nothing, as some sort of coping mechanism to "let Null in". Like he desperately wanted to trust Null and give him authority, so he resolved that in his mind by making him a government agent connected to American Dad. It's fucking fascinating.
Seriously, somewhere out there is a behavioral psychologist trying to write their "big break" thesis, and they are missing the fuck out on this gold.
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Chris is hardly "fixated" on the character. He mentioned her on Twitter once.
Congrats on having watched MLP G1 a lot as a kid though, you sound like an absolute lad
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Hirtes just got an erection on how easy this one is..
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Aren't the ones who whack it the most the ones who are more likely to be sex pests, cos you know, higher libido?
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What he needs is to pay off all that fuckin debt but everyone knows LEGOS are way more important
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I have such low expectations for Barb I wouldn’t put it past her to yet again screw Chris over in a fit of greed as soon as she hears the words ‘Large cash settlement’.