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If Chris is really trying to get rid of his guilt by way of "magical thinking" and saying it "happened in another time line", then he doesn't seem to realize that he's basically admitting that he isn't really God or Jesus or whatever. By claiming that there is some reality where a version of himself is capable of doing something as clearly morally reprehensible and evil as sexually abusing his own mother, then he clearly cannot be Godly since God is good and the antithesis of evil, incapable of doing evil acts. Just goes to show that Chris never thinks through his bullshit before he spews it out of his fat mouth and he usually invalidates his retarded claims in one way or another before long.
I've always wondered since Chris views himself as God and Jesus. Who would he view as The Devil or Satan?
 
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I've always wondered since Chris views himself as God and Jesus. Who would he view as The Devil or Satan?
Maybe Graduon, or even Mary Lee Walsh. From the latest video, he still seems hung up on that stuff. They're mentioned early in Transformers - Past Ideas Emerging Part 1. "Those Decepticons have been discharged and discarded manymany years ago when Walsh and Graduon retired and signed that peace treaty back in 2017."
I'm looking forward to the transcript from our colleagues at the CWCki, I wonder how they'll write the scream at 6:10. And what's the robot they're waiting for named? Bumblelub? It sounds like something Rick Sanchez would say. It's not Bumblebee but maybe that's who it started with.
EDIT: I found him on the CWCki, he's Bumble-Lumba, one of the Samurai Pizza Robots who protect CWCville.
I don't have time to watch the video atm, but Chris seems very hyperfixated on Transformers these days. New lore on Jesus actually being a 8 wheeler when.
I wonder how the writers of Gospels forgot about that part. Maybe it's in the apocrypha somewhere. A Lego Optimus Prime could easily be added to the Brick Bible, like the time God made Optimus Prime to carry Adam and Eve far from the Garden of Eden. Or the time when Jesus rode Optimus Prime into Jerusalem with his donkey in the passenger seat.
 
I am so obsessed with those because...I do not want to repeat it all over again, but I have found some more interesting things on Cecil, including him...supposedly starting a company in the Praetorium...
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Which also does not match up. He was in Maryville, then Longview, Texas...welp
Is everyone just ignoring the fact that "Thomas Cecil's" middle name is just "Cecil" backwards?
 
Regarding Flutter -

According to the guy who took the video she was on a flight from Charlotte North Carrolina, I know it's not a sure fire thing but have there been any hints about connection with Praetor and that area? I mean it's a fair distance between the two locations and I can't see her just catching a flight to just hang out with Chris.

Also I have a theory that while she wasn't originally connected with them she either is now or they are aware of her and don't care because they don't view her as a threat or impediment to whatever they are doing with Chris.
 
Regarding Flutter -

According to the guy who took the video she was on a flight from Charlotte North Carrolina, I know it's not a sure fire thing but have there been any hints about connection with Praetor and that area? I mean it's a fair distance between the two locations and I can't see her just catching a flight to just hang out with Chris.

Also I have a theory that while she wasn't originally connected with them she either is now or they are aware of her and don't care because they don't view her as a threat or impediment to whatever they are doing with Chris.
I'm willing to employ Occam's Razor on this one and say that she was simply visiting North Carolina for whatever reason - may it be business or pleasure - and she's back home just in time for the holidays. It would explain her sudden, random disappearance almost immediately after she was confirmed to be a reoccurring presence in Chris's life. We'll have to see if she's going to remain a constant now or if she's going to disappear again to confirm this, though.
 
Regarding Flutter -

According to the guy who took the video she was on a flight from Charlotte North Carrolina, I know it's not a sure fire thing but have there been any hints about connection with Praetor and that area? I mean it's a fair distance between the two locations and I can't see her just catching a flight to just hang out with Chris.

Also I have a theory that while she wasn't originally connected with them she either is now or they are aware of her and don't care because they don't view her as a threat or impediment to whatever they are doing with Chris.
I feel like the guy kind of dropped the ball. He had a perfect opportunity to get a face shot of Flutter and didn’t do it. It’s not like Chris was going to do anything if he did.
 
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He probably could have gotten a photo of the luggage tags.
ngl: Watching Chris reaction as he just starts filming her and the luggage tags, despite his attempts at a firm “please don’t!” would likely have made me lol.

Also: Chris has been kind of on a roll lately, and his videos have been pretty smug. Could use a reminder about his status as an elderly raping pariah and powerlessness.

(NOT MATI, just saying…)
 
Also: Chris has been kind of on a roll lately, and his videos have been pretty smug. Could use a reminder about his status as an elderly raping pariah and powerlessness.
That'll come on Monday, when Chris wakes up Christmas morning and the most he's going to get is a reminder that he's at least not in jail anymore.

But he doesn't have any family to share the holiday with, he doesn't have any gifts from people who truly give a shit about him, and despite pretending to be god he is powerless to actually make Hasbro decanonize G5 and go back to making G4, which these days really is the only thing he actually wants to happen.

I also guarantee the bastard is trying to plan to go to all the ponycons that are still around (next one is in Feb. I think...in Texas) and every single one is rejecting him.
 
ngl: Watching Chris reaction as he just starts filming her and the luggage tags, despite his attempts at a firm “please don’t!” would likely have made me lol.

Also: Chris has been kind of on a roll lately, and his videos have been pretty smug. Could use a reminder about his status as an elderly raping pariah and powerlessness.

(NOT MATI, just saying…)
Chris is being manipulated for the benefit of another, who he thinks is his fren

Chris has always been happy when he thinks he has frens

Who have always been manipulating him for their amusement and/or financial gain

Eventually he will find out how much money Caden is screwing him out of and the milk will flow in a glorious deluge
 
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That'll come on Monday, when Chris wakes up Christmas morning and the most he's going to get is a reminder that he's at least not in jail anymore.

But he doesn't have any family to share the holiday with, he doesn't have any gifts from people who truly give a shit about him, and despite pretending to be god he is powerless to actually make Hasbro decanonize G5 and go back to making G4, which these days really is the only thing he actually wants to happen.

I also guarantee the bastard is trying to plan to go to all the ponycons that are still around (next one is in Feb. I think...in Texas) and every single one is rejecting him.
I wish. But he's probably still pissed at Barb for not croaking already and leaving him the temple, and I'm sure that he will get lots of well wishes from his enabler trolls. It seems Caden already gave him one big gift in a small package: Cabbage for the holidays.

He will keep doing no self-reflections and he will keep learning absolutely nothing.
 
I wish. But he's probably still pissed at Barb for not croaking already and leaving him the temple, and I'm sure that he will get lots of well wishes from his enabler trolls. It seems Caden already gave him one big gift in a small package: Cabbage for the holidays.
We all think that Caden is this autistic mastermind, but it’s be funny if Chris is the one calling the shots.

“I’m not happy Caden! You know why? No China! This duck is craving China! You know what I may do when I’m not happy? Take away the Sonichu merchandising rights!”


He will keep doing no self-reflections and he will keep learning absolutely nothing.
Well that much is true. Chris will wake up Christmas morning, not give a thought about Barb and start doing whatever gets him a quick dopamine fix. Just like every other day.
 
Also I forgot - I was taking a look at who is Chris' following and found Keffals lol. (sorry if this is old news)
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