The thing I find interesting, is whether it’s some weird autismo-logic ala: “I am a good person. Therefore the things I do aren’t bad!”
Or whether he’s trying to rationalize and excuse them to himself because it felt good: “It feels nice when I put my penis in Barb. It’s healing for her and is good for her!”
Come to think of it, Chris has always been a weasely little fucker, going back to where he lied but went: “I didn’t ACKSUALLY lie, because I wasn’t holding the medallion of twooth!”
Chris doesn't care about breaking the rules so long as two things happen:
1. Whatever short term benefit he wants, he gets
2. He doesn't suffer some kind of significantly inconveniencing repercussion to that action (I.E. going to jail)
The video of the macing incident has all the proof of this - Chris actively looks both ways before pulling out the mace and attacking
without provocation on the manager, before waddling off. He wanted to use the mace and I remain convinced the whole point of going to GameStop that day was to incite a reaction from breaking his ban on that location, but when it didn't go the overly hostile way Chris thought it would in his head, he
forced the resolution he'd been seeking. And then in the aftermath on Facebook, following Barb bailing him out, he had the
audacity to claim the mace wasn't that bad because he'd tested it on himself...by spraying it on his arm (as opposed to how he sprayed it in the manager's face).
And, of course, that jail letter where in no uncertain terms he said he wanted his mom to drop dead for the sole purpose of him getting sole ownership of 14BC, probably because at the time he felt that would just get him out of jail faster. Ever since moving to the new place, Chris doesn't seem to really care about the old 'Sonichu Temple' anymore despite how heavily 14BC was involved in the majority of his life.
Same. Chris is only funny when he's doing nutty things on his own.
Sometimes someone will suggest something but the best Chris shenanigans are the ones he does himself. Other then that, he'll ramble on about random BS no one cares about.
It is ironic how people trying to control Chris end up preventing him from doing the shit that made him such an attention magnet in the first place.
But then it just becomes a game of patience for Chris to end up doing something stupid of his own accord that even his handlers can't stop, such as the weird Christmas comic videos which turned out to have been drawn on the back of Chris's medical papers from prison as well as print-outs of articles regarding his own arrest.
