Containment Random Chris Updates

[ToroidalBoat]

1:44:40 - Incest is not legal in Cwcville

And yet that imbecile claimed in those idiotic "commandments" that "Adultry is okay, well, and good" (along with some derping about consent). Is "Honor Roll" gonna expect everyone to forget that, like he expects everyone to forget he "healed" his elderly mother?

And of course he still holds a grudge against Clyde Cash (and thinks Clyde is a real person).

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

By saying the incest happened in another timeline, is Chris trying to cope with what he's done or is he just trying to deflect criticism?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

By saying the incest happened in another timeline, is Chris trying to cope with what he's done or is he just trying to deflect criticism?

BOTH. GOY

21:30 - Chris had potentially tried to contact companies while imprisoned

Hello, I just raped my mother and was featured on Fox News. I'd like to represent Nintendo, onegai shimasu!

 

[Fapcop]

God, I hope some ween sends him a letter bomb.

NGL: Hearing Chris, a Manlet who hasn’t worked for decades, tell someone to toughen it out on their job did make me chuckle.

Also: Hope that Caden funnels those super hat through his own bank account and pays him in second hand LEGOs.

 

[innocent jogger]

37 - Chris wont bless Clyde Cash

He still thinks that was (one) real person. lol lmao even

48:45 - Chris personally saw Sockness die.

No, that gross obsessed faggot is still around. Sniffing Christian's old shoes and such. *barf^

42:50 - Jesus loves Chris. Chris gaffs in trying to deny raping his mom. "What I did... what you're saying I did... never happened in this timeline. It never happened."

Fuck off, Chris. If you don't want to be labeled a rapist: to quote Neal Hamburger, "Then don't rape!"

1:03:45 - Furries are good individuals.

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahhaah

1:44:40 - Incest is not legal in Cwcville

1:46:40 - Chris is retconning being in jail as something that needed to happen so they could manifest things or some bullshit. Mumbles "world war III".

1:58:50 - No refunds. Goodnight, merry Christmas. We're all blessed.

Go back to the Sonichu Temple and tell that to Barb on camera.

 

[Ammyterasu]

By saying the incest happened in another timeline, is Chris trying to cope with what he's done or is he just trying to deflect criticism?

I'd say it's some weird cope + denial mechanism Chris came up with.

He refers to the rape and incest allegations as "people writing fanfictions about him", which is interesting because Chris believes fanfictions, fanarts and everything coming from people's imagination are actually real and something that really happened in some other universe/dimension/timeline, those people merely uses psychic powers they don't know they have to see those happenings and "chronicle" them into our world. (lmao) Or maybe he's refencing his bit different, older belief that imagining things would manifest them in another dimension, like the cartoon world in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so it was all the hateful trolls' fault.. but by that "logic", he himself wrote a fanfiction and made it happen when he bragged to Null and others about having sex with an older woman, uh?

Either way, he did nothing wrong. Nothing is ever his fault. Stop questioning him. Trust the plan, just two more weeks before the Merge.

 

[Fapcop]

He still thinks that was (one) real person. lol lmao even


No, that gross obsessed faggot is still around. Sniffing Christian's old shoes and such. *barf^


Fuck off, Chris. If you don't want to be labeled a rapist: to quote Neal Hamburger, "Then don't rape!"


Hahahahahahahaahahahahahhaah


Go back to the Sonichu Temple and tell that to Barb on camera.

Jeez man… Weens these days! How hard can it be to make a donation under the name: “Barbs broken snatch” or something along those lines.

 

[King Kiwi]

20 fucking years of the "just let bygones be bygones already geez!" excuse doing absolutely jack shit for him, and Chris still tries to use it. Maybe this time will be different!

Yep, that's Chris.

He'll end up killing someone and saying, via handwritten letters, "oh Come ON, she was like 4'9. Practically a midget. At least it wasn't reindeer! Remember that time I donated to children?"

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Yep, that's Chris.

He'll end up killing someone and saying, via handwritten letters, "oh Come ON, she was like 4'9. Practically a midget. At least it wasn't reindeer! Remember that time I donated to children?"

"It's not like she had any children. She was 12 years old, and her parents hated her for being a damn smoker! It was only a matter of time before she ended up on the streets smoking the devil's lettuce with all the popular kids".

 

[King Kiwi]

To hell with sending Chris pizza. Someone should send him gay male prostitutes instead.

But I told you guys not to send Chris anything for Christmas.

A troop of angry, starving baboons however...

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

But I told you guys not to send Chris anything for Christmas.

A troop of angry, starving baboons however...

The worst thing for him is tonbe ignored. I wish to god that would happen.

 

[BMO_]

Chis is asked about what it's like being the biggest lolcow. "I'm no bigger than..." and then cannot come up with an answer.

16:35 - Chris is working with someone on a website that will explain what "the dimension merge, the ultimate miracle" is. Starts to explain some dimensional merge bullshit. Sonic '06 plays a pivotal role.

10~ - Someone asks Chris to bless their marriage with a character that looks to be a fictional anime character or something. Chris snarkily corrects the donor that the character would be their wifu, not fiance. Chris makes no comment on how he can be the only person married to multiple fictional characters.

17:45 - Chirs gets conflicted and overloaded when blessing Geno.

37 - Chris wont bless Clyde Cash

Chris gets so upset at being asked to clarify "what never happened" he breaks the stream. He's using a Focusrite audio interface and a Lenovo 21.5" FHD NearEdgeless Monitor monitor.

56:30 - Being asked what Chris got Rosechu for Christmas breaks him. Followed by a tard burp.

wow. Edit: Peck is too retarded to activate Chris's Windows 11.

1:31:40 - The last episode of the doc Chris has seen is still 69.

FYI: April Fools' episode is 74.

 

[King Kiwi]

"It's not like she had any children. She was 12 years old, and her parents hated her for being a damn smoker! It was only a matter of time before she ended up on the streets smoking the devil's lettuce with all the popular kids".

I was thinking of a little old lady.

Hence me mentioning the reindeer thing.

I wonder if Chris would even care.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

31:30 - Headphone warning Chris does that obnoxious tard burp thing.

I was not expecting that, and wearing headphones. Holy fuck. You just have to know he does that shit in public too.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I was not expecting that, and wearing headphones. Holy fuck. You just have to know he does that shit in public too.

Remember when he was kicked out of that gym for being annoying and obnoxious?

 

[innocent jogger]

Remember when he was kicked out of that gym for being annoying and obnoxious?

Well, there is no way he went there to exercise anyway.

 

[King Kiwi]

The four rings on Chris' right hand are apparently wedding rings.

Well, at least we know he hasn't married Flutter.

 

[King Metalia]

Well, at least we know he hasn't married Flutter.

I hope Chris tries to marry her. Just imagine flutter introducing him to her parents. I'd probably go as well as the father call.

 

[King Kiwi]

I hope Chris tries to marry her. Just imagine flutter introducing him to her parents. I'd probably go as well as the father call.

She's can't have parents. She's from a cabbage patch.

 

[Black Yoshi]