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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I'd ship Chris to Pakistan for a social experiment.
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Chris wanders around until he bought by a wealthy man for his harem. Chris lives his life in luxury and does nothing.
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A burqa would be a prudent fashion choice for Chris when in public now that I think about it.
The saga of Chris adjusting to his new life under whatever exceptional man man bought him would be a great TV sitcom at least.
RustyNail(her)
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It could be like One Thousand And One Nights!
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Sounds like an ominous threat!
also Happy New Year, Kiwi-kiwis and Aus-kiwis.
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"After the merge, you damn trolls won't have ANYTHING to enjoy!"
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hahaha smug Chris is best Chris. He's really trying to convince himself this is still real.
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in response to:
I don't know what this means, nor do I want to know. Soz for the double posting btw
Again, sorry for double-posting. IDK how to link new stuff to past posts.
This is a reply to that previous tweet. I still don't know what these 'dakis' are, but they're probably Chris' new voodoo-dolls.
https://archive.fo/gGsBB
I have no clue as to how i can embed videos like the rest of you can, so I'll leave it to one of you to archive the video itself.
How this joke is 'funny' or offensive to 'bad trolls and cyberbullies', i fail to see.
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What did you get for Christmas Chris? That's right, just like your birthday you had to buy your own gifts.
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Dakimakura are just fancy body pillows from Japan. There's a cottage industry based around producing dakis that have pictures of half-naked anime girls printed on them, so there are socially awkward turbo-nerds who get one with their favorite waifu on it and use it as a substitute for actual human intimacy. Chris had a daki for a while, but apparently the idea guys convinced him to get rid of it and marry Cryzel et al instead.
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So, this confirms Chris is mad because everyone found out about him humping Barb's body double.
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Should have thrown in some hackers on steroids for good measure.
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Same retard, different decade.
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Too late, Chris, you already wrote "Waifu-Chan" into existence with your god powers. Get ready to be seeing a whole lot more of her after the merge in 12 hours.
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So Bliss is a real person that tried to block Chris, but he still follows her via sockpuppet. I gotcha.
I don't think Chris truly respects the people he follows on Twitter. Whenever he's blocked or told to fuck off, it's never because of what he did. It's all because of the trolls and wii-ns (Not saying they don't play a role, Chris just acts like he's absolved of all criticism because of them) that people block him or stop interacting with him.
The fact that he has sock puppet accounts to pester people who have blocked his main is proof of this. Most people would take the hint and leave the other party alone. Tbh, I think Chris just wants to be heard. This is even apparent with the big-name voice actresses he follows.
I don't think Chris truly respects the people he follows on Twitter. Whenever he's blocked or told to fuck off, it's never because of what he did. It's all because of the trolls and wii-ns (Not saying they don't play a role, Chris just acts like he's absolved of all criticism because of them) that people block him or stop interacting with him.
The fact that he has sock puppet accounts to pester people who have blocked his main is proof of this. Most people would take the hint and leave the other party alone. Tbh, I think Chris just wants to be heard. This is even apparent with the big-name voice actresses he follows.
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