Containment Random Chris Updates

[Nigonidas]

I just don't understand how he 100 percent purchased the ball and painted over it himself, then insists otherwise. How does he rationalize that in his head to line up with his beliefs?

Part of going to CWCville is ingesting blackout amounts of valium. He probably doesn't remember painting it and woke up on the floor three days later with it in his hands.

 

[Mason Verger]

I just don't understand how he 100 percent purchased the ball and painted over it himself, then insists otherwise. How does he rationalize that in his head to line up with his beliefs?

He took a knife, and cut open his crotch over the course of many days, then insisted functioning vagina(complete with womb) grew over night.

Also, in the current course of debating whether Chris is crazy or not, how are we not discussing the time he mutilated himself over the belief that he was spontaneously turning into a woman?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

All these years of painting over toys and he hasn't discovered enamel model paint yet? That thing looks like it was painted with feces and Heinz mustard.

Remember, autists don't like change and Chris believes his way of doing shit is the right way.

 

[asperhes]

"Mrs."

He's gonna have to contact the Social Security Administration and get his benefits modified since he's married now. This will also affect his 2018 state and federal tax returns, of course.

 

[Mason Verger]

He's gonna have to contact the Social Security Administration and get his benefits modified since he's married now. This will also affect his 2018 state and federal tax returns, of course.

If his spouse isn't working, or is a magical hedgehog, he can claim them as a dependent.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

If his spouse isn't working, or is a magical hedgehog, he can claim them as a dependent.

I think the Supreme Court is still out on that one, bub.

 

[BScCollateral]

If his spouse isn't working, or is a magical hedgehog, he can claim them as a dependent.

Two spouses, I thought.

 

[CWCissey]

Two spouses, I thought.

Chris doesn't live in Utah, he wouldn't get away with it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris doesn't live in Utah, he wouldn't get away with it.

He has the tard card, he gets away with everything.

 

[CWCissey]

He has the tard card, he gets away with everything.

I doubt the tard card would cover polygamy.

After all, what tard could pull a girl, let alone two or more?

 

[asperhes]

Two spouses, I thought.

Isn't it up to four now?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

"Mrs."

Such a strong and independent lady, keeping his maiden name and everything.

 

[asperhes]

Such a strong and independent lady, keeping his maiden name and everything.

Actually on Twitter he's sometimes given his last name as Sonichu.

 

[Gunslinger]

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Forget CPU Goddesses, Chris clearly is a crypto Mormon.

 

[Mason Verger]

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...
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So he's cheating on all of them with Kun tnugget!

Fucking slut.

 

[Gunslinger]

Harem ending? More like haram ending.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...
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Jesus christ, that idiot is still at it?

 

[BScCollateral]

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...

Ah, thanks. Don't think I'll send a present.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

After all, what tard could pull a girl, let alone two or more?

You haven't met some of my friends..