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You know, I hope the Palworld discourse gets to Chris-chan. I would love the Chris versus Palworld arc
He doesn't care. He commented once or twice about how it was unoriginal (yes, the Sonichu guy is trying to punch down about copyright infringement) and called it real-life Chinpokomon and that was it. He's too busy kvetching over MLP G5.
 
Yeah I can't imagine how he could utilize that character in a game with other people. Some stats he had were so padded that even if he rolled like a 2 he'd still get the max results. God help anyone if he rolls a natural one and has something really bad happen to him, though I'm sure he had some sort of goofy "save" like running backwards to turn back time or something.
Yesh that takes me back. How long ago was it were laughing with (but also at) the way Chris was making ridiculously op home brew sonichu bs in d and d because.

1. He can't get into ANYTHING without bringing sonichu into it.

2. He didn't understand "levels" in d and d aren't like levels in fallout, elderscroll, or video games. And you rarely go past level 5ish and only if you want to play some serious hardcore campaigns where one wrong move results in instant permadeath.
 
You know, I hope the Palworld discourse gets to Chris-chan. I would love the Chris versus Palworld arc
One thing for sure, Chris still can't understand sarcasm and jokes at his expense.
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I don't know if Chris really gives a shit about that discourse, so far he doesn't seem very pissed out, but yeah it would be nice if we got new drama instead of the usual MLP and autobots slop.
 
One thing for sure, Chris still can't understand sarcasm and jokes at his expense.
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Also, that "pikachu" doesn't look anything like Sonichu. Chris ranting about Palworld stealing from him on Youtube would an early Christmas gift. But he doesn't have the same energy that he did 15 years ago, and his Twitter account doesn't have the same impact when he spergs. Also no cares about MLP other than little girls and faggots.
 
One thing for sure, Chris still can't understand sarcasm and jokes at his expense.
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I don't know if Chris really gives a shit about that discourse, so far he doesn't seem very pissed out, but yeah it would be nice if we got new drama instead of the usual MLP and autobots slop.
Chris is a motherfucking maggot and should learn to suck dick like a real woman, fucking piece of shit.
 
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I don't understand what "the best to help out" means, but yea I'm sure weens will not send anything uncouth to him.
He genuinely doesn't learn.

Like, holy fuck, this is setting up for Simonla all over again. Oh, I can see it now: Sonichu is now the sheriff of a tiny little town called Rock Ridge ("THE SHERRIF IS A NI-"), Chis himself as a goddess will become best friends with Nurgle and Slaneesh, and all sorts of fun and obvious pop cultural jokes will find their way into this and Chris will never pick up on any of it no matter how obsessively he looks at other people's portfolios.

Even funnier would be to use ChatGPT, because let's be real - at this stage of AI generated content, as long as it's grammatically sound there isn't a chance in hell Chris is going to know.
 
>implying Chris cares about grammar
I think Chris is intelligent enough to understand when other people aren't using correct phrasing, etc. and it's just when he's saying nonsensical shit that he thinks it makes perfect sense.
 
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I don't understand what "the best to help out" means, but yea I'm sure weens will not send anything uncouth to him.
Chris wants his fans to do his dirty work so he can steal their ideas and publish their work as his own. Motherfucker. I hope the submissions are nothing but ChatGPT or raunchy porn material.
 
Chris wants his fans to do his dirty work so he can steal their ideas and publish their work as his own. Motherfucker. I hope the submissions are nothing but ChatGPT or raunchy porn material.
What?! How dare Chris steal my AI-generated fan art of his stolen rip off art that he's profiting off of!
 
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