Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
lol, Chris thinks the CIA is supposed to do something about Twitter trolls
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He also thought the government would give a fuck about his house tour on the internet.

I’m not sure who told Chris the government can do and will do anything he wants... but that was probably the first and best troll advice. He uses the government as a threat at least once a month.
 
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Hmm. Bugbear is his newest word for the trolls since a couple days ago. It's also a character from D&D: https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/bugbear . That'd be the second D&D reference after he started using truesight a few months ago during the troll-orchestrated merge. Coincidence or is he being trolled again?
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Hmm. Bugbear is his newest word for the trolls since a couple days ago. It's also a character from D&D: https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/bugbear . That'd be the second D&D reference after he started using truesight a few months ago during the troll-orchestrated merge. Coincidence or is he being trolled again?
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It's also an old timey term for a persistent irritant. I would not be surprised if Borb used it around him, or about him.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Hmm. Bugbear is his newest word for the trolls since a couple days ago. It's also a character from D&D: https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/bugbear . That'd be the second D&D reference after he started using truesight a few months ago during the troll-orchestrated merge. Coincidence or is he being trolled again?
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Maybe the teen troons played D&D with Chris for laughs.

And probably desisted after the first session. He'd probably be a terrible player, constantly trying to weasel out of every bad roll with asspulls, trying to insert Sonichu lore everywhere, trying to come with his own rètarded rules, and stress sighing when creating his character because there is no "CPU" class or "Half-Sonichu" race.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Maybe the teen troons played D&D with Chris for laughs.

And probably desisted after the first session. He'd probably be a terrible player, constantly trying to weasel out of every bad roll with asspulls, trying to insert Sonichu lore everywhere, trying to come with his own rètarded rules, and stress sighing when creating his character because there is no "CPU" class or "Half-Sonichu" race.
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Unless there is a Game Master around to enforce official rules, you can do D&D with whatever your imagination desires.

I'm sure the Brigade did it to humor him.
 
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That part about the face to face meet and greet reaaaallly makes me think he intends on talking this out with anyone who blocked him at Bronycon. He needs to be convinced that is not a smart move. You can not force people to like you and for some reason Chris, though he's mentally about 10, has never gotten this.

He says he can't live his life but doesn't realize he could live his life peacefully if he just deleted the social media. Social media isn't life and I really don't think you get to have an expectation of "only positive comments" when you put yourself out there for the public like this. Bob should have came down way harder on this and blamed Chris and his need for internet attention rather than the damn weird callers.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
He says he can't live his life but doesn't realize he could live his life peacefully if he just deleted the social media. Social media isn't life and I really don't think you get to have an expectation of "only positive comments" when you put yourself out there for the public like this. Bob should have came down way harder on this and blamed Chris and his need for internet attention rather than the damn weird callers.
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Agreed. At this point, Chris really should just get the fuck off Twitter. He's got wèens swarming him every time he tweets, he's incapable of making an alt account that would successfully throw them off, and it's supposedly costing him sleep and peace of mind. But of course he won't do that because he's forgotten his own advice on online socialization and is too wrapped up in trying to force all these people to be friends with him.

I remember when he proclaimed that online socialization was a bust and he was going to go make real friends. And against all odds, he actually did find some irl friends who weren't trolls, and now he's ditched the lot of them to whine for online attention from brony artists and VAs. It'd almost be sad if he weren't being such an incredible knob about it.
 
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