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Snuckening said:
Is it even worth asking why he decided Snyder's Jewish? Itd be fucking hilarious how big a deal Chris made of that 'Jew' thing, even if it was true, but double-hilarious that its not.
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Bob mentioned that Snyder's either a Jewish name or a German name. Chris focused on the Jewish hypothetical because he watched a lot of South Park.

The former owner of the Game Place was a convicted sex offender, I think he got caught with CP or something. In a similar way to the Snyder is Jewish thing, Chris came to the conclusion that Mike Snyder was also a pedo. I don't think we've ever gotten a more detailed explanation about why he thinks that.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Omg.....my mind is blown. Considering my username you can imagine how this little gem of a post on Reddit brought Chris's famous "freeing the vagina of my soul with binaural beats" saga back to me with a snap. Check this shit: (bold italic emphasis is from me)



I mean seriously. What are the odds on this being a coincidence vs him reading and then taking this article as gospel? Because as far as I know, OPL does not do Reddit. Yet here we are, right down to the fucking binaural beats. :O!! CREEPY!
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I think Chris wrote that Reddit post.
 
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4Macie said:
Chris isn't necessarily a racist.... he's just been raised with the race awareness of a 60 year old... I'm not sure he would date a black woman...but I think he'd be friends with one. And he probably doesn't think he's better than anyone else because he's white. If he thinks he's better than anyone else it's because of Sonichu.
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Yeah, nah... I don't buy the "Chris totes has no issues with black people" thing tbh. I'm not sure what else "having the race awareness of a 60yo" means if it doesn't mean "he kinda sorta has a teeny bit of a problem with the blacks...." Not saying that he automatically hates every single black person ever, no doubt he's met some "good ones", "had a black friend once", voted Obama, etc. But like with the "MALE" stuff, (or the "Jew" stuff, or the "smoker" stuff, etc)- It's come up too consistently, over too long a time, in how he talks, how he acts IRL, what he puts in the comic, etc for it to be anything else. He wouldn't keep using "BLACK" as an insult/negative over and over if he really had no problem with them.
 
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Snuckening said:
Yeah, nah... I don't buy the "Chris totes has no issues with black people" thing tbh. I'm not sure what else "having the race awareness of a 60yo" means if it doesn't mean "he kinda sorta has a teeny bit of a problem with the blacks...." Not saying that he automatically hates every single black person ever, no doubt he's met some "good ones", "had a black friend once", voted Obama, etc. But like with the "MALE" stuff, (or the "Jew" stuff, or the "smoker" stuff, etc)- It's come up too consistently, over too long a time, in how he talks, how he acts IRL, what he puts in the comic, etc for it to be anything else. He wouldn't keep using "BLACK" as an insult/negative over and over if he really had no problem with them.
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What I mean is that he grew up being raised by Bob and Barb. Two elderly people who had some very not PC things to say about blacks. They weren’t racist I don’t think, but they weren’t exactly PC or racially sensitive.

For example, Bob made a comment about Obama painting the Whitehouse. Chris took that literally. Bob said Snyder seemed like a Jew name (or a German one) and Chris ran with it. Chris watched shows growing up that might joke about racial stereotypes, but because of autism he just didn’t get the joke and took it at face value.

So, in the end, I don’t feel Chris is racist, he just isn’t racially sensitive and sometimes makes unfavorable comments.
 
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4Macie said:
because of autism he just didn’t get the joke and took it at face
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I mean this is more likely than not; remember during Chris's psych exam, the examiner used the example of Chris telling black women they couldn't date him because they weren't white. To him, he was merely stating that they don't meet the requirements for his Love Quest, whereas anyone not so ragingly autistic will think that's racist.
 
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Marvin said:
The former owner of the Game Place was a convicted sex offender, I think he got caught with CP or something. In a similar way to the Snyder is Jewish thing, Chris came to the conclusion that Mike Snyder was also a pedo. I don't think we've ever gotten a more detailed explanation about why he thinks that.
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My understanding was that Chris always thought Snyder was the owner of the Game Place (though he only bought the store in 2011) and ergo conflated him with the actual sex offending ex-owner.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
My understanding was that Chris always thought Snyder was the owner of the Game Place (though he only bought the store in 2011) and ergo conflated him with the actual sex offending ex-owner.
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You give Chris too much credit here. Chris is aware Snyder isn't the owner, and he really is retarded enough to think pedophilia is transitive or some shit.

See this video, he names the real pedo.
 
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Marvin said:
You give Chris too much credit. Chris is aware Snyder isn't the owner, and he really is exceptional enough to think pedophilia is transitive or some shit.

See this video, he names the real pedo.
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No, I don't. I just didn't recall because it's been ages since I've read the CWCki. But I see what you meant now.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
What's this about God all of a sudden?

I thought that when it came to Jesus, Chris felt: "meh"!

You made a promise to the waifu console goddesses, Chris.
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He sees Jesus and God (who he refers to as Emanuelle) as this dimension's version of the CPU goddesses. It seems like he sees them a bit higher than that recently, though. GodJesus and the Cosmos are determining what shit gets replaced in the merge.
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