Containment Random Chris Updates

[Eugene90]

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He is right about one thing -- the mention of anyone comparing Chris' face to Andross is blind certainly -- because Andross is still better looking than his lard-filled face, and that really can't be compared.

But I like how he flatters himself by thinking that people comparing his face to Andross also means being equivalent to a deity. It's like he's trying to tell us something but refuse to be direct about it.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

He’s honestly pretty far off the deep end even for furries so he’d need to find some exceptional examples of the fandom to find furs that would tolerate him.

You say this with such gusto as if you are a furry yourself, I wonder if you are. Truly, Suiseiseki posters couldn't ALL be furries COULD they?

Yeah, Idea Guy's machinations convinced him he's a furry;
But even before Idea Guy, he followed furry porn artists on Twitter.

Ah. Well that is certainly something. Now that I'm older, I wonder why Sonic/Pokemon/MLP fans don't just call themselves what they really are. Furries. It's 2019, it's a much more tolerant time than 2008, so I wonder why the stigma regarding identifying as one still exists? Heck, even I find myself donning a pair of rabbit ears, tightening up a cowbell then howling at the full moon after defecating publicly in a rainbow pink latex bodysuit, but then again that is what it takes to be a speaker at local Democratic rallies nowadays.

 

[AnOminous]

Ah. Well that is certainly something. Now that I'm older, I wonder why Sonic/Pokemon/MLP fans don't just call themselves what they really are. Furries.

Furries and bronies hate each other.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It’s the old ‘They make us look bad!’ argument but really they’re all manchildren who like anthropomorphic animals a little too much.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Furries and bronies hate each other.

So kinda like the Soviets and Nazis in WWII eh? Do you think if we wait long enough on the sidelines they'll wipe each other out in the same way?

 

[Smertest Wisard]

So kinda like the Soviets and Nazis in WWII eh? Do you think if we wait long enough on the sidelines they'll wipe each other out in the same way?

WWII 2: Clopyiff Boogaloo

 

[Mick92]

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They should really find a way to take away someone's emoji privileges, with Chris being the first one.

 

[Gunslinger]

They should really find a way to take away someone's emoji privileges, with Chris being the first one.

That blushing emoji is seriously the worst. At least he doesn't seem to be using the cherry blossoms as much. Even when he is having an argument with someone he still has to tack those stupid lightening bolts and blue heart at the end.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

You say this with such gusto as if you are a furry yourself, I wonder if you are. Truly, Suiseiseki posters couldn't ALL be furries COULD they?

Next you'll accuse me of being gay for some reason.

Furries and bronies hate each other.

I've seen too many furries who are also bronies to even believe that for a second. There's a lot of overlap although you do get some exceptional individuals who hate one faction or the other in both camps who sperg at each other all day for no reason.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

I wonder why Sonic/Pokemon/MLP fans don't just call themselves what they really are. Furries.

You have to be an animal fucker to be a furry.

 

[Mr. 0]

Next you'll accuse me of being gay for some reason.

you're so gay you make chris look straight

 

[Philosophy Phil]

You have to be an animal fucker to be a furry.

So then being Muslim is a requisite then?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris wonders if an anime character is autistic.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris wonders if an anime character is autistic.

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LOL

 

[Mick92]

Chris wonders if an anime character is autistic.

Rule of thumb: ALL anime is autistic.

 

[Zitta]

I can't help but feel like he's trying to project.

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris wonders if an anime character is autistic.

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That character's quirk in the show is that she doesn't really talk. She's not actually mute, but she's seen in her school as unapproachable because she's good at everything she does and is from a rich family. So no one talks to her, and she doesn't talk to anyone. Video games are her form of escapism, and she develops a relationship with the other main character based on video games. She's an awkward kid, but she's not autistic.

 

[Snuckening]

Chris wonders if an anime character is autistic.

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Normal grammar, no Random Capitalization, no mention of special powers, or goddess status, a coherent point, no demand for compliance or complaints about "poor me"?

Did Chris get better overnight, or does this sound nothing at all like something he'd say?

 

[DeathHeat]

Ah. Well that is certainly something. Now that I'm older, I wonder why Sonic/Pokemon/MLP fans don't just call themselves what they really are. Furries. It's 2019, it's a much more tolerant time than 2008, so I wonder why the stigma regarding identifying as one still exists? Heck, even I find myself donning a pair of rabbit ears, tightening up a cowbell then howling at the full moon after defecating publicly in a rainbow pink latex bodysuit, but then again that is what it takes to be a speaker at local Democratic rallies nowadays.

Uhh what?
Okay, people, TMI.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Uhh what?
Okay, people, TMI.

I'm not sure which is sadder; that you weren't able to parse obvious ironic satire or the fact we live in a society that this possibility exists outside of ironic farce